Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You can fuck off as well. Slag. Thank you .. Lookin' for business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: What do you think of Dawlish Warren? What the fuck is it ? Is it a gay nightclub you go to ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You can fuck off as well. Slag. That's two likes you've had off me tonight, you little cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Thank you .. Lookin' for business? Whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Whore. 40 quid its a bank holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Would you like a chicken supper, Bobby Sands? I was actually referencing the film Bronson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: 40 quid its a bank holiday. That'd have to be a yearly subscription - a very expensive one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: 40 quid its a bank holiday. I never pay less than £200 but not to you. If all that was left in the world was you and decomposing vulture.....I'd fuck the vulture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I never pay less than £200 but not to you. If all that was left in the world was you and decomposing vulture.....I'd fuck the vulture. You have fucked the vulture lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: You have fucked the vulture lol. If I had it would have smelt nicer than you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: If I had it would have smelt nicer than you...... And it would have produced better noms than "The Lady" too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: What do you think of Dawlish Warren? A hive of scum and depravity! Full of crack whores and people on the run. Punkape's kind of place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: I never pay less than £200 but not to you. If all that was left in the world was you and decomposing vulture.....I'd fuck the vulture. No to Mtbele your Nigerian "friend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Saw a pricey watch in the jewellers today. Pathetic Philip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Saw a pricey watch in the jewellers today. Pathetic Philip. I'm honestly surprised you haven't had anything to say on the Korean situation of late, Ratty. Although they do say a picture is worth a thousand words. I think we may have an impostor in our midst: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I'm honestly surprised you haven't had anything to say on the Korean situation of late, Ratty. Although they do say a picture is worth a thousand words. I think we may have an impostor in our midst: Frau Rat told me to wash the gook off my hands when I came in yesterday. I'd only been worming the cat. What sort of a bloke does she think I am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Frau Rat told me to wash the gook off my hands when I came in yesterday. I'd only been worming the cat. What sort of a bloke does she think I am? It's such narrow-sighted opinions that have caused humanities ever increasing dependency on antibiotics due to weak immune systems. I do hope you gave her a healthy slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No to Mtbele your Nigerian "friend". They call him the Brown Bottler. I don't think it's because he recycles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They call him the Brown Bottler. I don't think it's because he recycles... Punkers taking another beating, again. A beating round the arsehole later of course and probably one of another kind from jamahl mtbele if the takings aren't good enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 57 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I was actually referencing the film Bronson. Fuck that crap Killer. If you want a proper shit smearing scene in a proper prison film about a proper hard cunt, then look no further than 'A Sense of Freedom', a biopic of Jimmy Boyle, watch it, he makes Bronson look like Katie Price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: A hive of scum and depravity! Full of crack whores and people on the run. Where is this nirvana you speak of? 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck that crap Killer. If you want a proper shit smearing scene in a proper prison film about a proper hard cunt, then look no further than 'A Sense of Freedom', a biopic of Jimmy Boyle, watch it, he makes Bronson look like Katie Price. Won't be long before Katie Price makes herself look like Bronson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Tell the fuckin African ones about the short flowers and free honey and they'll all arrive Panzerknacker Yeah, they'll be arriving in drones, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 12 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: What do you think of Dawlish Warren? Flooded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Great to see so many cunts making their usual cuntish comments to add cred to their cuntitude. Good on ya. Take a bow. Beekeepers are still cunts, not matter what you say. You'll rue the day when they swarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 My neighbour has got an Auntie Bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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