camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 Japanese and Korean cars are the best. Even I can change a bulb in them. I owned a Renault Espace years ago from brand new. After just 1000 miles on the clock, the electrics started playing up. Fucking useless are french cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Japanese and Korean cars are the best. Even I can change a bulb in them. I owned a Renault Espace years ago from brand new. After just 1000 miles on the clock, the electrics started playing up. Fucking useless are french cars. Reported. For wasteful use of the word 'cars' at end of paragraph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Japanese and Korean cars are the best. Even I can change a bulb in them. I owned a Renault Espace years ago from brand new. After just 1000 miles on the clock, the electrics started playing up. Fucking useless are french cars. I had a 3.0 litre Renault Laguna, lovely big motorway cruiser, and exactly the same thing, electrics started going berserk. And you don't get a key, just a stupid fucking credit card sized plastic thing that slots into the dash, which you're always paranoid about breaking in your pocket or the battery in it failing. French cars are wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Reported. For wasteful use of the word 'cars' at end of paragraph. Mon dieu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mon dieu Mondeos are shitty as well, the bumpers disintegrate in a light breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I suggest with a vile comment like that, you yourself should be run over repeatedly by said fiat until you have to spend the rest of your wretched life paralysed, you think cunt. That way you can report back to the corner as to it suitability for those less fortunate than yourself. Dickhead. I've been golfing all day followed by a raucous night out and home with some crumpet from Wilmslow...... lol. Bonsoir cuntwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mon dieu OMG 3ltr Hatchback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mondeos are shitty as well, the bumpers disintegrate in a light breeze. I see what you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been golfing all day followed by a raucous night out and home with some crumpet from Wilmslow...... lol. Bonsoir cuntwipe. What you meant to say was Winslow Boy. Gulping him all day before a raucous night in the rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I(f you knew what you doing, it wasn't that difficult to fit a Camero lump into some of the old Fords, and they would rocket! You had to good back axel though too, and of course a canister of Nitro... in case you ran of out glue and needed a sniff whilst waiting for the lights to hit amber. I was happy enough with my 2.0 TC fiat block in the old MkII escort, pair of kent cams and pair of webbers glued on... didn't like corners much though.. Mate once stuffed a small block into a Shogun that used to shit the fuckers up at the lights, 2 ton of 4wd pissing on just about anything up to 50mph... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh Ratty, why does the lowest common denominator have to be quite so low? and common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Punkape said: I've been golfing all day followed by a raucous night out and home with some crumpet from Wilmslow...... lol. Bonsoir cuntwipe. Wilmslow or Wimslow? Get fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Old Betty Alzheimer once had a Triumph Mayflower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: I've been golfing all day followed by a raucous night out and home with some crumpet from Wilmslow...... lol. Bonsoir cuntwipe. Back on thread; you've got a modern car punkers, in fact 2! Your burnt out Nissan where you "golf" and suck off horse hung Nigerian immigrants for a fiver a time is only 25 years old and your cardboard range rover is freshly constructed from the leftovers round the back off PC world where you also take it up the shitter, you filthy little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Back on thread; you've got a modern car punkers, in fact 2! Your burnt out Nissan where you "golf" and suck off horse hung Nigerian immigrants for a fiver a time is only 25 years old and your cardboard range rover is freshly constructed from the leftovers round the back off PC world where you also take it up the shitter, you filthy little cunt Untrue .. Punker's has PM me a pic of his Range Rover http://www.anticsonline.co.uk/l.aspx?k=21630 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I was happy enough with my 2.0 TC fiat block in the old MkII escort, pair of kent cams and pair of webbers glued on... didn't like corners much though.. Mate once stuffed a small block into a Shogun that used to shit the fuckers up at the lights, 2 ton of 4wd pissing on just about anything up to 50mph... I had an old Mini Cooper, fitted with a second choke. I could yank it out it was like a fifth gear! I called it my "Forward Thrust" button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: . I could yank it out it was like a fifth gear! I bet you did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: I bet you did... THAT'S MY MINI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Untrue .. Punker's has PM me a pic of his Range Rover http://www.anticsonline.co.uk/l.aspx?k=21630 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Untrue .. Punker's has PM me a pic of his Range Rover http://www.anticsonline.co.uk/l.aspx?k=21630 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 On 07/05/2017 at 7:23 AM, DingTheRioja said: I was happy enough with my 2.0 TC fiat block in the old MkII escort, pair of kent cams and pair of webbers glued on... didn't like corners much though.. Mate once stuffed a small block into a Shogun that used to shit the fuckers up at the lights, 2 ton of 4wd pissing on just about anything up to 50mph... I'd like to have seen that. I drive a Shogun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, deebom said: I'd like to have seen that. I drive a Shogun. It was probably from the same stable as the 9 second street car Jazz used to own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 On 07/05/2017 at 3:27 PM, DingTheRioja said: I bet you did... Phwoarrr. The delectable Vicki Butler-Henderson. I've always wanted to take her for a test drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 I do have a a friend with a 9 second car (more like the low eights last time I saw it.) Google Bad Habit Dodge Challenger. The vids are a few years old now, they had the engine completely rebuilt in America. I'm not sure what it's quarter mile time is these days, but it's got around 1200 hp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Phwoarrr. The delectable Vicki Butler-Henderson. I've always wanted to take her for a test drive. Absolutely! Much more shaggable and scrummy than that German tart they used to pad out the wanky Chris Evans version of Top Gear, mind you, the new version's no better, Joey from Friends and two unknown ethnic cunts, oh yes, of course, it's the multi culturally aware BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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