Mrs Roops Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: My previous comment obviously affected you more than I had anticipated. I have to say I'm not surprised. I'm glad I wind you up. It's really not all too difficult. Anyone would think I'll be exploiting your obvious inferiority complex before too long! You know – the one which makes you feel the need to continually exhibit the unnecessary high opinion you have of yourself. What is this, Cliché Central? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: My previous comment obviously affected you more than I had anticipated. I have to say I'm not surprised. I'm glad I wind you up. It's really not all too difficult. Anyone would think I'll be exploiting your obvious inferiority complex before too long! You know – the one which makes you feel the need to continually exhibit the unnecessary high opinion you have of yourself. 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, the problem with that is we can all read, so no, you haven't. Instead of pulling meaningless insults out of the air, dazzle us all with reasoned argument and advocacy in future. You were both getting on my nerves so I looked up "cock slap" on google so I could have a funny picture to post under my comment when I told both of you to shut up before I cock slapped the pair of you. Now I'm traumatized. I hope you're both happy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: You were both getting on my nerves so I looked up "cock slap" on google so I could have a funny picture to post under my comment when I told both of you to shut up before I cock slapped the pair of you. Now I'm traumatized. I hope you're both happy. Don't worry Killer, it's not the first time. It's all been said before and will all be said again. Can everybody be wrong or are they all right? Are we alone in the universe or are there alien cunts out there? These are the questions we want answers too Killer. Answers I tell you, FUCKING ANSWERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Don't worry Killer, it's not the first time. It's all been said before and will all be said again. Can everybody be wrong or are they all right? Are we alone in the universe or are there alien cunts out there? These are the questions we want answers too Killer. Answers I tell you, FUCKING ANSWERS. 42 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 42 Ah ok. Thanks Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 On 21/04/2017 at 0:40 PM, The Lady Penelope said: Wolfie like Gape is losing it .. his marbles dropped off last week too. For this reason, if you are correct, I'll soon be starting a nom about the colour, consistency and frequency of my shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: For this reason, if you are correct, I'll soon be starting a nom about the colour, consistency and frequency of my shit. It will only be repeat bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: It will only be repeat bollocks. I'm not surprised Pen has few other things to talk about. I could start a nom about having sex, but I strongly suspect a 20-year dry spell would render the old bag's contribution useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm not surprised Pen has few other things to talk about. I could start a nom about having sex, but I strongly suspect a 20-year dry spell would render the old bag's contribution useless. Good morning Master Lupo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Good morning Master Lupo Morning Pen! I won't keep you too long, as I'm aware most care homes have limited bandwidth and allow residents restricted online usage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm not surprised Pen has few other things to talk about. I could start a nom about having sex, but I strongly suspect a 20-year dry spell would render the old bag's contribution useless. Don't be so sure, she gets fucked on here several times a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Morning Pen! I won't keep you too long, as I'm aware most care homes have limited bandwidth and allow residents restricted online usage. Funny you should mention that .. the attendant has just walked in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Funny you should mention that .. the attendant has just walked in! Colostomy bag needs changing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Colostomy bag needs changing? Do they still have those, I would have thought the long term patients/inmates would all be plumbed into a giant septic tank which is emptied once a month by a private contractor, allowing the NHS to make a few more nurses redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do they still have those, I would have thought the long term patients/inmates would all be plumbed into a giant septic tank which is emptied once a month by a private contractor, allowing the NHS to make a few more nurses redundant. We're getting more nurses in soon. They'll be graduating from the Beverly Allitt School of Nursing (BASON). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: We're getting more nurses in soon. They'll be graduating from the Beverly Allitt School of Nursing (BASON). Oh I've heard of that, the student training is overseen by that nice Dr Shipman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Oh I've heard of that, the student training is overseen by that nice Dr Shipman. He had some interesting thoughts on geriatric care did Doc Shitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He had some interesting thoughts on geriatric care did Doc Shitman And 99% of his elderly patients thought he was a "lovely man", the silly old fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 On 22/04/2017 at 9:50 AM, Mrs Roops said: What is this, Cliché Central? I once stayed in Cliché. Nice little place. On a clear day you can see the white cliffs of Dover...no matter which direction you look in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Colostomy bag needs changing? .... No, he's about to steal her WW1 medals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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