Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 It is not through choice that I cannot use the "P" word in this nom, however the vast majority of these shop-owning cunts are of ethnic origin... I'm talking about the rude fuckers who simply hold out their hand for the cash whilst chatting-away on their mobiles, without even as much as any eye contact. No "thank you" no nothing. Fucking pigs the lot of 'em. I tend to just leave whatever it is on their counter, and fuck off someplace else. My money is worth more to a grateful person than these alien rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It is not through choice that I cannot use the "P" word in this nom, however the vast majority of these shop-owning cunts are of ethnic origin... I'm talking about the rude fuckers who simply hold out their hand for the cash whilst chatting-away on their mobiles, without even as much as any eye contact. No "thank you" no nothing. Fucking pigs the lot of 'em. I tend to just leave whatever it is on their counter, and fuck off someplace else. My money is worth more to a grateful person than these alien rats. The 'P' word? Patel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 In the white badlands where I live, everyone is nice to each other. You don't piss off the man with the Palomino Pump Action Shotgun unless you can trump it with an Uzi, a Charlie G and a Challenger 2. As a result, all the ethnic shopkeepers are polite. It is a matter of survival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: In the white badlands where I live, everyone is nice to each other. You don't piss off the man with the Palomino Pump Action Shotgun unless you can trump it with an Uzi, a Charlie G and a Challenger 2. As a result, all the ethnic shopkeepers are polite. It is a matter of survival. Yes, but you are referring to the good end of Canal Street, aren't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, but you are referring to the good end of Canal Street, aren't you Well, all that I'm saying is that one should expect a more polite service in Gravesend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, all that I'm saying is that one should expect a more polite service in Gravesend. What from our ethnic friends that I cannot mention apparently. The post was only up for a few seconds before some wankrat pulled it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: sWhat from our ethnic friends that I cannot mention apparently. The post was only up for a few seconds before some wankrat pulled it. See what I mean? One has to be one toes in this day & age. They'll be pulling the word "Cunt" next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, but you are referring to the good end of Canal Street, aren't you 3 miles away. Thank fuck. Can the AIDS virus travel uphill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, Manky said: 3 miles away. Thank fuck. Can the AIDS virus travel uphill? Well, it travelled up the Hudson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I'd wager that comrade Tibbs, didn't get where he is today by being rude to his punters. Sure, he's scammed them left right & centre, but that is good working practice in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, it travelled up the Hudson! Ape's watch is waterproof at depths of up to 50 metres, which also means it can still tell the time when he's double fisting his civil partner elbows deep. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Terry Tibbs said: Ape's watch is waterproof at depths of up to 50 metres, which also means it can still tell the time when he's double fisting his civil partner elbows deep. Lol. And there was I, thinking he had an over-wound self-winder. Knackered through wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, all that I'm saying is that one should expect a more polite service in Gravesend. Yes one should, I'm from Dartford and therefore consider Gravesend to be a cultural Shangri-La. Crayford is a nest of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Yes one should, I'm from Dartford and therefore consider Gravesend to be a cultural Shangri-La. Crayford is a nest of cunts. Does it have a corner shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Does it have a corner shop? Several, and a turd of a pub, called 'The Royal Charlotte' right next to the railway station, ask Eddie, he'll know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Manky said: 3 miles away. Thank fuck. Can the AIDS virus travel uphill? Punky, this one's for you...the dull uphill gardener! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Manky said: In the white badlands where I live, everyone is nice to each other. You don't piss off the man with the Palomino Pump Action Shotgun unless you can trump it with an Uzi, a Charlie G and a Challenger 2. As a result, all the ethnic shopkeepers are polite. It is a matter of survival. Thank you Mad Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, it travelled up the Hudson! Didn't he give Mrs Bridges one? I'll get me coal scuttle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes one should, I'm from Dartford and therefore consider Gravesend to be a cultural Shangri-La. Crayford is a nest of cunts. The only good thing about Kent is it keeps the wind off of Surrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thank you Mad Max Mad Mancs you mean. (that is the posh area) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't he give Mrs Bridges one? I'll get me coal scuttle And get ready for a back scuttle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't he give Mrs Bridges one? I'll get me coal scuttle You've got me in suspension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 In this context I have been glad of the arrival of our ethnic friends Step back to the late 1950s and early 60s most corner shops were open all hours, the white folk that ran them were not known for politeness, by the mid 60s they were closed by 6PM at the latest. The what these ethnic folk have done in a lot of places is to actually have shops open at hours that are convenient to people in areas where it is not viable for the larger convenience stores such as Tesco, McColls and the Co-op. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 16 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It is not through choice that I cannot use the "P" word in this nom, however the vast majority of these shop-owning cunts are of ethnic origin... I'm talking about the rude fuckers who simply hold out their hand for the cash whilst chatting-away on their mobiles, without even as much as any eye contact. No "thank you" no nothing. Fucking pigs the lot of 'em. I tend to just leave whatever it is on their counter, and fuck off someplace else. My money is worth more to a grateful person than these alien rats. You fucking racist cunt. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fucking racist cunt. Reported. Any thoughts on halal beetroot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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