Guest Manky Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Is that the mantra you've adopted while living in Cheetham Hill? You mean the land that time forgot. I am not eligible for residence on The Hill as I am unable to trace my lineage back to Sind Province or Warsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: You mean the land that time forgot. I am not eligible for residence on The Hill as I am unable to trace my lineage back to Sind Province or Warsaw. In other words you can trace your genetics back to a sticky mass splurged on the gas works wall... ....Dreamed a dream by the old canal .........I kissed my girl by the factory wall ...Dirty old town .......Dirty old town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Spanky said: Anyone who has been to a fast food restaurant or consumed any sort of processesed food has literally eaten gallons of jizz, tonnes of scabs and at least five pubes. After all that lot, the five second rule is kind of superfluous. Never did any famous pop-stars any harm mind. The huge amounts of bum-banditry and herpes ridden groupies might have, but not the five second rule. I found my first grey pube today. I couldn't give two fucks about it, only trouble is it was in my Big Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I found my first grey pube today. I couldn't give two fucks about it, only trouble is it was in my Big Mac I didn't realise Lady Penelope worked at your local McDonald's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I found my first grey pube today. I couldn't give two fucks about it, only trouble is it was in my Big Mac Lucky you didn't go to a burger king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lucky you didn't go to a burger king Don't I know it... Or rather, I'd rather not relish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't I know it... Or rather, I'd rather not relish it. Colonel Sanders was a white haired cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Colonel Sanders was a white haired cunt. Takes one to know one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: Colonel Sanders was a white haired cunt. So was Uncle Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: So was Uncle Ben. Good job decs isn't around or he'd be all over that shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: So was Uncle Ben. Greetings Earthling. Have you been in the cooler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: So was Uncle Ben. Uncle Ben was an Uncle Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Uncle Ben was an Uncle Tom. Tom & Ben were Flowerpot Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Tom & Ben were Flowerpot Men. And they both liked Weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Greetings Earthling. Have you been in the cooler? Not me, I'm a fucking saint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not me, I'm a fucking saint. St Baws of Dunoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Tom & Ben were Flowerpot Men. Muffin the mule is a sex offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Muffin the mule is a sex offense. Sheffield Wednesday is a Bank Holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Uncle Ben was an Uncle Tom. I thought it but didn't type it, you scamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I thought it but didn't type it, you scamp Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Jesus Christ, there you go again, putting the boot in, you heartless mother fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Jesus Christ, there you go again, putting the boot in, you heartless mother fucker With cutting remarks such as peasant and oik I'm surprised you manage to soldier on. Respect to you Stubbers. Many would have fallen by the wayside by now. I was once called a cur. Nearly finished me it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Naturally this doesn't apply how you would think to that horrible French muck they call cheese. If you drop some of that shit on your floor for longer than 5 seconds you have to use commercial cleaning methods to remove the bacteria from your floor. Vivre cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, Snatch said: With cutting remarks such as peasant and oik I'm surprised you manage to soldier on. Respect to you Stubbers. Many would have fallen by the wayside by now. I was once called a cur. Nearly finished me it did. I'm close to the edge snatcher, if he keeps this barrage of heartless abuse up much longer, I'm telling. The fucking rotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 The five second rule I thought would be mentioned is that of when Punkape pulls his cock out of the altar boy, he has five seconds to get it into his mouth before the pirest enters and takes over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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