Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I don't care where they burn or bury this hideous jobby jabber, it could be Mongolia or Greenland, I'll still go there to piss on his grave. From a distance I hope. Pissing on the cunt could bring him back to life. He'd think he was in Heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: From a distance I hope. Pissing on the cunt could bring him back to life. He'd think he was in Heaven. There's a special place in hell for punkape for all the heinous shite him and his "golfing" buddies get up to on the 19th hole. Satin and all his pixies will spit roast him, yes that kind, for eternity. Hell is for heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There's a special place in hell for punkape for all the heinous shite him and his "golfing" buddies get up to on the 19th hole. Satin and all his pixies will spit roast him, yes that kind, for eternity. Hell is for heroes You will never get into a decent golf club because you would be likely to expose yourself st the interview stage. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 On 29/04/2017 at 1:51 PM, 'eavensabove said: One of the best epitaphs, was Spike Milligan's: I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL or... ...what's up doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: You will never get into a decent golf club because you would be likely to expose yourself st the interview stage. lol. Wouldn't this guarantee membership of your 'club' though. You call it golf I call it 'playing with balls while gripping a shaft and filling holes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: You will never get into a decent golf club because you would be likely to expose yourself st the interview stage. lol. You dribbling spaz, I hate golf it's for cunts like you. I'd happily go out on the course with a GPMG and start culling. All golf courses should be turned into nature reserves. Fuck off you total gay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You dribbling spaz, I hate golf it's for cunts like you. I'd happily go out on the course with a GPMG and start culling. All golf courses should be turned into nature reserves. Fuck off you total gay Cunts like you should be made to play golf so you can become more civilised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts like you should be made to play golf so you can become more civilised. It's a deal. PM me your postcode and we'll have a round tomorrow. I promise not to sneak round in the early hours and catch you fast asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's a deal. PM me your postcode and we'll have a round tomorrow. I promise not to sneak round in the early hours and catch you fast asleep Burnt out Nissan Almeras don't have postcodes, you big silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's a deal. PM me your postcode and we'll have a round tomorrow. I promise not to sneak round in the early hours and catch you fast asleep Just get yourself to Askernish 10.15 on Friday and I'll pay your green fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You dribbling spaz, I hate golf it's for cunts like you. I'd happily go out on the course with a GPMG and start culling. All golf courses should be turned into nature reserves. Fuck off you total gay What's your favourite GPMG? I like the Italian Minimi, only 5.56 cal' but small and light so you can carry three times as much ammo. For a fixed emplacement, I'd go with the Bren, been around since the late 30's but was still a favourite of the SAS until fairly recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's your favourite GPMG? I like the Italian Minimi, only 5.56 cal' but small and light so you can carry three times as much ammo. For a fixed emplacement, I'd go with the Bren, been around since the late 30's but was still a favourite of the SAS until fairly recently. Were you in the SAS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Just get yourself to Askernish 10.15 on Friday and I'll pay your green fee. No fucking chance. That phase is obviously code you jobby jabbers use to set up your nefarious gatherings so I'm not falling for it. My shitter is a one way passage and I'm about to eat a very hot Sri Lankan curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Were you in the SAS ? Yes of course I was Punkers, but they kicked me out because I was too hard for them, so I went to America and founded the Delta Force, later I graciously allowed Chuck Norris to play me in a film based on my heroic exploits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's your favourite GPMG? I like the Italian Minimi, only 5.56 cal' but small and light so you can carry three times as much ammo. For a fixed emplacement, I'd go with the Bren, been around since the late 30's but was still a favourite of the SAS until fairly recently. Minimi is a great piece of kit but give me the stopping power of 7.62 any day. We've got the yanks to thank for the 5.56 pea shooter rounds designed to wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Minimi is a great piece of kit but give me the stopping power of 7.62 any day. We've got the yanks to thank for the 5.56 pea shooter rounds designed to wound. I've always wanted a Ruger mini 14, and the 7.62 version the mini 30. I had a full FAC a few years ago but they were unavailable in the UK and I had to content myself with a bolt action Remington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always wanted a Ruger mini 14, and the 7.62 version the mini 30. I had a full FAC a few years ago but they were unavailable in the UK and I had to content myself with a bolt action Remington. I content myself with an air rifle these days. Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I content myself with an air rifle these days. Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Yeah I still have a couple of air rifles, no matter how many pre-charged pneumatics I try, I still love my Weirauch HW 95, all Weirauch rifles actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: No fucking chance. That phase is obviously code you jobby jabbers use to set up your nefarious gatherings so I'm not falling for it. My shitter is a one way passage and I'm about to eat a very hot Sri Lankan curry. I once tried a Muslim curry and it gave me the Shi-ites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once tried a Muslim curry and it gave me the Shi-ites. Be careful with bad taste jokes like this Sunni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Be careful with bad taste jokes like this Sunni My favourite meat for a curry is lam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once tried a Muslim curry and it gave me the Shi-ites. Gandhi's revenge is complete. The only thing more disgusting to exit a mans arsehole was when Punkapes butt plug was removed after a long weekend as the man whore of the Brighton invitation LBGT society after they'd received a fresh consignment of Viagra, poppers and fisting butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 29/04/2017 at 11:16 AM, 'eavensabove said: Air burial has an appeal to me. So I can drop down upon your fucking head, you cunt. Is that the one in the hills where they leave their dead out on ledges for the birds to pick the bones? I quite like the idea of that, the buzzards gotta eat just the same as the worms ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that the one in the hills where they leave their dead out on ledges for the birds to pick the bones? I quite like the idea of that, the buzzards gotta eat just the same as the worms ... Our whore jossie wails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 28/04/2017 at 10:53 AM, 'eavensabove said: Let Us Pray... A shit nom perhaps, but riddled with sentiment all the same. I’m talking of course about those cunts that we hear debating whether they prefer to be buried or cremated. “I could never be burned” opines one cunt, whilst the other suggests that being eaten by worms is a far worse fate. Liquidisation should be administered to all in my book and to fuck with graveyards. They are a blot on the landscape and could be used to build ‘ouses or pitch & putts. It is high time that we addressed what to do with the deceased. They serve us no purpose and as such they deserve not an inch of our land. I for one, would like to see more of our schools encouraging our kids to use graveyards as training grounds for the 100 meter Hurdles. It's burning on a Viking long boat for me I'm afraid. It's the only way to go out to Valhalla. Either that.....or put out with the green bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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