Ape™️ Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 What the fuck drives someone to have their entire arm covered in a fucking tattoo? Do they consider what a dreadful fucking mess it's going to look as they get older and their skin becomes loose and saggy? I'm not against tattoos - I have a few myself - but they're small and discrete. For some reason I can imagine Panzy having a full sleeve, funded by the tax payer, obviously. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 I'm a big fan of tattoos. Especially the Edinburgh military one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm a big fan of tattoos. Especially the Edinburgh military one Get your fucking kilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Hipsters with tattoo sleeves, beards, trilby hats and massive headphones are the biggest cunts. I see them on the train, pretending to be doing something constructive on their macbooks, but in reality, they are just watching Grey's Anatomy or some other pile of fucking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Spanky said: Hipsters with tattoo sleeves, beards, trilby hats and massive headphones are the biggest cunts. I see them on the train, pretending to be doing something constructive on their macbooks, but in reality, they are just watching Grey's Anatomy or some other pile of fucking shite. Don't forget the skinny jeans and shoes which extend 5 inches past the ends of their toes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't forget the skinny jeans and shoes which extend 5 inches past the ends of their toes. The filthy fucking cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 If you're going to have your arm tattooed, get it done by a pro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Spanky said: The filthy fucking cunts You find most of these cunts went to 'Uni' (too fucking lazy to say University) still live at home with their parents, although they're in their mid 20's and have jobs as graphic designers, which means they choose lettering fonts for some cunts company logo. They also refer to 'going on holiday' as 'going travelling'. I cant decide who I hate more, these cunts or Islamists, but when Elected as Supreme Ruler Of The Planet, I shall eradicate both groups just to be sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If you're going to have your arm tattooed, get it done by a pro. Ape's tattoo isn't as discrete as he made out Edited April 26, 2017 by Spanky typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Spanky said: Ape's tattoo isn't as discreet as he made out It is, that's a photo of his cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It is, that's a photo of his cock. And you know this, how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Spanky said: And you know this, how? He shows it to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You find most of these cunts went to 'Uni' (too fucking lazy to say University) still live at home with their parents, although they're in their mid 20's and have jobs as graphic designers, which means they choose lettering fonts for some cunts company logo. They also refer to 'going on holiday' as 'going travelling'. I cant decide who I hate more, these cunts or Islamists, but when Elected as Supreme Ruler Of The Planet, I shall eradicate both groups just to be sure. Fuck me, we should send this lot to Isis along with some bullets and sharp knives so they can cull these limp wristed, metrosexual cunts. This will also lull the jihadist pricks into thinking we're all as poofy and lead to their merciless slaughter if they abandon their cowardly ways and stand up for a real fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 The parks and alleyways of this country can be a dangerous place for the innocent pedestrian these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: What the fuck drives someone to have their entire arm covered in a fucking tattoo? Do they consider what a dreadful fucking mess it's going to look as they get older and their skin becomes loose and saggy? I'm not against tattoos - I have a few myself - but they're small and discrete. For some reason I can imagine Panzy having a full sleeve, funded by the tax payer, obviously. Fuck off. Agreed. If you've got a beard and tats you should be chainsawing a tree, striping the engine of a 50s landrover or beating the shit out of some drunken chavs for fun not listening to wet pants music of your giant head phones and crying into your saggy man boobs. Every other footballist, pro or village green, has sleeves. We'll look back to 20 years and be able to spot those good robots who chose to be cool and out there on their yoof. I want then all dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, we should send this lot to Isis along with some bullets and sharp knives so they can cull these limp wristed, metrosexual cunts. This will also lull the jihadist pricks into thinking we're all as poofy and lead to their merciless slaughter if they abandon their cowardly ways and stand up for a real fight. I agree that we should send them to ISIS, but my master plan involves stretching dead pigs over the nose cones of our trident missiles and firing them at all ISIS strongholds. Any stragglers will be shot on sight with .556 NATO bullets which have been dipped in pork fat and upon entering the body of the target will prevent them from entering their heaven and claiming their harem of hairy faced, Burka clad virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: What the fuck drives someone to have their entire arm covered in a fucking tattoo? Do they consider what a dreadful fucking mess it's going to look as they get older and their skin becomes loose and saggy? I'm not against tattoos - I have a few myself - but they're small and discrete. For some reason I can imagine Panzy having a full sleeve, funded by the tax payer, obviously. Fuck off. It's women who have large tattoos on their legs that get to me. Very chavvy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's women who have large tattoos on their legs that get to me. Very chavvy As in, gives you the 'orn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Any woman with a tattoo is a low class moose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: Any woman with a tattoo is a low class moose. As in, gives you the horn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Thompson all inclusive holiday resorts are full of 'inked up' chav's, you may as well holiday in a modern UK prison, similar food and facilities. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 I've noticed that there's a lot of good looking women getting these large body embellishes sprawled all over them. I think that they're trying to be 'edgy', they're going to look fucking edgy when they're in their 60's when the tattoos have lost their detail and look like they're suffering from some nasty skin complaint, they're going to look like minging shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 As the Jeremy Kyle daily current affairs programme panelists and audience proves the tattoo to tooth ratio has always been an extremely reliable indicator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I've noticed that there's a lot of good looking women getting these large body embellishes sprawled all over them. I think that they're trying to be 'edgy', they're going to look fucking edgy when they're in their 60's when the tattoos have lost their detail and look like they're suffering from some nasty skin complaint, they're going to look like minging shit. And navel piercings on sagging wrinklies can't be a good look either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 10 hours ago, The Beast said: Any woman with a tattoo is a low class moose. That's what Mr Gobbler said recently to his mate's girlfriend shortly before she took off her jacket and revealed an armful. Pissed myself laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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