Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hello anytime Martini..!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 18 hours ago, The Beast said: I smoked for twenty years. I have used one of these devices for almost eighteen months. Fucking fantastic things. One doesn't need a huge fuck off thing that burns more oil than my 20 year old boiler. I don't spend £10 a week now, whereas if I were on the benson's it would be a tenner per day. When I wake up in the morning I no longer cough and hack up dirty baron greenbacks that walk out of the sink on their own accord. Less snoring also, according to Mrs Beast. The health consequences at worse is an early death, no more or less severe than smoking cigarettes. I just wait for some cynical politician cunt to stick a large tax on the fucking thing to compensate their chums in the tobacco trade, who now have to up their game and exploit more peasants in shit hole countries to earn a tidy profit. I smoked for 34 years and gave up 5 years ago without the help of nicotine patches, gum or these fucking e-cigerette things. So stick that in your theoretical pipe and smoke it you big poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: His missus had to tie his shoes, you are aware of that, yes? You're right, I just Googled it. What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 How come Samsung managed to get lumbered with a load of Kamikaze batteries for their latest 'smart' phone but these cunting fucking portable smog machines don't occasionally blow up on the Suckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How come Samsung managed to get lumbered with a load of Kamikaze batteries for their latest 'smart' phone but these cunting fucking portable smog machines don't occasionally blow up on the Suckers. There have been a number of cases where these smog devices have exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Ape keeping blowing up on me .. is it anther case of faulty batteries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: There have been a number of cases where these smog devices have exploded. Sorry Pen. I must have drifted off reading one of your many other tiresome and dreary posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Sorry Pen. I must have drifted off reading one of your many other tiresome and dreary posts. Gosh that was an original comment you made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 18 hours ago, Snatch said: I smoked for 34 years and gave up 5 years ago without the help of nicotine patches, gum or these fucking e-cigerette things. So stick that in your theoretical pipe and smoke it you big poof. Good on you for doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 19 hours ago, Snatch said: I smoked for 34 years and gave up 5 years ago without the help of nicotine patches, gum or these fucking e-cigerette things. So stick that in your theoretical pipe and smoke it you big poof. Somewhere in my late sister's collection of photos is one dating back to circa 1890 and shows great, great grandmother Bessie Challenor puffing away on her clay pipe .. a right little minx she must have been back in the 1840s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Good on you for doing it. Got to say though it was fucking hard. The urge to have one has passed now and I did have a drag a couple of years ago. Coughed my lungs up and it tasted shit. Just what I needed and never done it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 44 minutes ago, Snatch said: Got to say though it was fucking hard. The urge to have one has passed now and I did have a drag a couple of years ago. Coughed my lungs up and it tasted shit. Just what I needed and never done it again. I smoked for about 9 years gave it up in 1977. I did not find particularly hard but a couple of years later I smoked couple ciggies bu they left a really bad taste in my mouth. About 10 years later I had the bright idea of taking a lodger in, he smoked about 60 a day, it was a nightmare the smell of the 'baccer clung to everything including my clothes and people thought that I had started smoking again .. I was glad when he moved out after 6 months it took a week of washing everything clothes, curtains etc to get rid of the smell on them and the smoke hd stained the ceiling in his bedroom and the lounge and kitchen so I had to repaint them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 12 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I smoked for about 9 years gave it up in 1977. I did not find particularly hard but a couple of years later I smoked couple ciggies bu they left a really bad taste in my mouth. About 10 years later I had the bright idea of taking a lodger in, he smoked about 60 a day, it was a nightmare the smell of the 'baccer clung to everything including my clothes and people thought that I had started smoking again .. I was glad when he moved out after 6 months it took a week of washing everything clothes, curtains etc to get rid of the smell on them and the smoke hd stained the ceiling in his bedroom and the lounge and kitchen so I had to repaint them. What an incredibly dull story. Please regale us with the one where you lost your anal virginity as a camp follower to kitcheners force in the Sudan. Those fuzzy wuzzies don't like it up 'em, but you obviously did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 12 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I smoked for about 9 years gave it up in 1977. I did not find particularly hard but a couple of years later I smoked couple ciggies bu they left a really bad taste in my mouth. About 10 years later I had the bright idea of taking a lodger in, he smoked about 60 a day, it was a nightmare the smell of the 'baccer clung to everything including my clothes and people thought that I had started smoking again .. I was glad when he moved out after 6 months it took a week of washing everything clothes, curtains etc to get rid of the smell on them and the smoke hd stained the ceiling in his bedroom and the lounge and kitchen so I had to repaint them. I don't let people smoke in my place or my car. Apart from that I don't care where you smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: I don't let people smoke in my place or my car. Apart from that I don't care where you smoke. Folks can smoke at my gaff-after I've burnt the cunts to a charred bloody mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Folks can smoke at my gaff-after I've burnt the cunts to a charred bloody mess Your "Gaff".....you fucking, gay plebian tosser. lol. Sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Your "Gaff".....you fucking, gay plebian tosser. lol. Sod off. You pathetic, snivelling dog turd. I feel a lengthy ban coming for you but not from the corner, from the general public due to your vile sexual practices. All and sundry, apart from your alter egos, pen and panzy, are sick of your bullshit on repeat mode. 100% predictable is a coming post about golf/the popes cock/fine wines/drink driving in your landie. For those read bumming/jamahls cock/jamahls piss and spunk/shitting your pants again in your cardboard box home. Kill yourself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You pathetic, snivelling dog turd. I feel a lengthy ban coming for you but not from the corner, from the general public due to your vile sexual practices. All and sundry, apart from your alter egos, pen and panzy, are sick of your bullshit on repeat mode. 100% predictable is a coming post about golf/the popes cock/fine wines/drink driving in your landie. For those read bumming/jamahls cock/jamahls piss and spunk/shitting your pants again in your cardboard box home. Kill yourself now. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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