PANZER MURPHY Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You come out with the most cutting put downs punkly, I'm destroyed Laffin..that's coming from a dyslexic cunt such as your good self stubberz Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 19 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: My Granddad was in the secret service throughout the war, secretly hiding from the Redcaps in the attic. He should have written a diary Gongers. Anne Franks one has sold well for 65 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He should have written a diary Gongers. Anne Franks one has sold well for 65 years. Fuck me is she done to fucking death here, excuse the pun. Fucking Anne Frank, like she was the one and only person to die in a Nazi concentration camp. I've never been to the Anne Frank museum, I refuse to go to the Anne Frank museum on the grounds that it's boring shit and I'd rather spend my time in Amsterdam getting pissed,stoned and shagged. Who goes to one of the most liberal and progressive cities in the world to get fucking depressed by dead Jews? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 32 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin..that's coming from a dyslexic cunt such as your good self stubberz Panzerknacker Fuck off you Felch Monkey. Howzatt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Fuck me is she done to fucking death here, excuse the pun. Fucking Anne Frank, like she was the one and only person to die in a Nazi concentration camp. I've never been to the Anne Frank museum, I refuse to go to the Anne Frank museum on the grounds that it's boring shit and I'd rather spend my time in Amsterdam getting pissed,stoned and shagged. Who goes to one of the most liberal and progressive cities in the world to get fucking depressed by dead Jews? I had all good intentions of going to the Anne Frank museum when I was in Amsterdam but ended up in the Sex Museum instead. Oh well, it's the thought that counts, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 What a coincidence, I went to cricket nets last night. I'll use that appeal this summer for an lb shout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Fuck me is she done to fucking death here, excuse the pun. Fucking Anne Frank, like she was the one and only person to die in a Nazi concentration camp. I've never been to the Anne Frank museum, I refuse to go to the Anne Frank museum on the grounds that it's boring shit and I'd rather spend my time in Amsterdam getting pissed,stoned and shagged. Who goes to one of the most liberal and progressive cities in the world to get fucking depressed by dead Jews? Oh yeah, you live near there, I forgot. I can't see them padding out an entire museum dedicated to her, let's face it, we're talking about 2 sheets of plywood, a small table, a chair and a fucking pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yeah, you live near there, I forgot. I can't see them padding out an entire museum dedicated to her, let's face it, we're talking about 2 sheets of plywood, a small table, a chair and a fucking pencil. That's about it, most of it's a souvenir shop flogging memories of death, destruction and depravity, utterly depressing and something I avoid at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I had all good intentions of going to the Anne Frank museum when I was in Amsterdam but ended up in the Sex Museum instead. Oh well, it's the thought that counts, I suppose. I've past even giving it a thought. I walked past it a couple off weeks ago with all these tourists cunts queuing up for hours to get in, and it was raining. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: I've past even giving it a thought. I walked past it a couple off weeks ago with all these tourists cunts queuing up for hours to get in, and it was raining. Cunts. There is always a queue, the trap hatch to the loft in the landing ceiling is very small and fat people keep getting stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: There is always a queue, the trap hatch to the loft in the landing ceiling is very small and fat people keep getting stuck. A good bit of travel advice for you there Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A good bit of travel advice for you there Eddie. If I remember, it is very difficult to park nearby, so visitors have to walk more than 50 metres, so Eddie won't be patronizing this museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If I remember, it is very difficult to park nearby, so visitors have to walk more than 50 metres, so Eddie won't be patronizing this museum. I'm glad you all find the story of Anne Frank amusing, I'm sorry I do not, my grandfather died at Auschwitz...........He fell out of his guard tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 5 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: My Granddad was in the secret service throughout the war, secretly hiding from the Redcaps in the attic. so long as he wasn't a conchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Was Anne Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: so long as he wasn't a conchie Of course he wasn't Ratty. A large marine seashell couldn't possibly produce human grandchildren! Piggy was a fat wheezy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 54 minutes ago, ratcum said: so long as he wasn't a conchie Funnily enough he actually served in France, Belgium and the Netherlands chasing the Krauts into Germany after landing on Gold beach. Bombed and shot at over months and months he still thought he had it easier than my Nan did in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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