Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Let's face it, but your average Naturist is a cunt. It is one thing going topless on a sightseeing bus, but Naturists will even do their shopping without wearing a stich, save for their scars. Dangling their bulks & bits as they trolley their food from one counter to another, whilst handling foodstuffs for some other cunt to eat. I can hardly imagine what it must be like at one of their naturist sites. Ok, I tend to get stoned when my Mrs strips off on the beach, but then again I get stoned by the locals. Naturists should suffer the same fate. Pebble the bastards from coast to coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stonk Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Except David Attenborough - he's alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Let's face it, but your average Naturist is a cunt. It is one thing going topless on a sightseeing bus, but Naturists will even do their shopping without wearing a stich, save for their scars. Dangling their bulks & bits as they trolley their food from one counter to another, whilst handling foodstuffs for some other cunt to eat. I can hardly imagine what it must be like at one of their naturist sites. Ok, I tend to get stoned when my Mrs strips off on the beach, but then again I get stoned by the locals. Naturists should suffer the same fate. Pebble the bastards from coast to coast. If you've got it flaunt it, if you ain't fucking put it away. Most of this lot are either dirty old pervs or great swamp beasts with ridiculously hairy growlers. Less is more when it comes to fit birds; showing just enough is the key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Punkape got thrown out of a naturist camp for wandering around with a permanent hard on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you've got it flaunt it, if you ain't fucking put it away. Most of this lot are either dirty old pervs or great swamp beasts with ridiculously hairy growlers. Less is more when it comes to fit birds; showing just enough is the key "Fit birds" You're such a peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 14 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Let's face it, but your average Naturist is a cunt. It is one thing going topless on a sightseeing bus, but Naturists will even do their shopping without wearing a stich, save for their scars. Dangling their bulks & bits as they trolley their food from one counter to another, whilst handling foodstuffs for some other cunt to eat. I can hardly imagine what it must be like at one of their naturist sites. Ok, I tend to get stoned when my Mrs strips off on the beach, but then again I get stoned by the locals. Naturists should suffer the same fate. Pebble the bastards from coast to coast. Punkers wont like that pic, there's a woman in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Punkers wont like that pic, there's a woman in it. Hee...Hee. You're an oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Hee...Hee. You're an oik. And you're a queer. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: And you're a queer. Lol Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Punkers wont like that pic, there's a woman in it. 'less I be mistaken, they're all a bunch of fucking old women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 19 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Let's face it, but your average Naturist is a cunt. It is one thing going topless on a sightseeing bus, but Naturists will even do their shopping without wearing a stich, save for their scars. Dangling their bulks & bits as they trolley their food from one counter to another, whilst handling foodstuffs for some other cunt to eat. I can hardly imagine what it must be like at one of their naturist sites. Ok, I tend to get stoned when my Mrs strips off on the beach, but then again I get stoned by the locals. Naturists should suffer the same fate. Pebble the bastards from coast to coast. 1 woman, not that fit, 20 blokes, all wierd, either fugly failed hippies, baldies, geeks or gingas. You see a better mix on the beach at Scarborough on a Mad Monday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 37 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: 1 woman, not that fit, 20 blokes, all wierd, either fugly failed hippies, baldies, geeks or gingas. You see a better mix on the beach at Scarborough on a Mad Monday! Thank fuck its not Easter Friday then, eh! The pic was the only one that I could get to load-down on here, but some of the supermarket pics where these odd-folk naturists frequent, are fucking deplorable, and if the supermarkets don't lose there Health & Safety licences, then lets all go Halal and be done with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Let's face it, but your average Naturist is a cunt. It is one thing going topless on a sightseeing bus, but Naturists will even do their shopping without wearing a stich, save for their scars. Dangling their bulks & bits as they trolley their food from one counter to another, whilst handling foodstuffs for some other cunt to eat. I can hardly imagine what it must be like at one of their naturist sites. Ok, I tend to get stoned when my Mrs strips off on the beach, but then again I get stoned by the locals. Naturists should suffer the same fate. Pebble the bastards from coast to coast. Particularly odd, are the plain clothed cops doing an undercover job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Fuck I was hungry until I saw this. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck I was hungry until I saw this. Fucking hell. Hope you don't find a hair in your egg n chips....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 At least the 'man' on the photo's right has grown a mullet, to divert attention from his little cock. It works for you, right, Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Hope you don't find a hair in your egg n chips....... Thank you! I have prepared a vindaloo chicken from scratch (yes I can cook, the wife is useless) and my face is melting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: At least the 'man' on the photo's right has grown a mullet, to divert attention from his little cock. It works for you, right, Punkers? The bloke with the mullet has spied Punkers, standing on his own by the "Unpopular" section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The bloke with the mullet has spied Punkers, standing on his own by the "Unpopular" section. I suspect it's the Faux-posh–Rusty Range Rover–Shit Grammar–Arse Bandit–Troll section. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thank you! I have prepared a vindaloo chicken from scratch (yes I can cook, the wife is useless) and my face is melting. Sounds ace, Alfie. Which chillies did you opt for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Sounds ace, Alfie. Which chillies did you opt for? He gets 'em from Boy George's Reptile Supplies... Korma Chameleons, in Soho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Sounds ace, Alfie. Which chillies did you opt for? I used a large ghost pepper (bhut jolokia I think that is how you spell it, thrown the packet away now) for heat and some red bird eyes for flavour, not authentic but I have used mustard oil and the other usual suspects. Not a cooking site so enough said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I used a large ghost pepper (bhut jolokia I think that is how you spell it, thrown the packet away now) for heat and some red bird eyes for flavour, not authentic but I have used mustard oil and the other usual suspects. Not a cooking site so enough said. ... a dash of vinegar doesn't go amiss in a Vindaloo. Spuds though are a must have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I used a large ghost pepper (bhut jolokia I think that is how you spell it, thrown the packet away now) for heat and some red bird eyes for flavour, not authentic but I have used mustard oil and the other usual suspects. Not a cooking site so enough said. I'll leave it at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I'll leave it at this. You wouldn't wanna rim her come Sunday 27th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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