Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well, if that don't take your camel, then you must be up the Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Camel Toes Kids....isn't that the Ethiopian girl band that got two million quid of the foreign aid budget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 21 hours ago, Ape said: Or even worse, they thought you said "fancy hitting the spack" and then proceeded to cave your silly head in, Ratters? you discuss me Apely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I may get myself a few of these as toast racks for xmas gifts. Do they only supply the CTC 0069-666 single-slit model, or can order a six-flapped deluxe? It's a good question. With the impressive advancements made in latex prosthetics of the female genitalia in the last decade or so, you'd think they'd have extra long flap designs available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's a good question. With the impressive advancements made in latex prosthetics of the female genitalia in the last decade or so, you'd think they'd have extra long flap designs available. ... and had gone horizontal perhaps? 'twould be fun listening to them slide down a banister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ... and had gone horizontal perhaps? 'twould be fun listening to them slide down a banister. It should be considered false advertising. Imagine some poor bloke seeing a bird on full display, only to get her out of her tight pants to discover a pair of old gran knickers with one of these over them. Talk about a mood killer. A wasted ruphie and precious time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: It should be considered false advertising. Imagine some poor bloke seeing a bird on full display, only to get her out of her tight pants to discover a pair of old gran knickers with one of these over them. Talk about a mood killer. A wasted ruphie and precious time! Oi... Have you been fucking my wife? CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Oi... Have you been fucking my wife? CUNT! Slander me no more, sir! Provide evidence!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Slander me no more, sir! Provide evidence!! Well, you're wearing my socks for one thing, and besides the Mrs told me all about 'that little problem' of yours. It could only be you. See you in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 On 4/19/2017 at 10:48 PM, ratcum said: I wonder if Pete burns I should think melted is more apt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's a good question. With the impressive advancements made in latex prosthetics of the female genitalia in the last decade or so, you'd think they'd have extra long flap designs available. Make sure you sue the fuckers for copyright infringement when they bring one out and call it 'The Wizardsleeve Extra'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 14 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, if that don't take your camel, then you must be up the Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 On 19/04/2017 at 10:15 PM, Stubby Pecker said: My god. I hope she wipes properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 On 19/04/2017 at 6:43 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I imagine you can achieve the same effect by stuffing a couple of Weetabix in your gusset, girls. Couple of shredded wheat is much better. More defined. Er.....So some woman I overheard in Costa coffee say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Couple of shredded wheat is much better. More defined. Er.....So some woman I overheard in Costa coffee say. And probably more absorbant if there is any fluid leakage during the 28 days. But won't they look though you comb your public hair? Who the fuck combs their public hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 All Bran is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I don't mind the Vorderman cunt. She seems homely and wholesome enough, but it's a pity her fanny's shaped a Raleigh Chopper saddle. The thigh-gap's there, but she looks like she's participated in a prolonged fisting session with Kenny Everett's Brother Lee Love. Here's one for the ladies. Admit it, girls...you're getting a bit moist, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 The correct way to display ones camel toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The correct way to display ones camel toe Good morning ! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The correct way to display ones camel toe Is this wrong then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Rev said: Is this wrong then? Looks like Oprah Winfreys' Yo-Yo diet has reached the top of its string again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Rev said: Is this wrong then? Good god almighty, you could loose your head up there. This picture is now punkers wank fantasy of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good god almighty, you could loose your head up there. This picture is now punkers wank fantasy of all time. You're the sicko who re-posted it....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 On 19/04/2017 at 6:52 PM, Punkape said: These bizarre "undergarments" will no doubt be a boon to the transbender community once they have tied all their tackle in or had it removed........ Perhaps Manky could tell us if they are being worn on Canal St yet ? lol. Yes you are wearing them after doing a "tuck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're the sicko who re-posted it....... And you're a sicko who sucks of burly dock workers, 10 at a time, for a fiver followed by a spit fisting, no lube, from your sadistic Nigerian pimps. Does your depravity know no end? Who knows what you're capable of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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