Roadkill Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 This sad, crazy, little untalented shit bag is trying absolutely everything to remain famous seeing as he's such a shit actor. I'm sure you've all already saw his "art project" where he somehow protests against Trump by dressing up like a homeless man and chanting "he will not divide us", like the repetitive little attention seeking whore that he is: Millions of people have rightfully taken the piss out of him for this and apparently that's exactly what he wants, because he's now started another "art project" where he sits on a laptop in a secret cabin in the middle of Lapland and can only communicate with the outside world by listening to people through a microphone and writing messages back to them. For "art", you see. The BBC are already treating him like the victim on this one because, surprise surprise, people are taking the piss out of him again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39592281 To be honest I agree with the BBC on this. It's time people stopped making fun of him and just put him out of his obvious misery for good. They could shove a stick up his arse and leave him to die from exposure on top of the Empire Estate Building. For "art", of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Whenever I saw the name on a film credit I always thought it was a woman, I wasn't far wrong since it's a cunt. According to the Mirror his new war film Man Down made just £7 when it premiered in the UK, whoever bought that ticket must be feeling a bit ashamed of themselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Whenever I saw the name on a film credit I always thought it was a woman, I wasn't far wrong since it's a cunt. According to the Mirror his new war film Man Down made just £7 when it premiered in the UK, whoever bought that ticket must be feeling a bit ashamed of themselves! It's shows a clear decline in his popularity among audiences, even the mongs that once found him entertaining for whatever reason. Hopefully one day soon he'll get the point that no one likes him and off himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 There are few things worse in this world than a wealthy celebrity playing God, feeling they have the right to impose their superior moral compass on us mere mortals. Add to this he's obviously a loon, and it makes one cataclysmic fucking anus. Rest assured that if ever I come to power, he will be very near the top of my celebrity assassination list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Wholesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Isn't this a muslim steak dish inspired by the french? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Whenever I saw the name on a film credit I always thought it was a woman, I wasn't far wrong since it's a cunt. According to the Mirror his new war film Man Down made just £7 when it premiered in the UK, whoever bought that ticket must be feeling a bit ashamed of themselves! That £7 was loose change found between the seats from an audience from the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Whenever I saw the name on a film credit I always thought it was a woman, I wasn't far wrong since it's a cunt. According to the Mirror his new war film Man Down made just £7 when it premiered in the UK, whoever bought that ticket must be feeling a bit ashamed of themselves! A new film entitled 'Man Down'? You'll have Punkers getting his credit card out for an online booking in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: A new film entitled 'Man Down'? You'll have Punkers getting his credit card out for an online booking in no time. Man goes down would be better. Give it a catholic angle and throw in a few alter boys hopefully he'll die of a heart attack the devient little poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: There are few things worse in this world than a wealthy celebrity playing God, feeling they have the right to impose their superior moral compass on us mere mortals. Add to this he's obviously a loon, and it makes one cataclysmic fucking anus. Rest assured that if ever I come to power, he will be very near the top of my celebrity assassination list. Why wait until you come to power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Isn't this a muslim steak dish inspired by the french? Beef Burkas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Veil escalopes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 20 minutes ago, Neil said: Veil escalopes Spaghetti Bomb'o'nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Whenever I saw the name on a film credit I always thought it was a woman, I wasn't far wrong since it's a cunt. According to the Mirror his new war film Man Down made just £7 when it premiered in the UK, whoever bought that ticket must be feeling a bit ashamed of themselves! That was me. I felt tired so I needed somewhere deserted to have a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Unfortunately I've heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Trying to post a link but not letting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 For fuck sake I can't post a link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 He describes himself as jewish but that has nothing to do with him being a talentless self publicising shitbag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: For fuck sake I can't post a link There, there, love, would you like a man to do it for you? For fuck sake I can't post a link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: There, there, love, would you like a man to do it for you? For fuck sake I can't post a link Aw! Thanks you clever thing you. tee hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I don't recall what I've seen this fucking talent-resistant walloper in, but it's a safe bet to assume it was almost certainly shite. Blokes with long hair and "edgy" man-buns like this fucking beany hat-wearing cock-snorkeler should have their inadequate and predictably unmilked-by-a-woman bollocks tasered, then pushed slowly through a commercial bark-stripper. And set on fire. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Rev said: I don't recall what I've seen this fucking talent-resistant walloper in, but it's a safe bet to assume it was almost certainly shite. Blokes with long hair and "edgy" man-buns like this fucking beany hat-wearing cock-snorkeler should have their inadequate and predictably unmilked-by-a-woman bollocks tasered, then pushed slowly through a commercial bark-stripper. And set on fire. I want him dead. You finish every nom because there's no arguing with your logic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spaghetti Bomb'o'nails Cock up van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Unfortunately I've heard of him You bought the ticket, didn't you Gyps??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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