Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Horses are for school dinners and are not for prancing about on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 The comfort woman on the dancing stew is nice Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 31 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Horses are for school dinners and are not for prancing about on. Fucking hell, sorry outta likes. And the only reason why I was giving it a like, is because when I stopped pissing myself laughing, I cannot fathom where the hell you pulled the thought for this nom out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: The comfort woman on the dancing stew is nice Panzerknacker The 'orse has got her legs off to a "T" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Cross dressage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Cross dressage. That'll be Punkers, at his Donkey Derby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: That'll be Punkers, at his Donkey Derby You beat me too it. I was about to edit my post as I realised he would get a bit excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: You beat me too it. I was about to edit my post as I realised he would get a bit excited. .... he's always busy with taming an Ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 ... upon seeing this somewhat delightful image, I was reminded of my own extended trot, of a 3hr crap this very morning. up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Fucking hell, sorry outta likes. And the only reason why I was giving it a like, is because when I stopped pissing myself laughing, I cannot fathom where the hell you pulled the thought for this nom out of. There is but only one way to ensure that your quadrille team ride their mounts in perfect synchrony, and that is to shoot all but one of the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: There is but only one way to ensure that your quadrille team ride their mounts in perfect synchrony, and that is to shoot all but one of the fuckers. Thats 2 likes i owe u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Fucking hell, sorry outta likes. And the only reason why I was giving it a like, is because when I stopped pissing myself laughing, I cannot fathom where the hell you pulled the thought for this nom out of. He pulled it out of the little brown bottle marked 'Analgesics, keep out of reach of children' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I fucking hate horses; never liked the cunts. They're one of the biggest arseholes of the animal world, just behind that fucking pot-ugly lesbian mandrill Nicola Commie Bastard Mutant Sturgeon cunt. Nobody who's not a screaming homosexualist really gives a flying shit about the bastards. The sooner the poofs' favourite four-legged wankers are marinaded in a piping hot gravy and wrapped in a tasty crispy pancake, the better. Fuck off. Peter Schaffer was a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rev said: I fucking hate horses; never liked the cunts. They're one of the biggest arseholes of the animal world, just behind that fucking pot-ugly lesbian mandrill Nicola Commie Bastard Mutant Sturgeon cunt. Nobody who's not a screaming homosexualist really gives a flying shit about the bastards. The sooner the poofs' favourite four-legged wankers are marinaded in a piping hot gravy and wrapped in a tasty crispy pancake, the better. Fuck off. Peter Schaffer was a cunt. Never liked the cunts, either. Got bit by one as a kid at some farm in Yorkshire for no fucking reason. Cunt just walked over to me and bit me arm when I was pointing something out to me mam. It was on the forearm, too so it didn't think I had food in my hand, it was literally just being a cunt to the short Geordie kid with a bowl cut. Like I didn't have enough fucking problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Never liked the cunts, either. Got bit by one as a kid at some farm in Yorkshire for no fucking reason. Cunt just walked over to me and bit me arm when I was pointing something out to me mam. It was on the forearm, too so it didn't think I had food in my hand, it was literally just being a cunt to the short Geordie kid with a bowl cut. Like I didn't have enough fucking problems. I mounted one(?) in a field when I was pissed and the cunt shot off like a rocket. Woke up in Crawley Hospital with a broken arm... Hated Cider ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Horses are for school dinners and are not for prancing about on. My ex girlfriend was into this bollocks so I've spent many an hour freezing my cock off watching this prancing shite. She was however, an amazing fuck, shame she turned out be literally mental. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I suppose mounting horses develops that healthy and apparently all-important thigh gap for the ladies; although I suspect a few have completely misunderstood this concept and gone on to contract some pretty fucking serious doses of non-species-specific brucellosis while trying to wrap their ankles around the base of the tail after allowing the horse to mount them. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I don't like horses, they're dangerous animals. I don't understand their mindset, why would such a fast and powerful animal be so neurotic and skittish. It takes almost nothing to spook them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: My ex girlfriend was into this bollocks so I've spent many an hour freezing my cock off watching this prancing shite. She was however, an amazing fuck, shame she turned out be literally mental. Would you say that it was a stable relationship? I mean what was she like on the saddle with a bit in her mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 All of my Polo ponies, drowned in the deep-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: All of my Polo ponies, drowned in the deep-end. Was that because they had holes in their middles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Would you say that it was a stable relationship? I mean what was she like on the saddle with a bit in her mouth? Atrocious. Crap on the blow jobs but came at will when on top, at least 5 times a session, didn't have to do fuck all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Atrocious. Crap on the blow jobs but came at will when on top, at least 5 times a session, didn't have to do fuck all She must have heard you coming, what with you fucking her in the ear and all that, however I digress... 5 times you say? Are you certain she wasn't laid back upon a bed of nails? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 My knowledge of dressage extends as far as knowing that Roy Kinnear fucked it up back in 1988 and cost the British team the Gold medal in the 3 day eventing at the Seoul Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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