camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: All homosexuals and their perverse supporters say that when you rub their noses in the vileness of their lifestyle choices. Sod off. The quote is wrong. "Methinks" should be at the end of the sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 12/07/2020 at 21:41, camberwell gypsy said: The quote is wrong. "Methinks" should be at the end of the sentence. I rearranged it to avoid the use of a comma, you Joey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 You know, I've just read all of the posts on this thread, and I've come to the conclusion that there are some fucking depraved cunts haunting this site. Yet I still keep coming back. I despair. I really fucking despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You know, I've just read all of the posts on this thread, and I've come to the conclusion that there are some fucking depraved cunts haunting this site. Yet I still keep coming back. I despair. I really fucking despair. Who with? Them? Or yourself? It's a bit like the Mandela bit in Private Eye, "Mandela Still Dead", "Mandela Death Anniversary", "Mandela has Died - One Year Ago", "Madeleine Still Missing"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Who with? Them? Or yourself? It's a bit like the Mandela bit in Private Eye, "Mandela Still Dead", "Mandela Death Anniversary", "Mandela has Died - One Year Ago", "Madeleine Still Missing"... Not of myself. I've never had the desire to fuck Mrs McCann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not of myself. I've never had the desire to fuck Mrs McCann. Madeleine - Germans (partly) responsible. Madeleine (Mk 2) Portugal 1/Germany 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 I bet Frank's creaming his pants at another search for Madeleine McCann. Has snyone ever considered that she is still alive and it was her choice not to be found by a couple of fucking halfwit despicable parents that were more worried about having burger and chips in the restaurant than looking after their offspring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet Frank's creaming his pants at another search for Madeleine McCann. Creaming? I imagine he's heavily shitting them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 You can see where this upcoming reservoir search is going can't you? They're desperate to pin all this on the kraut wrong'un. If they do find her body no doubt all the evidence against him, that is circumstantial at best, will be used to convict. I'm not going to preach my opinion on all of this circus but all I know is that I've read the PJ files. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can see where this upcoming reservoir search is going can't you? They're desperate to pin all this on the kraut wrong'un. If they do find her body no doubt all the evidence against him, that is circumstantial at best, will be used to convict. I'm not going to preach my opinion on all of this circus but all I know is that I've read the PJ files. Is it time for the Met’s summer golf tour already? I thought they usually pencilled in the last week of June for their annual anonymous tip-off? A few weeks’ open water swimming in the Algarve on full pay will no doubt be a nice way to round it all off, just in time for your big fat pension and the endless round of true crime podcasts. What a bunch of bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can see where this upcoming reservoir search is going can't you? They're desperate to pin all this on the kraut wrong'un. If they do find her body no doubt all the evidence against him, that is circumstantial at best, will be used to convict. Just like the Freddie Mercury freak they framed for shooting the "nation's treasure" from Crimewatch cos they found 2 molecules of the same air she'd breathed in his pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 58 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is it time for the Met’s summer golf tour already? I thought they usually pencilled in the last week of June for their annual anonymous tip-off? A few weeks’ open water swimming in the Algarve on full pay will no doubt be a nice way to round it all off, just in time for your big fat pension and the endless round of true crime podcasts. What a bunch of bullshit. They had a break from it to go around closing small businesses during the scamdemic and roughing up ordinary people for not wearing their face nappies in fields. Fucking wankers the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 On 22/05/2023 at 22:10, Decimus said: Creaming? I imagine he's heavily shitting them. He would do in the unlikely event that he regained any muscle function in his battered rectum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 So according to Sky News just now, they are collapsing their little tents and packing their bags after their search yielding half a dozen mysterious brown envelopes, which put me in mind of Neil Hamilton, for a moment. I’m sure El Plod will be back to the airport first thing Sunday afternoon, just as soon as they finish their extensive inter-force deliberations in the decimo nono hole. Nice forecast for the Algarve this weekend. Charlatans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 29 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So according to Sky News just now, they are collapsing their little tents and packing their bags after their search yielding half a dozen mysterious brown envelopes, which put me in mind of Neil Hamilton, for a moment. I’m sure El Plod will be back to the airport first thing Sunday afternoon, just as soon as they finish their extensive inter-force deliberations in the decimo nono hole. Nice forecast for the Algarve this weekend. Charlatans. Never mind this shit…Have you told Frank, Doc. He’s unimpressed with the Margaret River wines but loves paying £30/glass for Mateus Rosé. His gaff is littered with occasional lamps made from the empty bottles. Fancy educating the dense, limited ignoramus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 22/05/2023 at 22:10, Decimus said: I imagine he's heavily shitting them. FFS, your imagination works overtime when it comes to scat. Why don't you see a therapist? You need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 4 hours ago, and said: FFS, your imagination works overtime when it comes to scat. Why don't you see a therapist? You need help. Can you recommend one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Can you recommend one? He can, and they also provide a happy ending, allegedly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 22:52, Dyslexic cnut said: Never mind this shit…Have you told Frank, Doc. He’s unimpressed with the Margaret River wines but loves paying £30/glass for Mateus Rosé. His gaff is littered with occasional lamps made from the empty bottles. Fancy educating the dense, limited ignoramus? Francis and I have an understanding of sorts. I don’t get involved in his little poofy squabbles and he leaves me the fuck alone. It seems to work well for us both, you should try it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Francis and I have an understanding of sort. I don’t get involved in his little poofy squabbles and he leaves me the fuck alone. It seems to work well for us both, you should try it. Good luck with that tactic it’s never worked for anyone snuggling up to the Cunt before. Don’t come running to me when pushes his scalpel up (or down) your urethra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Good luck with that tactic it’s never worked for anyone snuggling up to the Cunt before. Don’t come running to me when pushes his scalpel up (or down) your urethra. You do need to admit that you are toadying cunt who is now firmly up Wolfies back passage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You do need to admit that you are toadying cunt who is now firmly up Wolfies back passage. Odd that you’ve ‘piped’ up when I used the word ‘urethra?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You do need to admit that you are toadying cunt who is now firmly up Wolfies back passage. You’re missing both a possessive apostrophe and a second X chromosome you egregious little weirdo. My generosity in unblocking you lasted 15 hours, most of which I spent asleep. A decision I have now reversed. Shush. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’re missing both a possessive apostrophe and a second X chromosome you egregious little weirdo. My generosity in unblocking you lasted 15 hours, most of which I spent asleep. A decision I have now reversed. Shush. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Good. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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