Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I just push them away and say "Whoa back up fuck head, back up". Worked on my ex-husband anyway. Was your husband an adulterer ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Good nom, Eddie. I had one cunt at work get up in my grille all the time, and luckily I had just had a can of chipotle tuna. I did a silent burp, blew I subtlety in his direction,and viola. Never again. I just give them my best Franco Begbie dead-eyed psychopathic stare, and they tend to fuck off of their own accordion. I've goat the fuckin' cairds, Quincy, where the fuck ur ye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: He was very careful with his money though. He was actually Pen, he joined the RFC in the 1920's, based at Weston Zoyland. Stayed on after it changed to the RAF, survived 4 bombings at Biggin Hill during WW2, stuck with it after the war, left in 1959 with a decent military pension and carried on working as an accountant for a private company until the 70's. (All true). Did you know him? His name was Fred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I just give them my best Franco Begbie dead-eyed psychopathic stare, and they tend to fuck off of their own accordion. I've goat the fuckin' cairds, Quincy, where the fuck ur ye? That wee lassie gat glassed an' nae cunt leaves here 'til we find oot what cunt did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Was your husband an adulterer ? Imagine if someone had thought this nom was "personal spice" and they had been told to fuck off by Emma Bunton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 I don't s'pose punkers has a personal space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I don't s'pose punkers has a personal space. Yes he does .. its inside his ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Yes he does .. its inside his ring. I wonder if he's ever kissed the Popes ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandad survived the holocaust Ratty, he was fixing Hurricanes and Spitfires at RAF Biggin Hill and wasn't Jewish. Phew! A close shave there Eric. Was he traumatised surviving the holocaust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Phew! A close shave there Eric. Was he traumatised surviving the holocaust? He was when the Luftwaffe dropped a bomb on a hangar at Biggin Hill and killed 39 of his colleagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if he's ever kissed the Popes ring. He kisses that every night before he goes to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: Was your husband an adulterer ? Is your husband elton john? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: He kisses that every night before he goes to bed. He would love to. Just thinking about it makes him break his " 5 second rule". Just have to make to with the priests scabby bellend again punkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was when the Luftwaffe dropped a bomb on a hangar at Biggin Hill and killed 39 of his colleagues. August 30th 1941 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: August 30th 1941 I don't know the date, just remember the story he told me. My other Grandad was in the navy on destroyers for the whole war, got through without a scratch, stayed on after the war and signed up for mine clearing duty, got blown up on his first week and spent most of 1946 in hospital. Unlucky or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Not that you see many "survivors" anymore, JT. It's like they've given up. Gloria Gaynor was the last one. She'd have gone down well in Auschwitz. her "Shoah Shower Shuffle" was a disco classic Owen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandad survived the holocaust Ratty, he was fixing Hurricanes and Spitfires at RAF Biggin Hill and wasn't Jewish. Ditto some of my lot Authoritah. Not Beth Ditto of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Phew! A close shave there Eric. Was he traumatised surviving the holocaust? He traumatised the entire RAF. He was a generous man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know the date, just remember the story he told me. My other Grandad was in the navy on destroyers for the whole war, got through without a scratch, stayed on after the war and signed up for mine clearing duty, got blown up on his first week and spent most of 1946 in hospital. Unlucky or what? What? Having you as a grandson? Yes, I guess it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is your husband elton john? Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Oik. So no denial then, gaylord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Oik. You come out with the most cutting put downs punkly, I'm destroyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 I wish I could drop my guts on command. That would force these space invaders into retreat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 15 hours ago, ratcum said: Ditto some of my lot Authoritah. Not Beth Ditto of course My Granddad was in the secret service throughout the war, secretly hiding from the Redcaps in the attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandad survived the holocaust Ratty, he was fixing Hurricanes and Spitfires at RAF Biggin Hill and wasn't Jewish. My Granddad was in the secret service throughout the war, secretly hiding from the Redcaps in the attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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