Guest Snatch Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I don't like the way Roops has been acting lately. It's all mad cackling and flashing lights from the cooler these days... What is she doing with the bodies of Decs, Frank and Quincy? Punkape is his usual self but Bubba has been extremely silent, almost like he's traumatized. What on earth went on in there... Do we even want to know? There is hardly anyone who gives a flying fuck about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 51 minutes ago, Neil said: Special KKK Sugar Poofs. 'Tell 'em about the bummy Mummy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The way this is going Roops et al will be sent into meltdown when they get up in a few hours time Rick must have already seen the comments, as he'll undoubtedly still be up and partying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: What sort of milk do you put on them.....full fat, semi-skimmed or coondensed milk? Reported. For misuse of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 I prefer breakfast in bed... The wife gets the right hump once I get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sugar Poofs. 'Tell 'em about the bummy Mummy'. Am disappointed with you, for not coming-up with Kellogg's Spacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 My neighbour breeds Pomiranians. Dresses the fuckers-up in burko's & nail bombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Fuck me, there I am posting a serious nom about near middle eastern despotic politics and we get this pile of crud. What the motherfucking fuck is this pile of shit? If you didn't have fingers like a flid and the brain of a mong, you would have worked out how to tear open some flimsy paper packaging you utter fuckwit. Sort yourself out you stifling cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck me, there I am posting a serious nom about near middle eastern despotic politics and we get this pile of crud. What the motherfucking fuck is this pile of shit? If you didn't have fingers like a flid and the brain of a mong, you would have worked out how to tear open some flimsy paper packaging you utter fuckwit. Sort yourself out you stifling cretin. He bones kippers for breakfast, that's why the cunt stonks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Am disappointed with you, for not coming-up with Kellogg's Spacks. That is shit, Spack Crackle and Pop is much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 31 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Reported. For misuse of milk. Spacktose intolerant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stonk Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck me, there I am posting a serious nom about near middle eastern despotic politics and we get this pile of crud. What the motherfucking fuck is this pile of shit? If you didn't have fingers like a flid and the brain of a mong, you would have worked out how to tear open some flimsy paper packaging you utter fuckwit. Sort yourself out you stifling cretin. And yet, in half the time, this topic has 4 times as many posts and 7 times as many views as your dreary Turkish drivel. Half of the lowest common denominators on here don't know what you're on about, and half of the rest don't give a shitting fuck. The crowd wants cunty breakfast cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stonk said: And yet, in half the time, this topic has 4 times as many posts and 7 times as many views as your dreary Turkish drivel. Half of the lowest common denominators on here don't know what you're on about, and half of the rest don't give a shitting fuck. The crowd wants cunty breakfast cereal. The crowd want bread and circuses, preferably with a side of flid jokes and shitty puns. Which is a shame, because @Alfie Noakes nomination was a delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 35 minutes ago, Stonk said: And yet, in half the time, this topic has 4 times as many posts and 7 times as many views as your dreary Turkish drivel. Half of the lowest common denominators on here don't know what you're on about, and half of the rest don't give a shitting fuck. The crowd wants cunty breakfast cereal. You are still an absolute drooling flid if you cannot open weetabix without your carer present. I don't do this for fame or likes and if you do you are a sadder individual than you already come across as. Oh and I should also add fuck off frank just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The crowd want bread and circuses, preferably with a side of flid jokes and shitty puns. Which is a shame, because @Alfie Noakes nomination was a delight. I see what you did there, very drole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Me thinks he's having one of his Mortar Stonks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The crowd want bread and circuses, preferably with a side of flid jokes and shitty puns. Which is a shame, because @Alfie Noakes nomination was a delight. Indeed it was and still is quite delightful... In view of his obvious inadequacy to locate itself a befitting avatar more akin to his/her needs (as you well know I always like to give a helping hand to a newbie - laugh) what do'ya reckon Baswey me ol' mucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Neil said: If you cut the curved ends off it makes great toy hay bales for lego figures If you paint two black, stick them to a football and paint a face on the ball it makes a great ephigy of Simon Cowell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: If you paint two black, stick them to a football and paint a face on the ball it makes a great ephigy of Simon Cowell The Welsh use them as a Tampax standby, as by all accounts they have a good absorption rating and help to retain loss of heat whilst lambing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Meanwhile in Trump City, North Korea launches its attack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Stonk said: Male. Receding hairline. Dressing gown. Kitchen. Weetabix crumbs at feet. Check. Violent death? I don't think so. Do I sound unhinged? Mmm. I have a microwave frozen curry lined up for lunch. That should be easy. I can't wait. I bet it won't. Ping!!!! You'll open the door, pull out the piping hot curry. You'll try and peel back the plastic. It ain't moving. You stab a knife into the plastic, boiling hot curry spurts up into your face. You yell "fuuuuuck cuuuunt" you splash cold water onto your face before tossing the offending package into the bin and decide to make a cheese sarnie instead. PS: welcome to the corner Mr Weetabix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Neegrios. Racist crispies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Am disappointed with you, for not coming-up with Kellogg's Spacks. Mong flakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Racist crispies Spacks Porridge Oats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Spacks Porridge Oats Readyspack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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