Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Spanky said: The dead are a right bunch of cunts. At best, they stink up the place, rotting and using the best land to rest in. At worst, they come back as zombies and try to eat everyone's brains. Hanging is too good for them I say. You can bet to fuck that when Punkers pegs it, he'll come back all-right, have no fear of that. He'll be back trying to put the willies up us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I love the dead Oh no you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 ... upon reflection, the nom should have read: Burial & Cremation. Dig 'em in, inter the bleeders, and build a nice bonfire like they do in the Wild West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 52 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love the dead Gargantuan necrophile kipper kisser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Cremation or burial? I haven't got preference so not really my problem, I don't care. Leaving my stinking festering carcass to science might be an idea, medical students could have a laugh I suppose when I'm being cut up on the dissection table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Sea burial just to be a fucking pain, there is a site off Newhaven near me, doubt there will be anyone other than officials from the secure unit there anyway. Crabs can come and get me, unlike punkape who is being eaten alive by them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 I have a fear of being buried alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 27 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I have a fear of being buried alive. Me too. I'm claustrophobic, and the thought of waking up in a coffin, with my face inches from the lid, completely immobile and without air, makes me feel physically sick. I'll be cremated - no question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 27 minutes ago, Ape said: Me too. I'm claustrophobic, and the thought of waking up in a coffin, with my face inches from the lid, completely immobile and without air, makes me feel physically sick. I'll be cremated - no question. There is some evidence that brain activity continues for several hours after apparent death .. not that you will need to worry as activity in your brain ceased long ago. I do bet that you wish that you were really clever like me, Punkape, Withers, Panzer, Ding and Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 59 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I have a fear of being buried alive. It aint so bad once you get used to it. I don't get much mail, but that's a small price to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: There is some evidence that brain activity continues for several hours after apparent death .. not that you will need to worry as activity in your brain ceased long ago. I do bet that you wish that you were really clever like me, Punkape, Withers, Panzer, Ding and Bubba. They also reckon that your nails continue to grow for quite a while too! I've packed me clippers just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Sea burial just to be a fucking pain, there is a site off Newhaven near me, doubt there will be anyone other than officials from the secure unit there anyway. Crabs can come and get me, unlike punkape who is being eaten alive by them. Air burial has an appeal to me. So I can drop down upon your fucking head, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Pallbearers at Punkape's funeral/burial: No.1: 'Which end do you want to carry? I'll lift the head.' No.2: 'Ok then, I'll take the arse. It's what he would've wanted.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: unlike punkape who is being eaten alive by them. Are you sure about that? He is bound to have his lobster pick set with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 44 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Pallbearers at Punkape's funeral/burial: No.1: 'Which end do you want to carry? I'll lift the head.' No.2: 'Ok then, I'll take the arse. It's what he would've wanted.' There's always some cunt comes out with "it's what he would have wanted". Oh look, he's dead, and everybody else is getting pissed and having a laugh, it's what he would have wanted. No it isn't, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 40 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: There is some evidence that brain activity continues for several hours after apparent death .. not that you will need to worry as activity in your brain ceased long ago. I do bet that you wish that you were really clever like me, Punkape, Withers, Panzer, Ding and Bubba. Another gem. Well done. They'll be round with your meds soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gargantuan necrophile kipper kisser. tis true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: tis true We're all lesbiconians at heart ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: There is some evidence that brain activity continues for several hours after apparent death .. not that you will need to worry as activity in your brain ceased long ago. I do bet that you wish that you were really clever like me, Punkape, Withers, Panzer, Ding and Bubba. As a wretched old trout with a well-evolved arsehole gene, it's likely you'll be finding out before anyone else. That said, do try and post us a nom from the other side, as your brain may be functioning more lucidly than usual if what you claim above is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Pallbearers at Punkape's funeral/burial: No.1: 'Which end do you want to carry? I'll lift the head.' No.2: 'Ok then, I'll take the arse. It's what he would've wanted.' Punkers last words... "Bury me face down with my arse in the air" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: There's always some cunt comes out with "it's what he would have wanted". Oh look, he's dead, and everybody else is getting pissed and having a laugh, it's what he would have wanted. No it isn't, fuck off. One of the best epitaphs, was Spike Milligan's: I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers last words... "Bury me face down with my arse in the air" Is he a closet muzzie? oh no he's catholic, must be gay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Is he a closet muzzie? oh no he's catholic, must be gay then. How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 20 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: As a tax payer I pay your wages you benefit scrounging cunt ergo I am, for all intents and purposes, your paymaster, or boss, for people that are familiar with work. Therefore you should do what I fucking tell you. Fuck off. (Sir) Drew P Pissflaps Here..you..cunt face. .put me boot up your hole ..show ya what your contribution bought. .now back to work skiving fucker Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers last words... "Bury me face down with my arse in the air" I don't care where they burn or bury this hideous jobby jabber, it could be Mongolia or Greenland, I'll still go there to piss on his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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