Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 It's enough to give anybody sword eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The one in the bottom left has just noticed she's flashing her minge for the glory of a fascist dictatorship that doesn't give a shit about her mid jump. The one at the bottom right is trying way too hard, with the 'Prima ballerina' facial expression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: So is it's just another "let's become popular because my ratings are in the basement" by an American president. Apparently just before Obama turned over Libya his ratings where also down. Everyone cunted Trump off but now he's dropped metal on Syria and Afghanistan now he's become "presidential". You're not a real Murrican Prez unless you've bombed the shit out of someone, to become an even better one he needs to shag some intern, hollywood tart, or kill one.... preferably both if he wants to be thought of as Royalty... 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: If I was with Kate (pre-scrawny) I'd look like a lizard with my tongue flicking out all the time... 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Careful .. Ding will have the 'orn when he sees this. Too late.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The one at the bottom right is trying way too hard, with the 'Prima ballerina' facial expression. Poor lass is probably on her last warning from the dance coach. "Perform well or donate your body to the ballistics research division". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 I feel this sort of topic is just the start of a slippery slope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 45 minutes ago, ratcum said: I feel this sort of topic is just the start of a slippery slope You'd be so fucked if you worked for the BBC right now, Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: You'd be so fucked if you worked for the BBC right now, Ratty. I'd like to release a few rogue packets of those Love Hearts sweets. Instead of twaddle like "Be My Love", you'd have "Fist Granny" or "Felch Drozzle". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'd like to release a few rogue packets of those Love Hearts sweets. Instead of twaddle like "Be My Love", you'd have "Fist Granny" or "Felch Drozzle". "Molest the cat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: "Molest the cat" "Fuck Her Sister" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 American Vice Pres Pence was in South Korea giving it large. He said if China don't sort out the North then the USA and it's allies will. Have the Allies been informed of this,when was it decided to get others involved and are they in agreement? I see once again that America kick it off and expect everyone else to help them out because they are still,regardless of technology,unable to fuck countries over on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 13 hours ago, Roadkill said: "Molest the cat" that's fuckin sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 20 hours ago, ratcum said: I'd like to release a few rogue packets of those Love Hearts sweets. Instead of twaddle like "Be My Love", you'd have "Fist Granny" or "Felch Drozzle". "Tight Brown" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I'll have to agree to disagree with Mrs R here, for which I hopefully anticipate a fucking good spanking and ritual humiliation, with some erotic asphyxiation, nipple-clamps and candle-wax thrown in, if she plays fair. I reckon this North Korean cunt-haired butterball has at long last shit himself and taken off his special wanking trousers, now that the US has rightly or wrongly awoken from its liberal leftard coma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 13 hours ago, Rev said: I'll have to agree to disagree with Mrs R here, for which I hopefully anticipate a fucking good spanking and ritual humiliation, with some erotic asphyxiation, nipple-clamps and candle-wax thrown in, if she plays fair. I reckon this North Korean cunt-haired butterball has at long last shit himself and taken off his special wanking trousers, now that the US has rightly or wrongly awoken from its liberal leftard coma. That's not hair, it's an old Bakelite telephone receiver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 He has been thinking of getting a penis transplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: He has been thinking of getting a penis transplant It's a still from the world pig fucking champs, about to go head to head in the final with punkly. Don't fancy his chances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 On 24/04/2017 at 6:54 AM, Stubby Pecker said: It's a still from the world pig fucking champs, about to go head to head in the final with punkly. Don't fancy his chances Serf and oik. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Serf and oik. lol. Change your avatar, you look like an even more ridiculous homo than you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Change your avatar, you look like an even more ridiculous homo than you are Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 On 16/04/2017 at 1:02 AM, Cap'n Cunt said: 'Hey, lookit me with my nuclear missiles and shit' said the posturing twat-haired dog-eating prick. Unfortunately, his latest penis-substitute went off a bit prematurely and blew itself to bits on the launchpad. If I was Donald Trump, I'd show the cunt what a proper nuclear missile does, and reduce North Korea to a steaming shit-smelling ruin. They can't even build a decent fucking car, let alone a weapon of mass destruction. Wankers. So then it was (really!): No Dong at a Glance Originated From: North KoreaPossessed By: North KoreaClass: Medium-Range Ballistic Missile (MRBM)Basing: Road-mobileLength: 16.2 mDiameter: 1.36 mLaunch Weight: 16,500 kgPayload: Single warhead, 1200 kgWarhead: Nuclear, chemical, HE or submunitionsPropulsion: Single-stage liquid propellantRange: 1,200-1,500 kmStatus: OperationalIn Service: 1994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Piston said: So then it was (really!): No Dong at a Glance Originated From: North KoreaPossessed By: North KoreaClass: Medium-Range Ballistic Missile (MRBM)Basing: Road-mobileLength: 16.2 mDiameter: 1.36 mLaunch Weight: 16,500 kgPayload: Single warhead, 1200 kgWarhead: Nuclear, chemical, HE or submunitionsPropulsion: Single-stage liquid propellantRange: 1,200-1,500 kmStatus: OperationalIn Service: 1994 The Korean version of 'Top Trumps' is way better than the crap we had as kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: If you look at the top of his head, it appears that 2 toupees are fighting for dominance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 What we need is War War not Jaw Jaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you look at the top of his head, it appears that 2 toupees are fighting for dominance. Give him a break. His barber hasn't finished yet. He's yet to have his ends singed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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