Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: It's normally steers and queers spotted at golf courses in Norfolk and I bet you don't wear antlers so I suppose that narrows it down. He always wears golfing flannels and washes them daily for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's well known decs, the web footed fen monkey, hails from deepest, dullest Norfolk so one can only assume all that time you spent chained together in the cooler had a lasting effect on the pair of you. For poor old decs it meant being strangled to death in his sleep and stored in your deep freeze to be taken out daily for "golfing in Norfolk", a euphemism for being buggered senseless whilst you regale his thawing corpse about lobster forks, the great time you and the priests have with the choir boys and your handicap-not in the golfing sense but a real mental and physical handicap you have rendering you a dribbling mong with an extremely low IQ and a predisposition for vile sexual depravity You're depraved a homosexual and an oik. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 This bacterial infection must be similar to what flids get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, Ape said: This bacterial infection must be similar to what flids get. Campylospackter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Mingeeta said: It's normally steers and queers spotted at golf courses in Norfolk and I bet you don't wear antlers so I suppose that narrows it down. You fucking townie ignoramus. Steers have horns, not antlers. If you are going to take on a member of Punkers calibre get your facts right. Fuck off and lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: I've been golfing in Norfolk.....and drinking.... Strolling about on damp grass, eating way too much rich food, drinking. Sounds like a recipe for gout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You fucking townie ignoramus. Steers have horns, not antlers. If you are going to take on a member of Punkers calibre get your facts right. Fuck off and lol. Well he doesn't have horns either. My mistake thank you for ever so nicely pointing it out. And I was meant to put deers. Twat. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I've been golfing in Norfolk.....and drinking.... I hope you havn't been to my club,we dont have 'not sure' toilet between the ladies and gents,mind you getting your cock out in a field is something that you do on a regular basis anyway. Fore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope you havn't been to my club,we dont have 'not sure' toilet between the ladies and gents,mind you getting your cock out in a field is something that you do on a regular basis anyway. Fore! This is one of few occasions I welcome the contribution of the site's Welsh members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 46 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope you havn't been to my club,we dont have 'not sure' toilet between the ladies and gents,mind you getting your cock out in a field is something that you do on a regular basis anyway. Fore! Fuck off you fat, degenerate sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 49 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope you havn't been to my club,we dont have 'not sure' toilet between the ladies and gents,mind you getting your cock out in a field is something that you do on a regular basis anyway. Fore! He said golf so i doubt that it was 'your club', your fucking weightwatchers club for fat cunts who don't realise they still have a cock without a mirror in front of them. Skin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 I am constantly reminded I have a cock when I tread on it I think Punkers might have played at Cromer,the cleaning lady reported back that she had to mop up a brown tinged spunk trail leading from the changing rooms out to a Range Rover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Neil said: I am constantly reminded I have a cock when I tread on it I think Punkers might have played at Cromer,the cleaning lady reported back that she had to mop up a brown tinged spunk trail leading from the changing rooms out to a Range Rover The only thing Punkers has from Cromer, is crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 It was him,this was in the car park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 I suspect Punkape has gone one up from bacterial infection and now has a Bactrian infection after being ridden by one too many camel jockeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Neil said: It was him,thus was in the car park Partridge of Cheshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Rumour doing the rounds is that Elton has had a cunt transplant and he now has clamydia with complications....... He swapped David Furnish for Bonio out of U2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Elton once sung "Hold Me Close Tiny Dancer". While he doesn't ever quantify the term 'tiny dancer' we can now reasonably deduce that he didn't mean bacteria. Hold it right there, tiny dancers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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