Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: lol... one of the funniest things I've seen this week, right up there with that cat splattered across the road by that tractor... You're welcome and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're welcome and fuck off. I'm not sure you quite understand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Catholicism helps stabilise peoples lives providing moral and spiritual guidance and giving community cohesion and well-being. The drinking of wines is also encouraged as seen in Jesus's parable of the marriage feast at Canaan. Fuck off. It's a lucky coincidence that you've embraced a religion where anal sex is considered acceptable. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: It's a lucky coincidence that you've embraced a religion where anal sex is considered acceptable. Lol. Fuck off. Lol. It isn't. cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: It's a lucky coincidence that you've embraced a religion where anal sex is considered acceptable. Lol. Fuck off. Compulsory, especially if you're a choir boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Isn't it part of Turkish culture that the blokes have to fuck kids to further their ascent into adulthood, or something? As long as Aftab makes my chicken tikka kebabs with yogurt naans, I couldn't give a flying shit what the greasy cunt does in his spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Do these Turkish fellows have goats milk on their Weetabix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 9 hours ago, Rick_B said: Oh do piss off! Really? Forbidding the use of condoms helps stop the spread of HIV/AIDs does it? I sometimes wonder what planet you are on. Your 7 years out of date. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/8148944/The-Pope-drops-Catholic-ban-on-condoms-in-historic-shift.html 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I would also remind you that the main purpose of sex is for procreation and should take place within the bounds of marriage between a man and a woman. Shagging alter boys is ok though "for procreation". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Anyway condoms are notoriously unreliable. Like your choice of imaginary car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: As one dedicated but realistic priest said to a member of his congregation....... "if your absolutely going to suck then suck safely" Anyway condoms are notoriously unreliable. Fixed your quote for you. Oh and yes condoms are unreliable, you're proof of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Fixed your quote for you. Oh and yes condoms are unreliable, you're proof of that. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 (edited) 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Lol. It isn't. cretin. Your continuing endorsement of the Catholic Church is wearing thin. You're a lying little cunt and don't really believe in sky fairies, deep down no one does. The Catholic Church is a paedo ring as are all religious institutions. Honestly do you really believe intelligent humans think there's a big man in the sky who created the world in severn days and is waiting for the good ones to join him when they croak it? If you continue this stance you're condoning the institutionalised bumming of children thus destroying their lives. Edited April 18, 2017 by Mrs Roops Do not make, imply or infer paedo allegations against punters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 17 hours ago, Punkape said: A Turkish bath is just the sort of place you would take your tub of margarine to. lol. Wendy from Chudleigh Knighton wanted to marry Maxim her 19 years old toyboy from Turkey but she could not get him a visa .. something to do with her only working part time at Tesco and not earning enough money to support him .. it really spoilt her 63rd birthday party when she found that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 It's not like the olive-harvesting bastards are going to contribute much to the economy anyway. At best, they'll be the goat-bothering cunt who chucks in the "salad" beside your mushroom pakora, or the surly trainee barber who burns the hair out of your ears with a lighter in one of their fucking state-funded pop-up shops. Billy Hayes is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your continuing endorsement of the Catholic Church is wearing thin. You're a lying little cunt and don't really believe in sky fairies, deep down no one does. The Catholic Church is a paedo ring as are all religious institutions. Honestly do you really believe intelligent humans think there's a big man in the sky who created the world in severn days and is waiting for the good ones to join him when they croak it? If you continue this stance you're condoning the institutionalised bumming of children thus destroying their. You must be careful spunkshape will report use of the N word Edited April 18, 2017 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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