Roadkill Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Proof that I am better than all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Proof that I am better than all of you. I am sure he will be eternally grateful for the donation from somebody called Roadkill. You really havent thought this through have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I am sure he will be eternally grateful for the donation from somebody called Roadkill. You really havent thought this through have you? Hey, if the kid doesn't have a sense of humour then that's his problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 48 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I donated a guinea. Pig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hey, if the kid doesn't have a sense of humour then that's his problem. He's a sympathy Monger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's a sympathy Monger. In all fairness who would've expected motor sport to be dangerous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I am starting a crowd funding appeal for Tania Chikwature to continue doing car flips. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c2_1491864713&comments=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I just donated a quid to the welp so I can shame you all. You all fucking disgust me. Tibbs can chuck in his monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 He could always sell his shoe and trainer collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: He could always sell his shoe and trainer collection And shoot his girlfriend through the bathroom door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 My mate lost both his legs when he was a teenager,last week he got thrown out of a nightclub for arseing about Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 19 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't talk to me about call centres... I jotted down a number 'coz the centre was closed and spent three fucking days calling 0700 2300 and no cunt answered... I was livid. I went back to the poxy place and they were open at long last, anyway I went mental at the woman and showed her the fucking call centre number, to which she replied: " 0700 2300 are our opening hours" Lol? I just nearly had an accident reading that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 13 hours ago, Neil said: My mate lost both his legs when he was a teenager,last week he got thrown out of a nightclub for arseing about Fuck off You stupid, fat fucking sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Apparently his family were waiting outside theatre and asked "How long will he be?".."not quite as long as he was" said the nurse I'm ere all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently his family were waiting outside theatre and asked "How long will he be?".."not quite as long as he was" said the nurse I'm ere all week He'll be at least two feet smaller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: He'll be at least two feet smaller. Its three defeets (sic) for him then .. losing the race and losing both feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Apparently his family were waiting outside theatre and asked "How long will he be?".."not quite as long as he was" said the nurse I'm ere all week Its a shame for him really as their pet name for him was "twinkle toes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its a shame for him really as their pet name for him was "twinkle toes". Fuck him. The lucky little bastard will never again have to try and look grateful upon receiving socks for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 My uncle Harry had wooden legs,one day his timber cottage caught fire,the fire brigade were able to save his house but poor old uncle Harry was burnt to the ground. I'm ere all month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: My uncle Harry had wooden legs,one day his timber cottage caught fire,the fire brigade were able to save his house but poor old uncle Harry was burnt to the ground. I'm ere all month Appalling comment .. appallingly funny comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 A couple of years back I went to a 77th birthday party for a lady who had, had both her legs amputated above the knees .. she nearly fell out of her wheelchair when the other oldies with her sang their first song "Knees up Mother Brown". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 Anybody donating to this is a muggy cunt. That's what insurance is for!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Anybody donating to this is a muggy cunt. That's what insurance is for!!!! It seems that they don't regard 17 years old chavs as worth insuring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Anybody donating to this is a muggy cunt. That's what insurance is for!!!! Even if we do it ironically? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 16 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: It seems that they don't regard 17 years old chavs as worth insuring. Or the car. Bet it didn't even have a half decent radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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