Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Oh I get it, you're a music lover eh? That's why you need fucking massive headphones to listen to music off your phone? Cunt. This fucking twat. I like music, but most of it is just pointless bleeps and bloops about shagging. Lets face it. There is a time and a place for listening to it, and that isn't while you are cutting about in public. Talking to some cunt like this wifey here and you never know when she's just going to slip those big retarded headphones on and start listening to shitty shitty music. Stupid, pointless music. And by having those stupid big headphones she's driving home the message that her pointless bleeps and bloops are superior to the bleeps and bloops you like listening to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Worn by the same kind of cunts who think it's cool to have the tongues of their trainers hanging out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, deebom said: Worn by the same kind of cunts who think it's cool to have the tongues of their trainers hanging out... Oh shit, I better get changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 What sort of cunt could trump the inscrutable Japs at their own game? This sort of cunt, that's who. If he's not actually listening to Death Cab For Cutie, it'll be some similar sort of shit, guaranteed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 35 minutes ago, deebom said: Worn by the same kind of cunts who think it's cool to have the tongues of their trainers hanging out... Have you just got up in time to see your dealer ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What sort of cunt could trump the inscrutable Japs at their own game? This sort of cunt, that's who. If he's not actually listening to Death Cab For Cutie, it'll be some similar sort of shit, guaranteed. Fucking ginger monstrosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 It's not just about the size, what about the stupid cunts who pay £100+ for a pair of fucking headphones. I use poundshop ones and I get about 80-85% of the enjoyment from these compared to Beats Audio bins so what's the fucking point. Manuel and his music of the mountains never sounded so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What sort of cunt could trump the inscrutable Japs at their own game? This sort of cunt, that's who. If he's not actually listening to Death Cab For Cutie, it'll be some similar sort of shit, guaranteed. This ridiculous fool should be forced to listen to every Slayer album back to back for a whole year. I see this as the only way to cure him of is obvious twatish homo ways. Bet he's wearing skinny jean 'an all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This ridiculous fool should be forced to listen to every Slayer album back to back for a whole year. I see this as the only way to cure him of is obvious twatish homo ways. Bet he's wearing skinny jean 'an all He should be held over a fire to burn that disgusting ginger mane off of his face!!! The pus from the burns can serve as lube to shove his head up Punky's arse, using the momentum to send both over a high cliff into jagged rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stonk Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Fucksake, his type makes me ill. He'll have some sort of sickening hipster shoes on too. This pasty-faced fucking ginger Gandalf headphones cunt and that fat fucking car crash monstrosity from the other thread should be forced to have sex until his pretentious head pops and she vomits into his empty dead eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He should be held over a fire to burn that disgusting ginger mane off of his face!!! The pus from the burns can serve as lube to shove his head up Punky's arse, using the momentum to send both over a high cliff into jagged rocks! I think that'll do it, dermot oleary could present and sat night itv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 There's a cunt round here with massive £100+ headphones... plugged into one of those shitty fake walkman TAPE players. Yes a tape deck, and a crap version, with £100 phones.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: There's a cunt round here with massive £100+ headphones... plugged into one of those shitty fake walkman TAPE players. Yes a tape deck, and a crap version, with £100 phones.... Do the locals think it's some kind of witchcraft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What sort of cunt could trump the inscrutable Japs at their own game? This sort of cunt, that's who. If he's not actually listening to Death Cab For Cutie, it'll be some similar sort of shit, guaranteed. Why is he wearing a certain person's minge beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Why is he wearing a certain person's minge beard? I thought he had shaved your back and bought some extra strong glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 I've got massive bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 The cunt should be ashamed of himself. I mean as if it's not bad enough for him to be a fucking ginger cunt, but to advertise it with a stupid lumberjack beard is perverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I've got massive bollocks. Sssh,you'll wake Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I had a set of those Bob Marley cans, they were alright but they stunk of piss. All to do with them being eco friendly made out of recycled crap off a Jamaican land fill site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 8:14 PM, cuntspotter said: I've got massive bollocks. You mis-spelt "I am" On 20/04/2017 at 9:47 AM, Eddie said: Do the locals think it's some kind of witchcraft? No, but he thinks he's listening to Om from Pluto on them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 On 19 April 2017 at 8:52 PM, Cuntybaws said: What sort of cunt could trump the inscrutable Japs at their own game? This sort of cunt, that's who. If he's not actually listening to Death Cab For Cutie, it'll be some similar sort of shit, guaranteed. It's out in daylight. The Daywalkers are the worst type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 19/04/2017 at 8:06 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Oh I get it, you're a music lover eh? That's why you need fucking massive headphones to listen to music off your phone? Cunt. This fucking twat. I like music, but most of it is just pointless bleeps and bloops about shagging. Lets face it. There is a time and a place for listening to it, and that isn't while you are cutting about in public. Talking to some cunt like this wifey here and you never know when she's just going to slip those big retarded headphones on and start listening to shitty shitty music. Stupid, pointless music. And by having those stupid big headphones she's driving home the message that her pointless bleeps and bloops are superior to the bleeps and bloops you like listening to. Isn't it usually those black cunt footballist types who wear these head sets and ignore all their team mates every week then wonder why the team is playing like a fuckin load of misfit strangers even though they are all on £150,000 a week. I find this use of technology utterly fucking anti social. Anyone who uses this shit in my presence gets them lifted off and asked.... "are you with us today?" Fucking moronic self absorbed cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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