Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 The useless cunt is going to write a book in this shed .. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761410 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: The useless cunt is going to write a book in this shed .. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761410 It has wheels and axles so it's a caravan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 That's a caravan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Its a shedavan Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 It doesn't matter what it is, the puffin faced twat that is going to be writing a book inside is a complete and utter cunt on a stick and no mistake. Unless it is a detailed description of everyone who has called him a cunt since leaving office, I doubt many people will be putting it on their Amazon wishlist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 5 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: The useless cunt is going to write a book in this shed .. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761410 At least he's literate to do something with a book. Rather than criticize the cunt for writing a book, perhaps your venom would best be used on yourself because you never learned to READ one! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 It'd be great if it was towed away by pikeys and set on fire on a bleak hilltop whilst the slimy cunt was still inside, screaming like a tortured pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 7 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: The useless cunt is going to write a book in this shed .. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761410 I wonder it possess the same contents of manky's northern hovel? See the open corner for a full breakdown of what he gets up to in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wonder it possess the same contents of manky's northern hovel? See the open corner for a full breakdown of what he gets up to in there Your house will be smaller than this, filthy and full of vermin, dead cockroaches and used condoms...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 A planned publication date will be thwarted by wanker's block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 It's a shepherds hut, I knew that even before clicking the link. Sam made all the design decisions, "Shit Boring Brown please..." rather apt for his book title as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Doesn't look very fire proof. Still it will take longer to burn than punkape's cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Doesn't look very fire proof. Still it will take longer to burn than punkape's cardboard box. Punkers land rover shaped abode is piss shit and spunk soaked so won't burn easily-best to drag him out, douse him in petrol and chuck a match on the cunt. His countryside residence-burnt out Nissan which doubles as a pretent golf club and real feltching club, parked in a quaint corner of a Cheshire landfill site-has had all it's flammable bits torched a long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 5/1/2017 at 1:11 AM, Spanky said: It doesn't matter what it is, the puffin faced twat that is going to be writing a book inside is a complete and utter cunt on a stick and no mistake. Unless it is a detailed description of everyone who has called him a cunt since leaving office, I doubt many people will be putting it on their Amazon wishlist. The Lizard Woman May is thinking of buying a jet ski allegedly , just like in the panty liner advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: At least he's literate to do something with a book. Rather than criticize the cunt for writing a book, perhaps your venom would best be used on yourself because you never learned to READ one! Fuck off! That is true .. I can neither read nor write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You're house will be smaller than this, filthy and full of vermin, dead cockroaches and used condoms...... lol. Right, you're fucking for it! And don't think I've forgotten about you either pen, you Vichy slag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Right, you're fucking for it! And don't think I've forgotten about you either pen, you Vichy slag! The Lady Penelope quite likes this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Bloody hell £25,000 for that! I'm sure we could all knock one up with a few lumps of lap fencing, a nail gun and a go-cart out of the nearest skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: At least he's literate to do something with a book. Rather than criticize the cunt for writing a book, perhaps your venom would best be used on yourself because you never learned to READ one! Fuck off! Come on that's unfair. She's an avid reader. She's near the end of Peter and Jane ladybird series. 'This is Peter. This is Jane. This is Pat the dog. Pat has a red ball. Pat likes the red ball'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Your house will be smaller than this, filthy and full of vermin, dead cockroaches and used condoms...... lol. At least he uses his condoms on women unlike your homosexual cock smoking self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Bloody hell £25,000 for that! I'm sure we could all knock one up with a few lumps of lap fencing, a nail gun and a go-cart out of the nearest skip. I once bought a house for not much more than that, the BTL rules wouldn't allow a purchase price of less than £30k so had to pay £5 over the asking.... Punkers, no, you wouldn't be allowed within 100m of the place, even before we stripped it out so go fuck yourself sideways with a hammerdrill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 5/1/2017 at 7:39 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Come on that's unfair. She's an avid reader. She's near the end of Peter and Jane ladybird series. 'This is Peter. This is Jane. This is Pat the dog. Pat has a red ball. Pat likes the red ball'. If not for the pictures, Gyps, those too, would be dusty old relics in her cellar, much like the dried out, empty husks of the blokes she used to see. If you examine them closely, the fang puncture wounds are still noticeable on the thoracic cavity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 01/05/2017 at 0:39 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Come on that's unfair. She's an avid reader. She's near the end of Peter and Jane ladybird series. 'This is Peter. This is Jane. This is Pat the dog. Pat has a red ball. Pat likes the red ball'. Five on Brexit Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I wonder what his book is going to be called. How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot Just Like Me Despite An Expensive Private Education maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I wonder what his book is going to be called. How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot Just Like Me Despite An Expensive Private Education maybe? I too wonder, Rick. Perhaps it might be called: 'How I Made It to No.10 – Unlike Jeremy Corbyn'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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