Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 I start off with fifty quid and now I've nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 But you must have enjoyed the beach parties,barbecues,mixing with attractive cool types and all the endless assorted "fun" things that you get to do according to the tv adverts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: But you must have enjoyed the beach parties,barbecues,mixing with attractive cool types and all the endless assorted "fun" things that you get to do according to the tv adverts There is a beach here in Torquay so I did not have t win to do those assorted fun things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 33 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I start off with fifty quid and now I've nothing Gambling and games of chance are the devil's work pen baby. .turn away from the garish lights and empty promises Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 25 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: But you must have enjoyed the beach parties,barbecues,mixing with attractive cool types and all the endless assorted "fun" things that you get to do according to the tv adverts I nominated this a couple of weeks ago, it's hilarious the way that 'Foxy Bingo' portrays it's clientele as attractive, well dressed, classy women, living happy, successful lives. The reality is a horde of fat, tattooed chavs with a brood of multi-coloured brats clogging up the benefits system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I nominated this a couple of weeks ago, it's hilarious the way that 'Foxy Bingo' portrays it's clientele as attractive, well dressed, classy women, living happy, successful lives. The reality is a horde of fat, tattooed chavs with a brood of multi-coloured brats clogging up the benefits system. You really think The Lady Pen really looks like that? Yea, so do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Gambling and games of chance are the devil's work pen baby. .turn away from the garish lights and empty promises Panzerknacker I'm dangling the hook panzie and minnows are a biting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You really think The Lady Pen really looks like that? Yea, so do I. No, I think she looks like a slightly drunk Lesley Joseph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I'm dangling the hook panzie and minnows are a biting. Pen, please stop trying to pass yourself off as a 'Svengali-esque' puppet mistress, it's most unbecoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pen, please stop trying to pass yourself off as a 'Svengali-esque' puppet mistress, it's most unbecoming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: There is a beach here in Torquay so I did not have t win to do those assorted fun things. Torquay is for peasants. I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Torquay is for peasants. I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton. Fuck off. And all the beaches in Brighton you raging homosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's her on our left isn't it? You've hacked her telex machine and got hold of her private photo collection! Any dirty ones of her in her 20's? With public figures of the era, like George IV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I think she looks like a slightly drunk Lesley Joseph. More like a very dead Keith Joseph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Torquay is for peasants. I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton. Fuck off. Devon is for oiks, I prefer to drive further and visit Lizard village and Kynance Cove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's her on our left isn't it? You've hacked her telex machine and got hold of her private photo collection! Any dirty ones of her in her 20's? With public figures of the era, like George IV? Telex, my arse, this was old-school phreaking on a mimeograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: More like a very dead Keith Joseph She was a personal friend of Joseph of Arimathea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Telex, my arse, this was old-school phreaking on a mimeograph. We used to have our school circulars printed on a Spirit Duplicator, barely legible but you got high as a kite standing next to it when the school secretary was running it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's her on our left isn't it? You've hacked her telex machine and got hold of her private photo collection! Any dirty ones of her in her 20's? With public figures of the era, like George IV? George Formby more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 More fool you P for gambling..shame on you, can't you just knit a few jumpers instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: George Formby more like I've got one of those in the kitchen, did a cheese toastie on it earlier, it turned out nice again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Torquay is for peasants. I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton. Fuck off. I suppose that you do the times bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Torquay is for peasants. I go Trevose, Rock or Saunton. Fuck off. I bet that you are at Torquay on a regular basis and go to The Meadfoot and Candyfloss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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