camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: Pigeon. A disease riddled pest that fucking stinks and is hated by everyone. Why are you talking about James Corden like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 @Quincy Cockfingers your public demands you answer for your terrible, terrible online reviews. Even by estate agent standards you're a despicable shyster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 QUIIIIIIIIIIIINCY!! You will respond this instant or deal with the consequences, you reptile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: @Quincy Cockfingers your public demands you answer for your terrible, terrible online reviews. Even by estate agent standards you're a despicable shyster. Decs, my professional life is in tatters, and I am frequenting with you cunts: do I seriously strike you like the kind of cunt who gives a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Decs, my professional life is in tatters, and I am frequenting with you cunts: do I seriously strike you like the kind of cunt who gives a fuck? You suddenly seem to have a lot of time to comment here, Quincy, following such a long and well-received absence. Has your boss at the estate agents sussed you out as being too much of a weapons-grade nuclear cunt to work even for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Decs, my professional life is in tatters, and I am frequenting with you cunts: do I seriously strike you like the kind of cunt who gives a fuck? Is it the yellow tie shit that so damaged your career? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Is it the yellow tie shit that so damaged your career? a yellow tie might lead to damage of one's rear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Point taken, and all so true, though pigeons are not renowned for their bloodsucking, profiteering instincts. Shut up: remember that you have a sponge for a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You suddenly seem to have a lot of time to comment here, Quincy, following such a long and well-received absence. Has your boss at the estate agents sussed you out as being too much of a weapons-grade nuclear cunt to work even for them? That is pretty much it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Is it the yellow tie shit that so damaged your career? I cannot say it aided matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I cannot say it aided matters. What about your insatiable appetite for class A’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I cannot say it aided matters. You, Quincy Cockingers, are about to discover what it's really like to swallow a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You, Quincy Cockingers, are about to discover what it's really like to swallow a turd. Ably demonstrated by you, would explain your breath also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 26 minutes ago, Ape said: What about your insatiable appetite for class A’s? Aided matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 24 minutes ago, Frank said: You, Quincy Cockingers, are about to discover what it's really like to swallow a turd. In other words: dinner at yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 16 hours ago, Decimus said: @Quincy Cockfingers your public demands you answer for your terrible, terrible online reviews. Even by estate agent standards you're a despicable shyster. It's like this: We had the most hilarious whale of a time for years and years, drunk out of our minds, roaring, wine sloshing steak lunches every day, fucking about like cunts. Every day was like Withnail & I. Superb. Of course there was no time for any actual fucking work, are you deranged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's like this: We had the most hilarious whale of a time for years and years, drunk out of our minds, roaring, wine sloshing steak lunches every day, fucking about like cunts. Every day was like Withnail & I. Superb. Of course there was no time for any actual fucking work, are you deranged? You mistake me, you drunken cunt. I was impressed by your reviews, not disgusted. It seems that unlike most on here you are the genuine article. A real world 100% genuine 24 carat cunt. The denizens of the Edinburgh rental market got everything they deserved. I particularly enjoyed the story where a tenant rang in tears and you could be heard laughing and swearing about them in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You mistake me, you drunken cunt. I was impressed by your reviews, not disgusted. It seems that unlike most on here you are the genuine article. A real world 100% genuine 24 carat cunt. The denizens of the Edinburgh rental market got everything they deserved. I particularly enjoyed the story where a tenant rang in tears and you could be heard laughing and swearing about them in the background. Ah, good man. They were always in tears about some imagined shit of other, fix this , fix that , why have the bailiffs put a steel door on our flat zzzzz zzz, like, whateverrrrr. In fairness, it's literally impossible not to have everyone griping like bitches, even with best efforts and intentions, so it's best to proceed directly to being a complete, shit smelling cunt: the results are the same but the hilarity is optimised perfectly. I had a big red sign on the (back) office wall: WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY. yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I had a big red sign on the (back) office wall: WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY. yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Isn't it funny how most us here thought, for a while, that the golf-playing god-bothering gay drink driver was the estate agent, when all along it was the mouth-shitting, spider-eating fucking skip dweller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 21 minutes ago, nocti said: Isn't it funny how most us here thought, for a while, that the golf-playing god-bothering gay drink driver was the estate agent, when all along it was the mouth-shitting, spider-eating fucking skip dweller. Get it right, it's a burnt out Nissan almera, at least according to trumpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You mistake me, you drunken cunt. I was impressed by your reviews, not disgusted. It seems that unlike most on here you are the genuine article. A real world 100% genuine 24 carat cunt. The denizens of the Edinburgh rental market got everything they deserved. I particularly enjoyed the story where a tenant rang in tears and you could be heard laughing and swearing about them in the background. 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ah, good man. They were always in tears about some imagined shit of other, fix this , fix that , why have the bailiffs put a steel door on our flat zzzzz zzz, like, whateverrrrr. In fairness, it's literally impossible not to have everyone griping like bitches, even with best efforts and intentions, so it's best to proceed directly to being a complete, shit smelling cunt: the results are the same but the hilarity is optimised perfectly. I had a big red sign on the (back) office wall: WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY. yes. "He is unbelieveable, and usually responds to emails in the rudest and most unprofessional manner possible". Please tell me that said response included you discussing your perverted mouth-shiteing proclivity with the pathetic, gobshite sweaty-sock. Did you ever ask these vile creatures if they could obtain a mortgage to end their rental woes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: "He is unbelieveable, and usually responds to emails in the rudest and most unprofessional manner possible". Please tell me that said response included you discussing your perverted mouth-shiteing proclivity with the pathetic, gobshite sweaty-sock. Did you ever ask these vile creatures if they could obtain a mortgage to end their rental woes? I did point that out from time to time. The logic was almost always not met with gratitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 5 hours ago, nocti said: Isn't it funny how most us here thought, for a while, that the golf-playing god-bothering gay drink driver was the estate agent, when all along it was the mouth-shitting, spider-eating fucking skip dweller. Manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Fuck estate agents. They're positively pleasant compared to the complexities of property law and what can be done. Try looking up what an Overage or 'Hope Clause' can do for some shit arse farmer who doesn't even own the land anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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