Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Call me old fashioned, but in this topsy-turvy country of ours (which in the main) is based upon good Christian values, isn’t it high-time that we dressed it up a bit by trashing the old, and in with the new? Coveting thy neighbours Ox, may have been a big deal when Jack begat Eyes-higher, but if this country wants to be taken more seriously in the wider-world, then surely we should address our commandments. AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 11. Thou shalt not be a cunt. Epic fail you mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1. Thou shall get a fucking job and support thy self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9. Thou shall rinse out thine yoghurt cartons before placing them in the recycling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 10. Thou shalt ridicule punkape regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: 10. Thou shalt ridicule punkape regularly. 23. Thou shalt be nice to the French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2. Thou shalt mind thine own fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: 11. Thou shalt not be a cunt. Epic fail you mong. I have never in my wildest of dreams ever thought you could be so hilariously funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 6. Thou shalt not covert thy brothers arse hole, or play golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Thou shall stone to death false prophets with golf clubs and a penchant for faggotry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Thou shall stone to death false prophets with golf clubs and a penchant for faggotry! What a waste of good hard core. Just gas the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: What a waste of good hard core. Just gas the cunts. A good gassing is effective, but it lacks that satisfying thud when the stone strikes the human skull. When the eyes glass over and the body goes limp and becomes defenceless against the numerous stones to follow. Then the visible skin tone change from lively pink to slightly off blue as rigor mortis sets in. I want to see the entire production. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: A good gassing is effective, but it lacks that satisfying thud when the stone strikes the human skull. When the eyes glass over and the body goes limp and becomes defenceless against the numerous stones to follow. Then the visible skin tone change from lively pink to slightly off blue as rigor mortis sets in. I want to see the entire production. Stone the crows, sounds rather like Punkers, whilst he's being fisted . He'll be wanting euthanasia if You sentence him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 That's ten too fucking many. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Well lock the thread from further contribution like that lily livered, lightweight prick of a colleague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Thou shalt fuck the fuck off, you fucking stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 What about none commandments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 I bought a cloning kit from Maplin earlier today .. I am pleased to say that there now 53 exact replicas of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I bought a cloning kit from Maplin earlier today .. I am pleased to say that there now 53 exact replicas of me. actually, there are 54, not including myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: actually, there are 54, not including myself. There are 87 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 " Thou shalt not lie with another civil partner when infected with AIDS or HIV." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: " Thou shalt not lie with another civil partner when infected with AIDS or HIV." Is that what he told you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Is that what he told you? No it's common sense, courtesy and moral imperative. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: No it's common sense, courtesy and moral imperative. Fuck off. Common sense does not belong on here. You, above all others, must surely know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: A good gassing is effective, but it lacks that satisfying thud when the stone strikes the human skull. When the eyes glass over and the body goes limp and becomes defenceless against the numerous stones to follow. Then the visible skin tone change from lively pink to slightly off blue as rigor mortis sets in. I want to see the entire production. If you want a guide to public stoning, look no further than 'The Life Of Brian', half a dozen blokes carry over a half ton boulder and just drop it on the cunt, a voice in the background 'good shot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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