Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 There's nothing I can think of that says "I'm a fucking wanker" more than the high five. Originally only an Americunt phenomenon, it is now commonplace everywhere. It is a crass, vulgar and embarrassing form of celebration or greeting, that should be actively discouraged. A place you're guaranteed to see it is at the ten pin alley - ironically an Americunt invention. Here in Gloucestershire, in particular the Forest of Dean, they do something similar - the high six. For your information, such places also use base twelve for mathematics (if you can call counting wild boar teeth mathematics). Oh, and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 High fiving is up there in the realms of cuntishness. I react to people who try and high five me in a typically passive aggressive British way. First, I "leave them hanging" and instead offer an awkward handshake. Then, when they're about to accept that, I move my hand up and awkwardly offer them that cunting high five. Then quickly back to an awkward handshake so that they hands miss, mid-air. Then I just stab the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Didn't Flinty drown himself in Over basin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Cunts that 'High Five' should have their genitalia removed with a rusty Stanley knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 It is not American at all. It derives from the 'High 10' which the French traditionally use to greet Panzers driving down The Champs Elysee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: Cunts that 'High Five' should have their genitalia removed with a rusty Stanley knife. And then stitched back onto their forehead by a rusty seamstress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And then stitched back onto their forehead by a rusty seamstress. Don't ask me why sprang to mind then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: There's nothing I can think of that says "I'm a fucking wanker" more than the high five. Originally only an Americunt phenomenon, it is now commonplace everywhere. It is a crass, vulgar and embarrassing form of celebration or greeting, that should be actively discouraged. A place you're guaranteed to see it is at the ten pin alley - ironically an Americunt invention. Here in Gloucestershire, in particular the Forest of Dean, they do something similar - the high six. For your information, such places also use base twelve for mathematics (if you can call counting wild boar teeth mathematics). Oh, and fuck off. Is that why your avatar is of someone attempting to do one, you fucking wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is that why your avatar is of someone attempting to do one, you fucking wanker Oh, evening Drew. Pissed again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Not really. It's currently in progress though as I'm celebrating Labour's performance in the locals. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Not really. It's currently in progress though as I'm celebrating Labour's performance in the locals. Lol Well, very good for you. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: High fiving is up there in the realms of cuntishness. I react to people who try and high five me in a typically passive aggressive British way. First, I "leave them hanging" and instead offer an awkward handshake. Then, when they're about to accept that, I move my hand up and awkwardly offer them that cunting high five. Then quickly back to an awkward handshake so that they hands miss, mid-air. Then I just stab the cunts. Cut out all that crap and just stab them for god sake. You're not in a fucking Benny Hill show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: There's nothing I can think of that says "I'm a fucking wanker" more than the high five. Originally only an Americunt phenomenon, it is now commonplace everywhere. It is a crass, vulgar and embarrassing form of celebration or greeting, that should be actively discouraged. A place you're guaranteed to see it is at the ten pin alley - ironically an Americunt invention. Here in Gloucestershire, in particular the Forest of Dean, they do something similar - the high six. For your information, such places also use base twelve for mathematics (if you can call counting wild boar teeth mathematics). Oh, and fuck off. What about that fist bump bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 This high five crap does get on my wick. But what's just as bad is people who call everyone "guys", as in "Ok guys, let's go", even if it's females or children they are addressing. Also cunts who say "Oh cool" when they hear something they agree with. This is made more annoying when it comes from somebody older than 20. I'm sure I'll think of other things that freeze my piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This high five crap does get on my wick. But what's just as bad is people who call everyone "guys", as in "Ok guys, let's go", even if it's females or children they are addressing. Also cunts who say "Oh cool" when they hear something they agree with. This is made more annoying when it comes from somebody older than 20. I'm sure I'll think of other things that freeze my piss. A popular one to make me want to kill people 20 years ago was "Wicked!" when I had told them something that they liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cut out all that crap and just stab them for god sake. You're not in a fucking Benny Hill show. Benny Hill never high fived anyone. He just ran around sexually assaulting women in fast forward. Oh the good old days of entertainment. Who would have thought all the TV stars of the 70s were paedos and rapists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This high five crap does get on my wick. But what's just as bad is people who call everyone "guys", as in "Ok guys, let's go", even if it's females or children they are addressing. Also cunts who say "Oh cool" when they hear something they agree with. This is made more annoying when it comes from somebody older than 20. I'm sure I'll think of other things that freeze my piss. The young royals are fond of this 'guys' nonsense Gypo. I think they're trying to connect with the ordinary cunt in the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 "Kids are tougher than you think". No they're not. You've hurt them deeply by playing around and being a shit parent and not being there for them, and now you're try to make yourself feel better. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Spanky said: High fiving is up there in the realms of cuntishness. I react to people who try and high five me in a typically passive aggressive British way. First, I "leave them hanging" and instead offer an awkward handshake. Then, when they're about to accept that, I move my hand up and awkwardly offer them that cunting high five. Then quickly back to an awkward handshake so that they hands miss, mid-air. Then I just stab the cunts. I put a quick acting carcinogen on the end of my (gloved) hand and watch them wither and die within minutes. A bit of Polonium does the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What about that fist bump bollocks? Equally cuntish. High five! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Didn't Flinty drown himself in Over basin? Flinty was the best cunt on here, especially when he was on his period. A purple patch you might say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: I put a quick acting carcinogen on the end of my (gloved) hand and watch them wither and die within minutes. A bit of Polonium does the trick. Cadmium is a bit nasty as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: Flinty was the best cunt on here, especially when he was on his period. A purple patch you might say. It was Benny who had the periods .. my vote goes to The Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This high five crap does get on my wick. But what's just as bad is people who call everyone "guys", as in "Ok guys, let's go", even if it's females or children they are addressing. Also cunts who say "Oh cool" when they hear something they agree with. This is made more annoying when it comes from somebody older than 20. I'm sure I'll think of other things that freeze my piss. "You're all right Babe..." is another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 A bunch of fives is what the cunts need, and one of their daily five at that. Anyway, the Magnificent Seven were cunts, unlike the Birmingham Six, who were paired-up in threes. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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