Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most of them only have allotments so they have a shed where they can go and drink Special Brew and masturbate. And therein lies the reason Punky hates cunts with allotments. All he has to drink Special Brew and masterbate in is an old cardboard box. He yearns for a wankshed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, Ape said: And therein lies the reason Punky hates cunts with allotments. All he has to drink Special Brew and masterbate in is an old cardboard box. He yearns for a wankshed. One night soon, I am going to sneak into your golf club and move 'Kill myself immediately' to the top of your to-do list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't know who, but I know what you've been. Charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Manky said: One night soon, I am going to sneak into your golf club and move 'Kill myself immediately' to the top of your to-do list. What the fuck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Charming. Not charming. Definitely not charming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: What the fuck are you talking about? He believes you to be Punkape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not charming. Definitely not charming No shit Sherlock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He believes you to be Punkape! What a spiteful fucking cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: What the fuck are you talking about? 6 minutes ago, Ape said: What a spiteful fucking cunt! Sorry. Wrong target. I meant to brutally savage Punky, in an intellectual sense only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Did anyone ever see the size of Drew Peacock's marrows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Those are the conversations you hear before phrases such as "you there, stop playing with yourself, you cannot sleep here, get off my land". ... or from under the cover of his rhubarb patch: "Quick mate, pull your jeans-up, farmer Giles is coming" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 On 4/24/2017 at 10:48 AM, Punkape said: These sad, grubby, boring cunts are likely to put you to sleep with tales of supersized carrots or organic Algerian parsnips. Interesting you went straight for the phallic imagery here, complete with a reference to the fictitious 'Algerian parsnip' which presumably plays deeply on some of your twisted noble savage and Mandingo fantasies. Shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 On 24/04/2017 at 11:24 AM, Neil said: I had one once,I noticed over a period of time the ground level rising,turns out a mystery figure was sneeking in and putting top soil on it......the plot thickens I'm er all....oh fuck off Neil, that was fucking terrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 On 24/04/2017 at 11:42 AM, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently, Rose West was a lager drinker, she told the police that at the end of a busy day, she couldn't wait to murder a couple of tenants... her hubby Fred was about to be released too, the detectives went through his receipts and found out he'd bought all his topsoil from Lockerbie. You could always tell when your train was passing through Lockerbie at nighttime because every house had its landing lights switched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 On 25/04/2017 at 10:21 AM, 'eavensabove said: ... or from under the cover of his rhubarb patch: "Quick mate, pull your jeans-up, farmer Giles is coming" Oui be Formor Joyles with me tracta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 9 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: You could always tell when your train was passing through Lockerbie at nighttime because every house had its landing lights switched on. Go into a pub and ask for a Lockerbie, they will ask "what's that?" Tell them it's a 'large one, on the house'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 On 24/04/2017 at 10:48 AM, Punkape said: These sad, grubby, boring cunts are likely to put you to sleep with tales of supersized carrots or organic Algerian parsnips.Often found in the local bullshitting about their failed produce and strange insect infestations these cunts should be given a wide berth or a good hiding. Fuck off. Allotments used to be where old men went down to the shed where they kept there secret stash of neche porn. Now with porn widely available on an iPad with wipe down screen and no keypad for spunk to get encrusted....allotments all across the land will have fallen into disrepair. Only true boring cunts who find they have spare time outside of endurance wanking, actually still go and dig shit and grow carrots. Presumably for sticking in their arse once they get home at night. Weird cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Allotments used to be where old men went down to the shed where they kept there secret stash of neche porn. Now with porn widely available on an iPad with wipe down screen and no keypad for spunk to get encrusted....allotments all across the land will have fallen into disrepair. Only true boring cunts who find they have spare time outside of endurance wanking, actually still go and dig shit and grow carrots. Presumably for sticking in their arse once they get home at night. Weird cunts You boring wanker ........fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You boring wanker ........fuck off. Ok.... im scared of you. Don't mentally stretch me with witty banter I cannot cope with and box me into a corner of cutting remarks ohh it's you Punk fuck off you silly little fuck cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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