Guest deebom Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I'm quite partial to a slice or two of salami, it's very nice. Goes with all kinds of things too, salads, pizza, sarnies. You can fry it till it's crispeh, and crumble it on stuff. Have it with olives and cheese and tomatoes and things, it's very tasty, and I'm sure you all agree? What the fuck is Pepperami? Tiny sticks of dry crumbly shite, that also manage to be greasier than Punkape. And that slithery skin stuff they wrap it in, what is that shit? How have they taken a perfectly nice foodstuff, made it worse, more expensive and manage to sell so much of it? Fuck Pepperami. This nom can also be applied to Knorr Supernoodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, deebom said: I'm quite partial to a slice or two of salami, it's very nice. Goes with all kinds of things too, salads, pizza, sarnies. You can fry it till it's crispeh, and crumble it on stuff. Have it with olives and cheese and tomatoes and things, it's very tasty, and I'm sure you all agree? What the fuck is Pepperami? Tiny sticks of dry crumbly shite, that also manage to be greasier than Punkape. And that slithery skin stuff they wrap it in, what is that shit? How have they taken a perfectly nice foodstuff, made it worse, more expensive and manage to sell so much of it? Fuck Pepperami. This nom can also be applied to Knorr Supernoodles. The Polish version 'Kabanosi' looks similar but tastes much better and is bought loose from the deli. I worked with a lot of Polish and the cunts got me addicted to it, and taught me their language, which provides me with vast amusement when queuing in shops and listening to them taking the piss out of chavvy checkout girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Shite grub...if it's made from a plant eat it...if it's made in a plant bin it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Polish version 'Kabanosi' looks similar but tastes much better and is bought loose from the deli. I worked with a lot of Polish and the cunts got me addicted to it, and taught me their language, which provides me with vast amusement when queuing in shops and listening to them taking the piss out of chavvy checkout girls. You kurva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 13 hours ago, deebom said: I'm quite partial to a slice or two of salami, it's very nice. Goes with all kinds of things too, salads, pizza, sarnies. You can fry it till it's crispeh, and crumble it on stuff. Have it with olives and cheese and tomatoes and things, it's very tasty, and I'm sure you all agree? What the fuck is Pepperami? Tiny sticks of dry crumbly shite, that also manage to be greasier than Punkape. And that slithery skin stuff they wrap it in, what is that shit? How have they taken a perfectly nice foodstuff, made it worse, more expensive and manage to sell so much of it? Fuck Pepperami. This nom can also be applied to Knorr Supernoodles. Vile, greasy donkey meat, encased in one of punkers used, albeit 4 times too long, johnnies. He prefers the jumbo foot long salamis, unsurprisingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Shite grub...if it's made from a plant eat it...if it's made in a plant bin it Panzerknacker You're fucked then, that's all they hand out at the DSS Food Banks. Most people work and buy their food of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You're fucked then, that's all they hand out at the DSS Food Banks. Most people work and buy their food of choice. Pansy obviously wrote this in the early hours went the affect of his 8 cans of tenants super (consumed much earlier) was starting to wear off so excuse his usual blithering idiocy. Good luck voting in the French election from your Newcastle council slum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You kurva! Patsowie miniere vidupa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Patsowie miniere vidupa! "Spierdali goupieh chipa." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Polish version 'Kabanosi' looks similar but tastes much better and is bought loose from the deli. I worked with a lot of Polish and the cunts got me addicted to it, and taught me their language, which provides me with vast amusement when queuing in shops and listening to them taking the piss out of chavvy checkout girls. My polish tenants speak English whenever I'm around, the zedding cunts. They insist on giving me slabs of homemade fruit loaf, or squirrel cake, as they call it. My pet seagull loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 22 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: "Spierdali goupieh chipa." Strangely enough "fuck off cunt" was one of the first phrases they taught me, one of the cunts told me that spierdali meant 'good morning'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Pepperami, chorizo, salami, beef jerky etc might as well be dried goat cock for all I care. It won't be finding its way into my mouth any time soon. Punky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 51 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Pepperami, chorizo, salami, beef jerky etc might as well be dried goat cock for all I care. It won't be finding its way into my mouth any time soon. Punky? Fuck off, I bet you have chewed on quite a few leathery old sticks in your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You're fucked then, that's all they hand out at the DSS Food Banks. Most people work and buy their food of choice. Not at all withers you old migrant you I buy all my food fresh ..veg..fruit..fish..only thing that comes out of a can would be my coffee ..eat shite ....feel shite. .look shite Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off, I bet you have chewed on quite a few leathery old sticks in your time. Not saying I have, not saying I haven't. Never been near a feathery old cloaca though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Strangely enough "fuck off cunt" was one of the first phrases they taught me, one of the cunts told me that spierdali meant 'good morning'. We had a polish gym teacher at school who used to have an old plimsoll she carried around. She referred to it as "my friend" as in "If you kurva's fuck around, my friend will talk to you". Meaning you got a whack on the arse if you fucked about. Believe me, a freezing cold day in gym kit, you didn't want your arse warmed by her "friend". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: We had a polish gym teacher at school who used to have an old plimsoll she carried around. She referred to it as "my friend" as in "If you kurva's fuck around, my friend will talk to you". Meaning you got a whack on the arse if you fucked about. Believe me, a freezing cold day in gym kit, you didn't want your arse warmed by her "friend". Kurava has loads of meanings depending on context and gender, she was calling you 'bitches' as you were girls, if you'd called her 'stara kurava' it would have meant 'old whore'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kurava has loads of meanings depending on context and gender, she was calling you 'bitches' as you were girls, if you'd called her 'stara kurava' it would have meant 'old whore'. I know. My maternal grandmother was Romanian (Sinti) who spoke Polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know. My maternal grandmother was Romanian (Sinti) who spoke Polish. You've remembered quite a lot of it, 'dobra robota'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know. My maternal grandmother was Romanian (Sinti) who spoke Polish. After hard Brexit is enacted you may well be deported..... lol. You may as well fuck off now.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: After hard Brexit is enacted you may well be deported..... lol. You may as well fuck off now.... lol. Show me your cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Show me your cock You brazen hussy and slag. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 You can stuff it up your shitty arse ............and it probably wouldn't taste any worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 On 23/04/2017 at 7:54 PM, Eric Cuntman said: You've remembered quite a lot of it, 'dobra robota'. I was most disappointed to google that phrase, I was expecting at least something like Chcialbym wylizac twoja slodka cipke . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 On 23/04/2017 at 8:30 PM, Punkape said: You brazen hussy and slag. Fuck off. Reported .. I was simply asking you to show me your prize Old English Game Cockeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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