Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Even if we do it ironically? Even if. I'd rather play dirt on ps4 than encourage the daft cunts to pile their cars up for real, trying to beat the latest record by .000000001 of a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Even if. I'd rather play dirt on ps4 than encourage the daft cunts to pile their cars up for real, trying to beat the latest record by .000000001 of a second. Yeah but then we wouldn't be able to point out their obvious stupidity when they inevitably crash. And there'd be even more people watching fucking poofball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 I keep coming back from Aldi with shit that wasn't on my list. Smoked Bavarian ham, Waffen SS uniform, sink tidy. They're such cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 On 21/04/2017 at 2:05 PM, Roadkill said: Proof that I am better than all of you. You daft fucking cunt. 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: It seems that they don't regard 17 years old chavs as worth insuring. Neither do I. One of the FaceFuck comments... Quote Credit to all the marshalls and emergency services for doing an amazing job. Hmmm... stationary car? Flags? Yeah, big kudos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You daft fucking cunt. Sorry I can't hear you all the way up here on the moral high ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sorry I can't hear you all the way up here on the moral high ground. Where's that? Anywhere near Uranus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Sorry I can't hear you all the way up here on the moral high ground. stop shouting Killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: stop shouting Killer How the fuck did you get up here, Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: How the fuck did you get up here, Ratty? see that plinth next to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck did you get up here, Ratty? He floats, on a cloud of ethereal surrealism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: see that plinth next to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He floats, on a cloud of ethereal surrealism. My urethra's quite real thanks Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Yeah but then we wouldn't be able to point out their obvious stupidity when they inevitably crash. And there'd be even more people watching fucking poofball. I prefer watching the snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I prefer watching the snooker. Me too, I'm only watching BBC 2 and Eurosport for the next week, and praying that O'Sullivan manages to keep his head out of his arse for long enough to win it. That boring, ashen faced cunt Selby is turning the game into a festival of drudgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too, I'm only watching BBC 2 and Eurosport for the next week, and praying that O'Sullivan manages to keep his head out of his arse for long enough to win it. That boring, ashen faced cunt Selby is turning the game into a festival of drudgery. He will. Lost my favourite boy Ken and I don't think Ronnie will go on much longer, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: He will. Lost my favourite boy Ken and I don't think Ronnie will go on much longer, unfortunately. If he stopped fucking about with sports psychologists and hanging around with cunts like Damien Hirst, he'd be on top for at least another 5 years, when he puts his mind to it he's still 40% better than anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he stopped fucking about with sports psychologists and hanging around with cunts like Damien Hirst, he'd be on top for at least another 5 years, when he puts his mind to it he's still 40% better than anyone. Yeah, like most people, he's at his best when challenged. He definitely throws a few frames to make it interesting for himself. I reckon he's already bored of it and will chuck it soon. Bored but never boring, Steve Davis is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 23 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah, like most people, he's at his best when challenged. He definitely throws a few frames to make it interesting for himself. I reckon he's already bored of it and will chuck it soon. Bored but never boring, Steve Davis is a cunt. Has Ken Doherty retired now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has Ken Doherty retired now? Only ever see him commentating these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 I bet the disciples went round with the bucket whilst Jesus was talking to the crowd about some such or the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 24 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Only ever see him commentating these days. Same as Hendry, who was probably the best ever, didn't have O'Sullivans raw talent, but a better temperament. I love the way Doherty says 'Sean Morphy' when he's commentating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I bet the disciples went round with the bucket whilst Jesus was talking to the crowd about some such or the other Don't be silly Ratty! They were too busy considering lilies, you sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't be silly Ratty! They were too busy considering lilies, you sick bastard. Lilies? In the Holy Land? You mammoth thatchmonger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: Lilies? In the Holy Land? You mammoth thatchmonger Blessed are the cheese makers, for none shall inhibit their girth. Lesbican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too, I'm only watching BBC 2 and Eurosport for the next week, and praying that O'Sullivan manages to keep his head out of his arse for long enough to win it. That boring, ashen faced cunt Selby is turning the game into a festival of drudgery. Is the Chinaman Chin On-Cue playing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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