Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 ...and the cunts who attend and receive them, are a tosh. Best this and Best that, we hardly even know who most of the cunts are, let alone what they've done. They jump upon the stage, thanking everybody for making them the cunts that they are, whilst those who lose snarl & sob (off camera) wishing to fuck they'd never bothered wasting every other cunts time. All they do is a job, thats all, and none of the fuckers deserve any kind of special award. Unlike one or two on here who I care not to put forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ...and the cunts who attend and receive them, are a tosh. Best this and Best that, we hardly even know who most of the cunts are, let alone what they've done. They jump upon the stage, thanking everybody for making them the cunts that they are, whilst those who lose snarl & sob (off camera) wishing to fuck they'd never bothered wasting every other cunts time. All they do is a job, thats all, and none of the fuckers deserve any kind of special award. Unlike one or two on here who I care not to put forward. And who might these be? Do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 45 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ...and the cunts who attend and receive them, are a tosh. Best this and Best that, we hardly even know who most of the cunts are, let alone what they've done. They jump upon the stage, thanking everybody for making them the cunts that they are, whilst those who lose snarl & sob (off camera) wishing to fuck they'd never bothered wasting every other cunts time. All they do is a job, thats all, and none of the fuckers deserve any kind of special award. Unlike one or two on here who I care not to put forward. Only gormless cunts watch such dross and comment on it. That makes you a gormless cunt then..... Fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Only gormless cunts watch such dross and comment on it. That makes you a gormless cunt then..... Fuck off. lol. Your Lifetime Achievement Award for Shirt-Lifting, is in the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Only gormless cunts watch such dross and comment on it. That makes you a gormless cunt then..... Fuck off. lol. Answer my hedgehog question, you little weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: ...and the cunts who attend and receive them, are a tosh. Best this and Best that, we hardly even know who most of the cunts are, let alone what they've done. They jump upon the stage, thanking everybody for making them the cunts that they are, whilst those who lose snarl & sob (off camera) wishing to fuck they'd never bothered wasting every other cunts time. All they do is a job, thats all, and none of the fuckers deserve any kind of special award. Unlike one or two on here who I care not to put forward. Not really much of a job is it? "I pretend to be other people..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: ...and the cunts who attend and receive them, are a tosh. Best this and Best that, we hardly even know who most of the cunts are, let alone what they've done. They jump upon the stage, thanking everybody for making them the cunts that they are, whilst those who lose snarl & sob (off camera) wishing to fuck they'd never bothered wasting every other cunts time. All they do is a job, thats all, and none of the fuckers deserve any kind of special award. Unlike one or two on here who I care not to put forward. Come on Isis do us a favour are target itv award shows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Answer my hedgehog question, you little weasel. Punkers shoves hedgehogs and weasels up his arse? Have you got concrete evidence to back this up uncle apeoloid? I wouldn't put it past the dirty little cunt mind, Richard Gere is one of his wank fantasies as is being taken roughly by Nigerian people traffickers or better still, a silverback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Punkers shoves hedgehogs and weasels up his arse? Have you got concrete evidence to back this up uncle apeoloid? I wouldn't put it past the dirty little cunt mind, Richard Gere is one of his wank fantasies as is being taken roughly by Nigerian people traffickers or better still, a silverback Are we drifting into IndyRef territory here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Are we drifting into IndyRef territory here? I assume you mean the gurning monobrow that is salmond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I assume you mean the gurning monobrow that is salmond? No, the gurning monobrow that is Turgid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Punkers shoves hedgehogs and weasels up his arse? Have you got concrete evidence to back this up uncle apeoloid? I wouldn't put it past the dirty little cunt mind, Richard Gere is one of his wank fantasies as is being taken roughly by Nigerian people traffickers or better still, a silverback He only has sex with silverbacks when heavily drunk, they've made a film about it, it's called 'Gorillas When I'm Pissed'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Ape said: Answer my hedgehog question, you little weasel. I thought that would get you all moist...... fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I thought that would get you all moist...... fuck off. Back on topic, looking forward to the mobo awards this year, you queer arse little cunt? I'm sure the thought of going back stage with the brothers and getting violated at both ends has you frothing at the jap eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Don't be silly. Wouldn't it be deeply upsetting if a gentleman erring on the brown side, with an unkempt beard and smelling of BO, with hairy palms, stood up and screamed 'Allahu Akbar!' before detonating himself in a room which also housed Jonathan Ross, Bob Geldof, Russell Brand, Gordon Ramsay, Lily Allen, Lily Allen's cunting father, James Corden, Kerry Katona, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans and Piers Morgan, for example? Deeply upsetting. Yes, a tragedy if that lot got blown up. I don't think I'd recover emotionally, well, happiness is an emotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He only has sex with silverbacks when heavily drunk, they've made a film about it, it's called 'Gorillas When I'm Pissed'. Don't you mean "Hairy backs" from Grizzly magazine mail order poofs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He only has sex with silverbacks when heavily drunk, they've made a film about it, it's called 'Gorillas When I'm Pissed'. Naturally Punkape has a starring role in the sequel, entitled 'Gorillas in the Fist'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Naturally Punkape has a starring role in the sequel, entitled 'Gorillas in the Fist'. He is also on the website "Gorillas that I've missed". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: He is also on the website "Gorillas that I've missed". Though often on the site's designated forum, 'Gorillas that I've Kissed'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Though often on the site's designated forum, 'Gorillas that I've Kissed'. Not forgetting his picture book "Gorillas,one off the wrist". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Don't be silly. Wouldn't it be deeply upsetting if a gentleman erring on the brown side, with an unkempt beard and smelling of BO, with hairy palms, stood up and screamed 'Allahu Akbar!' before detonating himself in a room which also housed Jonathan Ross, Bob Geldof, Russell Brand, Gordon Ramsay, Lily Allen, Lily Allen's cunting father, James Corden, Kerry Katona, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans and Piers Morgan, for example? Deeply upsetting. Worth every penny of a TV licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: He is also on the website "Gorillas that I've missed". Fuck it, out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Don't be silly. Wouldn't it be deeply upsetting if a gentleman erring on the brown side, with an unkempt beard and smelling of BO, with hairy palms, stood up and screamed 'Allahu Akbar!' before detonating himself in a room which also housed Jonathan Ross, Bob Geldof, Russell Brand, Gordon Ramsay, Lily Allen, Lily Allen's cunting father, James Corden, Kerry Katona, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans and Piers Morgan, for example? Deeply upsetting. Only upsetting in the way that I'd not get to shag lily allen beforehand... 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Not forgetting his picture book "Gorillas,one off the wrist". Gorillas, Love in the Mist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Gorillas? I insist. He could no more muster a hand-job with a hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 51 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Gorillas? I insist. He could no more muster a hand-job with a hamster. Gorillas off the wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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