Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 17 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: You'll have to lie down after typing all that stubbers baby..now get back to work you skiving cunt Panzerknacker Not really panz, it just tripped off the tongue just like punkers rotted jizz will dribble off yours when he's spent. Kill yourself now to avoid the horror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It's a possibility alright but I'm guessing the proper authorities are more concerned with the swelling ranks of the children of the colonies coming home to the mother country and wanting their old room back Panzerknacker HMRC investigates tax evasion on all levels, Pansy, especially those claiming benefits while not declaring income – no matter how big or small. Hmmm. *twiddles mustache* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: HMRC investigates tax evasion on all levels, Pansy, especially those claiming benefits while not declaring income – no matter how big or small. Hmmm. *twiddles mustache* Bum fluff does not a mustache make wuggy baby and don't play with it or it'll fall off Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not really panz, it just tripped off the tongue just like punkers rotted jizz will dribble off yours when he's spent. Kill yourself now to avoid the horror Those pot holes won't fill themselves..now pull on your bib and grab your shovel Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Those pot holes won't fill themselves..now pull on your bib and grab your shovel Panzerknacker Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nice one North problem stubbs ..the casual insult is second nature to me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: North problem stubbs ..the casual insult is second nature to me Panzerknacker Defiantly a problem up north of the Antonine, namely you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Defiantly a problem up north of the Antonine, namely you. Mm..anyway I'd love to continue this riveting conversation but I've a 4.15 appointment that I have to take care of so I must fly....oh..and that mound of tarmac behind you is getting cold and hard so shovel it and save yourself the bother of getting the pick for it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 17 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..anyway I'd love to continue this riveting conversation but I've a 4.15 appointment that I have to take care of so I must fly....oh..and that mound of tarmac behind you is getting cold and hard so shovel it and save yourself the bother of getting the pick for it Panzerknacker 4:15 appointment. That must be in a flat roof pub with some other low life spongers. The Benefit Agency closes its doors to the public at 4:00pm so you are not going there are you. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: North problem stubbs ..the casual insult is second nature to me Panzerknacker Well you get enough of them so they should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..anyway I'd love to continue this riveting conversation but I've a 4.15 appointment that I have to take care of so I must fly....oh..and that mound of tarmac behind you is getting cold and hard so shovel it and save yourself the bother of getting the pick for it Panzerknacker 4.15 appointment, Really? I thought there were clinics that you can just rock up for an AIDS test, so the appointment bit makes me think this is the result you're going for. Good luck pansy, hope its Positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Tattoos are generally very working class and plebian. Which sums you up perfectly you fucking chav wanker.... lol. No one in their right mind would tattoo you, for fear of coming into contact with your blood. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Sorry to disappoint ya apey baby but I'm devoid of ink. .I think tattoos are rebellious in a conformist way..and are worn by mediocre people and the kind of men who order sizzling steak on stone so every cunt in the bistro knows what they are having. ..pretty soon it'll be the inkless who will be considered edgey and unique ...and I do work..I'm a personal trainer to the lazy and overpaid. .couldn't have any kind of lifestyle on the disability stipend Panzerknacker And that's not the only thing you're devoid of, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HizerKite Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 This should read 'Cunts with tattoos'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 37 minutes ago, HizerKite said: This should read 'Cunts with tattoos'... Ape, having admitted to being tattooed, would make your suggestion very apt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape, having admitted to being tattooed, would make your suggestion very apt. Another gem from our resident turd. Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Another gem from our resident turd. Bravo. I bet you have an earring as well as tattoos you working class wanker. lol. Same lug hole as Elton John probably..... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you have an earring as well as tattoos you working class wanker. lol. Same lug hole as Elton John probably..... lol. Well, wank face, you bet wrong. Fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you have an earring as well as tattoos you working class wanker. lol. Same lug hole as Elton John probably..... lol. Do you consider your cockring common or chavvy, Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: 4:15 appointment. That must be in a flat roof pub with some other low life spongers. The Benefit Agency closes its doors to the public at 4:00pm so you are not going there are you. Cunt. I love you withers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: 4:15 appointment. That must be in a flat roof pub with some other low life spongers. The Benefit Agency closes its doors to the public at 4:00pm so you are not going there are you. Cunt. Now that's funny ..take note mingbag withers has put some effort in unlike your juvenile cuntspakkery and usual wish for death ...it's double PE tomorrow so remember to pack clean shorts n singlet or its matrons office and an afternoon washing kidney dishes Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 On 27/04/2017 at 1:43 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Quite right Gyps, never accept a lift from one of them, their cars always fall to pieces and they never have breakdown cover. Bobo the clown was thrown from his car and suffered a head injury in the circus last night. Trauma expert Prof Terence Shitpeas told reporters that Bobo was in a critical condition and was currently on "laugh support". Ithangyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bobo the clown was thrown from his car and suffered a head injury in the circus last night. Trauma expert Prof Terence Shitpeas told reporters that Bobo was in a critical condition and was currently on "laugh support". Ithangyou Hit the wall of a curry house and is in a korma Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 On 27/04/2017 at 0:13 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Its unfortunately the done thing now for young girls to get tats. It's heart breaking to see good looking women wrecking their bodies in an attemp to be fashionable. A girl I work with talks about getting them and I'm trying to convince her not to, at least not visible ones. She's quite hot but also quick thick which explains a lot and I think lack of intelligence and awareness of the real world around them are the reasons tatto artists are so busy So??? On 27/04/2017 at 1:21 PM, camberwell gypsy said: When they go 'travelling' it's backpacking in some lawless third world shithole and then wonder why they end up face down in a ditch with a hole in the back of their head. That's why I stay clear of Portugal Nah, it's usually Phucket or Goa, the places that were counted as travelling when their grandparents were doing the rounds, now tourist shitholes full of air-conditioned beach-huts, hofmeister lager, "fishbowls" and piss-weak weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Forgot to say, there's some cunt down our road with one of those "tribal" tattoos down the side of his face, sort of along his jawbone... it must have been done a few years back because it's already fading. He looks a right cunt and he now looks ill, it's sagging like his skin is a size too big for him, he's only about 30, not sure he'll make it to 40 cos of what goes up his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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