Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Are you in the food bank queue ? lol. Yes looking at the back of you and your Nigerian rentboy Mnango's necks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: The towers are there to catch the shit when the bogs are flushed on the Arriva Trains Wales units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Not a gambler but I bet you a fiver that I don't ever get any likes from Gape, Luppo or their Ossie friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Not a gambler but I bet you a fiver that I don't ever get any likes from Gape, Luppo or their Ossie friend. You gambled your reputation when you sucked Pansy's shriveled cashew cock and tried to incite further blowups by creating threads for such purpose. Now sod off, you scheming, manipulative, leather-flapped battle-axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 21 hours ago, Neil said: I bet you £50 Punkapes a cock smoker Insider trading? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 I just bet £100 at the bookies, at 1000-1 odds that they will find Shergar. That way, if ever they find the cunt I'll be able to afford a good lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Shit odds on that one then. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I just bet £100 at the bookies, at 1000-1 odds that they will find Shergar. That way, if ever they find the cunt I'll be able to afford a good lawyer. That horse is long gone, it's no coincidence that 'Shergar bum' is an anagram of 'Hamburgers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That horse is long gone, it's no coincidence that 'Shergar bum' is an anagram of 'Hamburgers'. It's Hitlers morning ride out in south america.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I just bet £100 at the bookies, at 1000-1 odds that they will find Shergar. That way, if ever they find the cunt I'll be able to afford a good lawyer. It sounds to me as though you've just lost £100. You could have spent it wisely, such as buying a one-way ticket to a place where the use of computers is prohibited. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It sounds to me as though you've just lost £100. You could have spent it wisely, such as buying a one-way ticket to a place where the use of computers is prohibited. Add oxygen to the prohibited items Wolfers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 45 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It's Hitlers morning ride out in south america.. That's bollocks, Elvis and Lord Lucan take it in turns to ride him across the Bermuda Triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 On 26/04/2017 at 7:56 PM, Punkape said: Are you in the food bank queue ? lol. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Just now, cuntspotter said: Yes. Grab us some powdered milk Spot. My hives need dusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Grab us some powdered milk Spot. My hives need dusting. What about a pot of anchovy paste as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What about a pot of anchovy paste as well? My piles are OK, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: What about a pot of anchovy paste as well? That's for gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's for gentlemen. Anchovy Paste? I can get "oye, Chav Pants" from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 27 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Anchovy Paste? I can get "oye, Chav Pants" from that. And fish paste is exactly how I imagine chavs pants to smell, you're a misunderstood genius 'Eavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And fish paste is exactly how I imagine chavs pants to smell, you're a misunderstood genius 'Eavens. Misunderstood full time lunatic, perhaps. Captain Birdseye was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Misunderstood full time lunatic, perhaps. Captain Birdseye was a cunt You have herpees and siffalis. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You have herpees and siffalis. lol. You have an arsehole the size of Jodrell Banks biggest dish which weeps congealed shit, spunk and blood 24 seven. And youre a lying, toadie Walter Mitty of a spaz who lives with his mum and posts images of your favourite wank socks in the dark web. Kill yourself and die screaming, alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You have herpees and siffalis. lol. Its herpes and syphilis, you thick, ill-educated piece of shit. You spell like a child. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Its herpes and syphilis, you thick, ill-educated piece of shit. You spell like a child. Fuck off. Punkape seems to have lost control of his vowels, Ape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Punkape seems to have lost control of his vowels, Ape. Lost control of his bowels a long time ago due to the effect of too many fisting sessions at the 19th hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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