Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spanky said: I know I'm new here, but there did seem to be a lot of bullshit posted over the last couple of days about watches that made no fucking sense. No fucking sense at all. Marvellous, a statistician in our midst, perhaps you could provide a Pie Chart detailing the proportion of Punkapes contributions that contain the words:- Peasant..Oik..Herpees..Aids and Pervert. Ta very much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Bar charts? Roops is gunna love you. I'm waiting for someone to perform integration on Terry, by integrating him with a wood chipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Quincy isn't it? It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet. 37 minutes ago, Admin said: Show your correct IP address or leave. I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt. 7 minutes ago, Spanky said: I know I'm new here, but there did seem to be a lot of bullshit posted over the last couple of days about watches that made no fucking sense. No fucking sense at all. But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that. Oh, and fuck off Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Just now, Terry Tibbs said: It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet. I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt. But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that. Oh, and fuck off Bill. Extremecunt? Off the meth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 I dunno who the fuck Bill is. I stumbled upon this site only the other day whilst idly googling "Jeremy Vine is a Cunt!" after reading an article about him milking that road rage nonsense. Jeremy Vine is a cunt and fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet. I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt. But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that. Oh, and fuck off Bill. poor white trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet. I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt. But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that. Oh, and fuck off Bill. Oh hang on, there's a whiff of Bubba here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Well cunted there tel. .more of same Panzerknacker You fucking hypocrite panzywanker! You said you don't like the cunting, it's the reason this place is occasionally funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 20 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt. Such a shame. I thought we were all friends here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 24 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that. Oh, and fuck off Bil To be fair, the stuff about hats was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 minute ago, The Beast said: Such a shame. I thought we were all friends here. Makes me worry for the security of the site... he could be a Jihadi trying to radicalise members, or even worse, Frank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh hang on, there's a whiff of Bubba here. Check your drains, could be a blockage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Makes me worry for the security of the site... he could be a Jihadi trying to radicalise members, or even worse, Frank. I haven't been overcome with the compulsion to sharpen any axes or machetes yet, so I'm assuming it's not Fwank. But you never know.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: No, please see above... ... or decant the negar from the jar. NO! Please see above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh hang on, there's a whiff of Bubba here. I for one say, let's leave Tibbs alone. He aint so bad in his new guise, but then again what does Spanky know? A Pie for a Pie, I think it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't been overcome with the compulsion to sharpen any axes or machetes yet, so I'm assuming it's not Fwank. But you never know.. Has anybody been told yet to fuck off and die??? It isn't Frank, though I'd stake my life on it that it could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I for one say, let's leave Tibbs alone. He aint so bad in his new guise, but then again what does Spanky know? A Pie for a Pie, I think it is. He's bloody good at graphs though, the Pie chart was even funnier than the bar chart. I can't fucking wait for a Venn diagram! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's bloody good at graphs though, the Pie chart was even funnier than the bar chart. I can't fucking wait for a Venn diagram! Here's a chart if you want one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Admin said: Show your correct IP address or leave. You're rumbled Quincy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Well, it's a stupid fucking cunt of some kind, that's for sure. A stupid fucking cunt that was, until pulled about it, speaking about himself in the third person. What's an IP address ? Is it somewhere you go for a slash ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's an IP address ? Is it somewhere you go for a slash ? Please slash your fucking wrists you worthless pile of dog shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's an IP address ? Is it somewhere you go for a slash ? You only go into a "cottage" and it's always for more than a slash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's an IP address ? Is it somewhere you go for a slash ? Think you've quoted the wrong post, you stupid little flid. There was no mention of an IP address in my post. Still, you got a like from our resident lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 22 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You only go into a "cottage" and it's always for more than a slash. I've been playing golf all weekend at my exclusive club. You wouldn't get into my club because we don't let oiks or peasants in. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been playing golf all weekend at my exclusive club. You wouldn't get into my club because we don't let oiks or peasants in. lol. Is "golf" a euphemism for a bunch of loony middle-aged poofters running around in a field dressed as 17th century French nobility (complete with powdered wigs) and trying their hardest to fit a nine iron head first into one another's prolapsed arseholes? I'm beginning to think it is, Punky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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