Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated. Fuck off. Get some basic written English lessons, you dopey wanker. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated. Fuck off. Ferk orf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 When Percy Thrower appeared on Blue Peter he never once got his nob out. Gotta respect his arse for that. I mean if I'd been near Petra or Shep, I'd have got the old womb blaster out. "Thrower the Shower" as he was never known as. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Get some basic written English lessons, you dopey wanker. Fuck off. Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Ferk orf. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: When Percy Thrower appeared on Blue Peter he never once got his nob out. Gotta respect his arse for that. Serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Run Punkape.exe /single word drivel response mode gosub fuck off end fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Serf. Are you a Square Deal Serf Punkely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Are you a Square Deal Serf Punkely? Do elaborate....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Run Punkape.exe /single word drivel response mode gosub fuck off end fuck off. A poor and pathetic riposte but typical of it's verbal architect who has tertiary AIDS and diphtheria..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do elaborate....... Do fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: A poor and pathetic riposte but typical of it's verbal architect who has tertiary AIDS and diphtheria..... Grammar could use some attention. You should have used "its" - the possessive form. Were you properly educated, you'd know this. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: A poor and pathetic riposte but typical of it's verbal architect who has tertiary AIDS and diphtheria..... Only the lowest ill-educated chavs put an apostrophe in the possessive "its". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated. Fuck off. Your clients understand what you mean when you plead for them not to fist you, again, but they choose to ignore it at stuff a fiver in your face when their filthy lust is satisfied. Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Only the lowest ill-educated chavs put an apostrophe in the possessive "its". Its not that big a deal, CB. Calm down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its not that big a deal, CB. Calm down... I see what you did their. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I see what you did their. There. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I see what you did their. Your going to have to point it out to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your clients understand what you mean when you plead for them not to fist you, again, but they choose to ignore it at stuff a fiver in your face when their filthy lust is satisfied. Kill yourself Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Only the lowest ill-educated chavs put an apostrophe in the possessive "its". Nitwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: There. Cretin. You don't "get" humour, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 48 minutes ago, Punkape said: Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated. Fuck off. Me thinks you meant to say electrocution lessons... Somewhere the Chair is waiting for you. Try placing a space between your punctuation marks & full stops. You come across as being somewhat retarded on the elocution front as you cannot even spell the word. Perhaps by going to a Night School will help, if only to teach you how to read in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Ape said: You don't "get" humour, do you? He gets autism just fine, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: He gets autism just fine, however. Don't forget thick. He's completely across that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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