Roadkill Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Well, everyone we all know Brexit is official now that Banksy has gone and done an edgy bit of vandalism against a building in dover: Now, being an attention seeking little shite with very little skill to back it up myself (still better than Banksy, of course. Cunt uses stencils.), I have to question the actual point of this one. Apparently the stars represent unity. Personally, I think it's just stating the fucking obvious. Anyone who gets their political opinion from some dirty chav with a superhero complex skulking around at night spray painting walls needs a good slap. Did you know wars are bad? They should stop. Fucking pretentious prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well, everyone we all know Brexit is official now that Banksy has gone and done an edgy bit of vandalism against a building in dover: Now, being an attention seeking little shite with very little skill to back it up myself (still better than Banksy, of course. Cunt uses stencils.), I have to question the actual point of this one. Apparently the stars represent unity. Personally, I think it's just stating the fucking obvious. Anyone who gets their political opinion from some dirty chav with a superhero complex skulking around at night spray painting walls needs a good slap. Did you know wars are bad? They should stop. Fucking pretentious prick. I hate the little cunt, and most modern artists, Damien Hirst and fuck ugly Emin, making millions from pickling dead animals and stubbing fags out on a mattress. The only one I don't mind is Anthony Gormley, the angel of the north is quite a striking bit of sculpture and captures the heavy industrial vibe it was supposed to represent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I hate the little cunt, and most modern artists, Damien Hirst and fuck ugly Emin, making millions from pickling dead animals and stubbing fags out on a mattress. The only one I don't mind is Anthony Gormley, the angel of the north is quite a striking bit of sculpture and captures the heavy industrial vibe it was supposed to represent. Don't forget shitty Mackem construction. One of the wings fell off when they first built the bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Now, being an attention seeking little shite with very little skill to back it up myself... No, RK, I'm not having this abject self-deprecation at all. I'm sure you're at least 5' 3". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: No, RK, I'm not having this abject self-deprecation at all. I'm sure you're at least 5' 3". Thanks, CB. It's good to have someone to look up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hate the little cunt, and most modern artists, Damien Hirst and fuck ugly Emin, making millions from pickling dead animals and stubbing fags out on a mattress. Neil's wank sock has more artistic value than the combined works of Hirst and Emin. Gilbert & George are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Neil's wank sock has more artistic value than the combined works of Hirst and Emin. Gilbert & George are cunts. We had some cunt at the BALTIC art museum in Gateshead do an exhibition that was just a single red balloon in the middle of an empty room painted white. It certainly delivered what was promised, but somehow still seemed a bit shite. Like looking at a balloon in an empty room painted white. Also that cunt that built that monstrosity of an Olympic Tower in London with taxpayers money needs to get a nailgun to the bollocks. Fucker clearly just scribbled on a piece of paper without even looking and pocketed the cash before doing a runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Neil's wank sock has more artistic value than the combined works of Hirst and Emin. And its harder than the angel of the north 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 40 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We had some cunt at the BALTIC art museum in Gateshead do an exhibition that was just a single red balloon in the middle of an empty room painted white. It certainly delivered what was promised, but somehow still seemed a bit shite. Like looking at a balloon in an empty room painted white. Also that cunt that built that monstrosity of an Olympic Tower in London with taxpayers money needs to get a nailgun to the bollocks. Fucker clearly just scribbled on a piece of paper without even looking and pocketed the cash before doing a runner. I like you Killer, especially your antediluvian vole splitting side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Neil's wank sock has more artistic value than the combined works of Hirst and Emin. Gilbert & George are cunts. Again with the negative waves CB. You should keep rare pig breeders (sic) you immense dyke magnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hate the little cunt, and most modern artists, Damien Hirst and fuck ugly Emin, making millions from pickling dead animals and stubbing fags out on a mattress. The only one I don't mind is Anthony Gormley, the angel of the north is quite a striking bit of sculpture and captures the heavy industrial vibe it was supposed to represent. you prawn chasing squiggle Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 I think he's edgy. ..hails from the underground bristol vibe apparently ..but probably is a cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 I fucking hate this modern art bollocks. If the Banksy cunt graffitis my wall I'll sell the blood from his face that would be smeared over the wall when I clean off his pretentious painting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: I fucking hate this modern art bollocks. If the Banksy cunt graffitis my wall I'll sell the blood from his face that would be smeared over the wall when I clean off his pretentious painting. Think you'd first have to own an actual wall snudgers baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Tracy Emins nickers are not worth a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Think you'd first have to own an actual wall snudgers baby Panzerknacker A typical response from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Think you'd first have to own an actual wall snudgers baby Panzerknacker Am I edgy too Panzy, baby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, Snatch said: A typical response from you. Keep sticking your moon face over the lip of the trench and it'll get slapped snudgers baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Am I edgy too Panzy, baby? Dunno rk baby..homage to the Banksy springs to mind Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: And its harder than the angel of the north I need to finish off the front fence next weekend and I've run out of postcrete. Could abstain this week and pop round Saturday? Two posts equals a bollock each and if it's warm it should go off overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I need to finish off the front fence next weekend and I've run out of postcrete. Could abstain this week and pop round yund Saturday? Two posts equals a bollock each and if it's warm it should go off overnight. Your a bit late I'm afraid,one bollock has been in a jar for the last 8 years and due to my enlarged prostate the ol sperm bank is facing wankruptcy,I'm sure if you ask Punkape to sneeze for you there's enough dried spunk in his lungs to build a new flyover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 A true master of sculpture, was Tony Hancock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: you prawn chasing squiggle Authoritah The best place to find prawns is at the end of sewage outlet pipes Ratty, they like to nibble the sweet corn out of poo-poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Again with the negative waves CB. You should keep rare pig breeders (sic) you immense dyke magnet Oddball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 If Banksy is from Bristol, then he is indeed a cunt. Their accent is West Country mixed with mongolism and a touch of brain damage and tourettes. Even Brummies only sound a touch more cuntish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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