Jiggerycock Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Pictures of simpering tits proffering a bowl of some offal they've prepared with a 'person - bizarre adjective - twit meal' tag line So you get shit like 'Iain's Proper Croque Monsieur', which for some reason, winds me up like a Clockwork Orange! Fuck Iain!!!. Fuck his 'hipster beard and glasses' combo and double-fuck his fucking Croque Monsieur!! P.S - Bawsy post a picture of this imbecile, as my steam-powered version of CC doesn't let me do photos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Neils extra mature cheese sauce. yuk. no thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Pictures of simpering tits proffering a bowl of some offal they've prepared with a 'person - bizarre adjective - twit meal' tag line So you get shit like 'Iain's Proper Croque Monsieur', which for some reason, winds me up like a Clockwork Orange! Fuck Iain!!!. Fuck his 'hipster beard and glasses' combo and double-fuck his fucking Croque Monsieur!! P.S - Bawsy post a picture of this imbecile, as my steam-powered version of CC doesn't let me do photos Croque monsieur= cheese on toast, bit of ham with a fried egg on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: P.S - Bawsy post a picture of this imbecile, as my steam-powered version of CC doesn't let me do photos Your wish is my command, you fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 He has the face of a cunt alright ..man bun wearing metrosexual pox fuk Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 52 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: He has the face of a cunt alright ..man bun wearing metrosexual pox fuk Panzerknacker Atrocious spelling and punctuation as always, but I agree with the sentiment. He looks a "proper" twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 It's Ape's civil partner.... Another reason to avoid Tesco....as if one was needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Your wish is my command, you fucking cunt. So... three ham, egg and brie sandwiches. No doubt filled with copious amounts of face pubes and hair gel. Cunts even wearing fucking bracelets if you look close enough. Good taste in turntables, though, I have the same brand. Only mine is black with a classy red felt underlay beneath the lid, not hipster blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Atrocious spelling and punctuation as always, but I agree with the sentiment. He looks a "proper" twat. First bottle down ya..good man ..worlds a better place with bottle of voddy eh sudz baby..few more and you'll think of something to post. .now that bottle that says egg and mango is shampoo. .not for spreading on toast Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Firat bottle down ya..good man ..worlds a better place with bottle of voddy eh sudz baby..few more and you'll think of something to post. .now that bottle that says egg and mango is shampoo. .not for spreading on toast Panzerknacker You are a completely useless tosser, try making sense, just for once, in your oxygen wasting life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: You are a completely useless tosser, try making sense, just for once, in your oxygen wasting life. Uh...now we are entering the afternoon slump. .hiya mingbag. .collect many cans today? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 This can only be the result of some 21-year-old marketing graduate who's been given a free reign to wrongly believe we'd actually enjoy traipsing around Tesco, looking at the face of an old trout with the most irritating fucking face in history. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This can only be the result of some 21-year-old marketing graduate who's been given a free reign to wrongly believe we'd actually enjoy traipsing around Tesco, looking at the face of an old trout with most irritating fucking face in history. Fuck off. I bet Ape would shag her and give her an extra bun in the oven.... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet Ape would shag her and give her an extra bun in the oven.... lol. Fuck off. Well you certainly wouldn't - what with her being female and not having a big cock. lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet Ape would shag her and give her an extra bun in the oven.... lol. Fuck off. As the site's chief connoisseur of buns, what do you think of the advert, Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This can only be the result of some 21-year-old marketing graduate who's been given a free reign to wrongly believe we'd actually enjoy traipsing around Tesco, looking at the face of an old trout with most irritating fucking face in history. Fuck off. Eeuch! Like a hybrid of George Formby and that wine expert cunt, Gilly Goolden. Repulsive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Your wish is my command, you fucking cunt. Can you do me a favour CB? I too can't do pics. Have a look at what Sainsbury's are doing and it's 100 times fucking worse than this. Google 'sainsbury's dancing ad' and look at what I have to see when I go in my local. 'Rumba' 'strut' 'mosh' it's fucking nauseating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: As the site's chief connoisseur of buns, what do you think of the advert, Punkers? The adverts are actually quite "catchy" and will attract the clientele back they have lost for a while. I go to an organic Deli-Boulangerie for my Pattiserie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: The adverts are actually quite "catchy" and will attract the clientele back they have lost for a while. I go to an organic Deli-Boulangerie for my Pattiserie. Punkers, if Jesus was among us, where would he shop? And would he be a member of the corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: The adverts are actually quite "catchy" and will attract the clientele back they have lost for a while. I go to an organic Deli-Boulangerie for my Pattiserie. Surely you meant orgasmic 'Derrière-Lingerie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Punkers, if Jesus was among us, where would he shop? And would he be a member of the corner? He's already been and shopped at Marcus and Spencus in Jerusalem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 @Witheredscrote do french frogs croque and have you croqued yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: It's Ape's civil partner.... Another reason to avoid Tesco....as if one was needed. Definitely. He looks the type who would like to play with Ape's chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: The adverts are actually quite "catchy" and will attract the clientele back they have lost for a while. I go to an organic Deli-Boulangerie for my Pattiserie. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: You fucking wanker. Ape, when you say that you are into RC modelling, do you mean Roman Catholic? I can see you dressed as an alter boy, bending over in the vestry..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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