Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 No, you're not cool, trendy and edgy. You're a fucking stupid cunt, and you look fucking ridiculous. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Dreadful nomination tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Dreadful nomination tbh. Shut up you dreary old hag - it's a perfectly acceptable nom and infinitely better than the fucking drivel you continually post on here. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 22 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Dreadful nomination tbh. It's a valid nomination from "Ape" Capone. Shame that it's 90 years too late to be relevant, since no one has worn a trilby since the 1920's. Next up in his repertoire " Cunts who carry their Tommy guns at a jaunty angle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 41 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Dreadful nomination tbh. Says the woman who posted a nom to tell us about a shit she had just had. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 21 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: It's a valid nomination from "Ape" Capone. Shame that it's 90 years too late to be relevant, since no one has worn a trilby since the 1920's. Next up in his repertoire " Cunts who carry their Tommy guns at a jaunty angle." Open your eyes, you thick cunt. There's people everywhere wearing the fucking things. Tiresome wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Open your eyes, you thick cunt. There's people everywhere wearing the fucking things. Tiresome wanker. Are these the same cunts who last year had beards that made them look like Cairn Terriers and hair cropped at the sides and curly on top, usually combined with a striped Breton shirt in an attempt to look like a 19th century French trawlerman? I fucking hate them and I want them dead, shot dead by a man in a black suit holding a Tommy gun at a jaunty angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Fresh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 48 minutes ago, Ape said: Open your eyes, you thick cunt. There's people everywhere wearing the fucking things. Tiresome wanker. You're right. I was thinking exactly the same thing just last week when I was in downtown Prohibition era Chicago. I tell you what also gets my goat, those show off cunts wandering around the streets of Elizabethan England in ruffs and cod pieces, I can't sleep at night because I'm constantly thinking about it. Maybe you could nominate it to save me the trouble. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Terry Tibbs said: It's a valid nomination from "Ape" Capone. Shame that it's 90 years too late to be relevant, since no one has worn a trilby since the 1920's. Next up in his repertoire " Cunts who carry their Tommy guns at a jaunty angle." I feel at this point I should step in and give my support to this nom, but really I can't be asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: No, you're not cool, trendy and edgy. You're a fucking stupid cunt, and you look fucking ridiculous. Fuck off. Equally cuntish to the Fedora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are these the same cunts who last year had beards that made them look like Cairn Terriers and hair cropped at the sides and curly on top, usually combined with a striped Breton shirt in an attempt to look like a 19th century French trawlerman? I fucking hate them and I want them dead, shot dead by a man in a black suit holding a Tommy gun at a jaunty angle. Bravo, Eric. I bet they fire them from the hip instead of the well aimed burst from the shoulder and never ending mag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: No, you're not cool, trendy and edgy. You're a fucking stupid cunt, and you look fucking ridiculous. Fuck off. Especially the ones who wear them indoors Jack 'the hat' McVitie was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 42 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: You're right. I was thinking exactly the same thing just last week when I was in downtown Prohibition era Chicago. I tell you what also gets my goat, those show off cunts wandering around the streets of Elizabethan England in ruffs and cod pieces, I can't sleep at night because I'm constantly thinking about it. Maybe you could nominate it to save me the trouble. Wanker. You just want to be impaled on a cod-piece....That's why you mentioned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: You just want to be impaled on a cod-piece....That's why you mentioned it. How do you get impaled on a codpiece you dopey fucker..... Oh sorry Punkers it's you, and if theres a way you'd find it wouldn't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Terry Tibbs said: You're right. I was thinking exactly the same thing just last week when I was in downtown Prohibition era Chicago. I tell you what also gets my goat, those show off cunts wandering around the streets of Elizabethan England in ruffs and cod pieces, I can't sleep at night because I'm constantly thinking about it. Maybe you could nominate it to save me the trouble. Wanker. Much the same as me with picnics. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fresh. Classic example of, 'if I wear a silly hat, nobody will notice that I'm a disgusting fat cunt'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Classic example of, 'if I wear a silly hat, nobody will notice that I'm a disgusting fat cunt'. The lighting is deliberately poor, he is also ginger. So that makes him a disgusting smelly fat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The lighting is deliberately poor, he is also ginger. So that makes him a disgusting smelly fat cunt Notice also that his facial hair grows in clumps with gaps in between, it looks like a youthful version of the vile John McRirrick, the horse racing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Fresh. Neil wont be happy you've posted him online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Especially the ones who wear them indoors Jack 'the hat' McVitie was a cunt Didn't Reggie Kray nail Jack 'the hat' McVitie's hat to his head to teach him some 'respect'? Or have I got him mixed up with Vlad the Impaler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I'm going to a garden party next week. I'm going to wear a fascinator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Notice also that his facial hair grows in clumps with gaps in between, it looks like a youthful version of the vile John McRirrick, the horse racing cunt. 5 to 1 you're a cunt but you'll get 1 to 2 on you're a tit. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Didn't Reggie Kray nail Jack 'the hat' McVitie's hat to his head to teach him some 'respect'? Or have I got him mixed up with Vlad the Impaler? No that's Roops dealing with MikeD (rip). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Notice also that his facial hair grows in clumps with gaps in between, it looks like a youthful version of the vile John McRirrick, the horse racing cunt. Odds-on the fat cunt is handicapped, and probably from Derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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