Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: She must have heard you coming, what with you fucking her in the ear and all that, however I digress... 5 times you say? Are you certain she wasn't laid back upon a bed of nails? She did like it in the ear 'an all and it worries me how you know this. All I can hope for is that I got there before you and pray I remembered to double bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: She did like it in the ear 'an all and it worries me how you know this. All I can hope for is that I got there before you and pray I remembered to double bag As I fondly recall, I double bagged her myself and buried her in the garden with your others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 54 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its a shame that no other photographs survive of your formative years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 8:57 PM, Rick_B said: I don't like horses, they're dangerous animals. I don't understand their mindset, why would such a fast and powerful animal be so neurotic and skittish. It takes almost nothing to spook them. Perhaps decades of being consumed for food has brought about such skittishness – and the ability to run quickly. As with people, the ones from France are the most neurotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Perhaps decades of being consumed for food has brought about such skittishness – and the ability to run quickly. As with people, the ones from France are the most neurotic. .. and the most tastiest too... I'm rather partial myself to hors d'oeuvre en croute, washed down with cough stirrup, of course. Fruits de la Mare is also a good standby on special occasions such as Epsom Derby day for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 40 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: .. and the most tastiest too... I'm rather partial myself to hors d'oeuvre en croute, washed down with cough stirrup, of course. Fruits de la Mare is also a good standby on special occasions such as Epsom Derby day for example. All the ones they have to shoot on grand national day get served Bradley wiggins as a way to beat the drugs test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 8:57 PM, Rick_B said: I don't like horses, they're dangerous animals. I don't understand their mindset, why would such a fast and powerful animal be so neurotic and skittish. It takes almost nothing to spook them. Horses aren't neurotic. They are spooked when complete arseholes get near them. I've ridden them bareback and they are easy going animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: All the ones they have to shoot on grand national day get served Bradley wiggins as a way to beat the drugs test Piggott, is a Cunt. So is everybody else in Leicester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Horses aren't neurotic. They are spooked when complete arseholes get near them. I've ridden them bareback and they are easy going animals. Look what you've just done! All this talk about bareback, will only bring Punkers back out of his closet. Think woman, Think! For crying out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Look what you've just done! All this talk about bareback, will only bring Punkers back out of his closet. Think woman, Think! For crying out loud. Lucky I didn't say naked as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lucky I didn't say naked as well Are you going to Appleby horse fair to get laid again this year ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Horses aren't neurotic. They are spooked when complete arseholes get near them. I've ridden them bareback and they are easy going animals. Racehorses are neurotic, it's bred into the fuckers. I hate horses, fucking hate them, but I seem to have lived/worked around them most of my life. Fuck knows what I did in a previous life to deserve this... 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Are you going to Appleby horse fair to get laid again this year ? Just cos you are partial to a big palomino cock doesn't mean everyone else is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 37 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Racehorses are neurotic, it's bred into the fuckers. I hate horses, fucking hate them, but I seem to have lived/worked around them most of my life. Fuck knows what I did in a previous life to deserve this... Horses or Osses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Are you going to Appleby horse fair to get laid again this year ? I think that your mother laid you as an egg and sat on you for nine months until you hatched Punker's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Horses aren't neurotic. They are spooked when complete arseholes get near them. I've ridden them bareback and they are easy going animals. I'm sure there's plenty of punters here who'd want to go bare back with you gypo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Look what you've just done! All this talk about bareback, will only bring Punkers back out of his closet. Think woman, Think! For crying out loud. Don't be silly, she's got a fanny! He'd insist on a false beard, stick on pubes on the ringer or maybe get her to strap on the plastic instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure there's plenty of punters here who'd want to go bare back with you gypo... Reported for blatant sexual innuendo. Cheeky boy tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for blatant sexual innuendo. Cheeky boy tee hee Tee hee, I hope you're blushing as much as me, you little minx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Horses or Osses? Ausies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure there's plenty of punters here who'd want to go bare back with you gypo... You're in for a fabulous ride should she also show you her runes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure there's plenty of punters here who'd want to go bare back with you gypo... I was going to do something about bareback, but I pulled out at the last minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I was going to do something about bareback, but I pulled out at the last minute... Like a true Yorkshire-ist, never the generous type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Like a true Yorkshire-ist, never the generous type Fuck off, I'd definately give her some Yorkshire beef...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 6 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I think that your mother laid you as an egg and sat on you for nine months until you hatched Punker's. Reported. Family abuse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Like a true Yorkshire-ist, never the generous type I'd wager Punkers, never uses a cover. Less of course its the cling-film from his chunk of Stilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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