camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Don't know whether this has been nommed already but this is a phenomenon that I just can't work out. You see these fucking twats waddling around showing off their underwear looking complete cunts. It's mainly young black "yoots" and chavs but it has now been taken up by middle class wanabe "gangstas" and even blokes in their 30s. Some have even seemed to have attracted girls. I mean for fuck's sake! Why? Why? PS: I can't load up any pics of said cunts so feel free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't know whether this has been nommed already but this is a phenomenon that I just can't work out. You see these fucking twats waddling around showing off their underwear looking complete cunts. It's mainly young black "yoots" and chavs but it has now been taken up by middle class wanabe "gangstas" and even blokes in their 30s. Some have even seemed to have attracted girls. I mean for fuck's sake! Why? Why? PS: I can't load up any pics of said cunts so feel free They should be arrested and flogged then made to do National Service for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't know whether this has been nommed already but this is a phenomenon that I just can't work out. You see these fucking twats waddling around showing off their underwear looking complete cunts. It's mainly young black "yoots" and chavs but it has now been taken up by middle class wanabe "gangstas" and even blokes in their 30s. Some have even seemed to have attracted girls. I mean for fuck's sake! Why? Why? PS: I can't load up any pics of said cunts so feel free I have seen cunts in their 50s doing this as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: They should be arrested and flogged then made to do National Service for 2 years. Flogged? Who'd buy them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have seen cunts in their 50s doing this as well. I know. I've had a word with Withers about it but he just ignored me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 I had a friend same age as me who wore a pair of these whale foreskins. On calling him a continent spanning gash slurper, he said "they're anti-fit Ratto". He's bigger than me so I kicked his wife in the cunt for half an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I had a friend same age as me who wore a pair of these whale foreskins. On calling him a continent spanning gash slurper, he said "they're anti-fit Ratto". He's bigger than me so I kicked his wife in the cunt for half an hour That was my brother's method at school, always find someone smaller to hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 These cunts all need shooting. Men wear 501s, standard fit. (505s if you're getting on a bit and find the buttons fiddly.) Anything else is queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: They should be arrested and flogged then made to do National Service for 2 years. A bunch of wannabe gangstas throwing gang signs and calling each other "blud" and "homie" whilst wearing their army helmets at a 45 degree angle and holding their Enfields sideways? We'd be no better than the Yanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't know whether this has been nommed already but this is a phenomenon that I just can't work out. You see these fucking twats waddling around showing off their underwear looking complete cunts. It's mainly young black "yoots" and chavs but it has now been taken up by middle class wanabe "gangstas" and even blokes in their 30s. Some have even seemed to have attracted girls. I mean for fuck's sake! Why? Why? PS: I can't load up any pics of said cunts so feel free Yep. And the worst are the OAPs who dress the same thinking they're innit and are every barmaids fantasy. There's one of these for example, that owns a pub The Ole Frank. Anyway, I once see some recent footage (perhaps on Youtube) when a "Yoot" dressed as you so eloquently stated, done a runner from a bank he'd just robbed... The dopey cunt's jeans were so fucking low from his waist, that he tripped the fuck over and got nicked. Me thinks it was Jacko TC, but will never know for certain, though I'm 100% sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Pricks who waddle about with sagging trousers... Word has it that Punker's has a sagging scrotum and so I guess that makes him a waddling prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 29 minutes ago, deebom said: These cunts all need shooting. Men wear 501s, standard fit. (505s if you're getting on a bit and find the buttons fiddly.) Anything else is queer. Wrangler Texas are ok too, but that aside, everything else is faggy, especially those 'drop crotch' fucking things, what the fucking hell is that all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 32 minutes ago, Roadkill said: A bunch of wannabe gangstas throwing gang signs and calling each other "blud" and "homie" whilst wearing their army helmets at a 45 degree angle and holding their Enfields sideways? We'd be no better than the Yanks. Imagine them emerging from the trench, "I'm proper gonna bayonet you up bruv". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wrangler Texas are ok too, but that aside, everything else is faggy, especially those 'drop crotch' fucking things, what the fucking hell is that all about. And those poxy ones with creases impregnated into the fuckers... Give me a pair of flared dungarees any day... And I'll burn those cunts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine them emerging from the trench, "I'm proper gonna bayonet you up bruv". You may wish to edit, before Punkers takes you up on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: And those poxy ones with creases impregnated into the fuckers... Give me a pair of flared dungarees any day... And I'll burn those cunts too. I can remember a brief craze around 1985 for jeans with thin white pinstripes bleached into them, around the same time as Farahs with cuts at the ankle, Kickers with coloured leather tags on the laces, and short sleeved Santana button up shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can remember a brief craze around 1985 for jeans with thin white pinstripes bleached into them, around the same time as Farahs with cuts at the ankle, Kickers with coloured leather tags on the laces, and short sleeved Santana button up shirts. You must have looked quite something, or even fetching, particularly with your 27 hole lace-up platform 'obnailed metal-toe-capped Dr M's on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Pricks who waddle about with sagging trousers... Word has it that Punker's has a sagging scrotum and so I guess that makes him a waddling prick. Not his scrote but it his prolapsed ringpiece that hangs out like a badly packed kebab that makes his trouser sag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine them emerging from the trench, "I'm proper gonna bayonet you up bruv". "Fink ya hard, like?! Av got a tag!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 By all accounts, a matched pair of Pathfinders are all the rage these days. Particularly if they still retain a compass in the heal, and the Leopards' paw-print is still intact. I'll stick to my Fringe & Buckle Stompers and my Space Suit from NASSA. I can read points like the back of my hand. Tank-Tops are Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine them emerging from the trench, "I'm proper gonna bayonet you up bruv". 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You may wish to edit, before Punkers takes you up on it. I was going to say "They don't like it up 'em Mr. Mannering, except that Punkers, he does....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I was going to say "They don't like it up 'em Mr. Mannering, except that Punkers, he does....." Yes, the Fuzzy Wuzzies, he likes 'em up him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 45 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You must have looked quite something, or even fetching, particularly with your 27 hole lace-up platform 'obnailed metal-toe-capped Dr M's on! You're right about the Docs (10 eyelet) but combined with 501's and an olive green MA1 flight jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Paragraph 3 will be of interest to Punkers. http://www.alternet.org/story/156354/sagging_pants%3A_prison_uniform_represents_wreckage_of_black_communities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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