Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Let Us Pray... A shit nom perhaps, but riddled with sentiment all the same. I’m talking of course about those cunts that we hear debating whether they prefer to be buried or cremated. “I could never be burned” opines one cunt, whilst the other suggests that being eaten by worms is a far worse fate. Liquidisation should be administered to all in my book and to fuck with graveyards. They are a blot on the landscape and could be used to build ‘ouses or pitch & putts. It is high time that we addressed what to do with the deceased. They serve us no purpose and as such they deserve not an inch of our land. I for one, would like to see more of our schools encouraging our kids to use graveyards as training grounds for the 100 meter Hurdles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 People who say "eaten by worms" are thick. How many types of worm in existence can eat through a fucking coffin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: People who say "eaten by worms" are thick. How many types of worm in existence can eat through a fucking coffin? Punkers? He'll eat through anything for a stiffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Let Us Pray... A shit nom perhaps, but riddled with sentiment all the same. I’m talking of course about those cunts that we hear debating whether they prefer to be buried or cremated. “I could never be burned” opines one cunt, whilst the other suggests that being eaten by worms is a far worse fate. Liquidisation should be administered to all in my book and to fuck with graveyards. They are a blot on the landscape and could be used to build ‘ouses or pitch & putts. It is high time that we addressed what to do with the deceased. They serve us no purpose and as such they deserve not an inch of our land. I for one, would like to see more of our schools encouraging our kids to use graveyards as training grounds for the 100 meter Hurdles. I was caught by the caretaker jumping over gravestones at a cemetery in Wiltshire. He was very angry. Obviously not a steeplechase man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I was caught by the caretaker jumping over gravestones at a cemetery in Wiltshire. He was very angry. Obviously not a steeplechase man Ahh, but you were simply leaping about in gay abandon, and should have told him as such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Ahh, but you were simply leaping about in gay abandon, and should have told him as such. I've never abandoned a gay in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've never abandoned a gay in my life I don't know where this is going... Shall we bury it or cremate it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I don't know where this is going... Shall we bury it or cremate it? Stuff it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Stuff it PUNKERS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers? He'll eat through anything for a stiffy. Thanks eavens, im sat in the canteen at work pissing myself at that answer, and just about everyone is looking at me like I'm a nutcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Let Us Pray... A shit nom perhaps, but riddled with sentiment all the same. I’m talking of course about those cunts that we hear debating whether they prefer to be buried or cremated. “I could never be burned” opines one cunt, whilst the other suggests that being eaten by worms is a far worse fate. Liquidisation should be administered to all in my book and to fuck with graveyards. They are a blot on the landscape and could be used to build ‘ouses or pitch & putts. It is high time that we addressed what to do with the deceased. They serve us no purpose and as such they deserve not an inch of our land. I for one, would like to see more of our schools encouraging our kids to use graveyards as training grounds for the 100 meter Hurdles. It's all total horse shit. When you snuff it our fresh corpse should be chucked in the sea to enrich the marine environment and recycle our molecules like what be happening for 4 billion years. I personally would like to be left in the woods and my decomposition studied with cameras filming the foxes and flesh Beatles turning me into new life. But far away from Cheshire mind, lest punkers stumbles across me a defiles my cadaver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 I think dead bodies should be treated like any other sort of waste and tipped in a suitable receptacle and sent to landfill.....? hang on a minute.....no, I think everyone should be cremated. Punkers and PissyPants can be (well) done before they've died if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think dead bodies should be treated like any other sort of waste and tipped in a suitable receptacle and sent to landfill.....? hang on a minute.....no, I think everyone should be cremated. Punkers and PissyPants can be (well) done before they've died if you like. Lip flapping cunt. ..pity there's no clip round the ear button Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 I want to be dragged through the streets, any cunt in the vicinity taking cheap fucking potshots at me - just like they did when I was alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Courier is a silly font, used by programmers and people wanting to look like they program when they don't. What would the Sultan of Brunei do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I want to be dragged through the streets, any cunt in the vicinity taking cheap fucking potshots at me - just like they did when I was alive I want to be blown up whilst wearing Rupert Murdoch as a scarf and Theresa May as a muff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 54 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Courier is a silly font, used by programmers and people wanting to look like they program when they don't. What would the Sultan of Brunei do? The good sultana would do what the fuck he likes as he's got a bob or two. Please explain yourself. Returning to topic, you do realise when Sean Connery snuffs it your lot will have to take him back for a state funeral. Rod Stewart 'an all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Returning to topic, you do realise when Sean Connery snuffs it your lot will have to take him back for a state funeral. Rod Stewart 'an all. Nah you can keep Stewart because 1) he's plastic Scots, 2) he's a Granny banger and 3) he's a Celtic supporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Nah you can keep Stewart because 1) he's plastic Scots, 2) he's a Granny banger and 3) he's a Celtic supporter. And he looks like a paedophile Wurzel Gummidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Lip flapping cunt. ..pity there's no clip round the ear button Panzerknacker As a tax payer I pay your wages you benefit scrounging cunt ergo I am, for all intents and purposes, your paymaster, or boss, for people that are familiar with work. Therefore you should do what I fucking tell you. Fuck off. (Sir) Drew P Pissflaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Courier is a silly font, used by programmers and people wanting to look like they program when they don't. What would the Sultan of Brunei do? Why, he’d be in a hurry for Courier New, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Nah you can keep Stewart because 1) he's plastic Scots, 2) he's a Granny banger and 3) he's a Celtic supporter. What me keep him personally? I'll take him only if you lot agree to have john barryman, the ultimate plastic jock, for keeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I want to be blown up whilst wearing Rupert Murdoch as a scarf and Theresa May as a muff. I always had you down as the 'headbutt a doodlebug' type Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 The dead are a right bunch of cunts. At best, they stink up the place, rotting and using the best land to rest in. At worst, they come back as zombies and try to eat everyone's brains. Hanging is too good for them I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Spanky said: The dead are a right bunch of cunts. At best, they stink up the place, rotting and using the best land to rest in. At worst, they come back as zombies and try to eat everyone's brains. Hanging is too good for them I say. I love the dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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