Ape™️ Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 If you're going to use your fucking mobile phone in public then put it to your ear in the conventional manner. No one else wants to hear your stupid fucking conversation, you ignorant, attention seeking piece of shit. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Good point. I have often wondered about this one myself. Probably soft cunts scared of getting cancer of the brain off their mobiles. I remember when I saw my first ever mobile phone in real life. Some knob was talking shite into a black housebrick so all in the pub could hear his share deals, money transfers and dates with supermodels when it suddenly started ringing. To say the piss taking was ruthless would be an understatement. Hero to zero in a millisecond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 That'll be those wankers who voice text on whatsapp for example because they're to thick/lazy to write anything. I agree though,bunch of illiterate cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 It's the cunts who have those hidden phones which makes it looks like they're yelling to themselves that makes my piss freeze. It makes them look cunts and quite unnerving when they come up behind you yelling "yeah that's right, I'm feeling well pissed off innit bruv"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, Manky said: Good point. I have often wondered about this one myself. Probably soft cunts scared of getting cancer of the brain off their mobiles. I remember when I saw my first ever mobile phone in real life. Some knob was talking shite into a black housebrick so all in the pub could hear his share deals, money transfers and dates with supermodels when it suddenly started ringing. To say the piss taking was ruthless would be an understatement. Hero to zero in a millisecond. Refer to 'Trigger Happy TV' :- "HELLO! IM IN A SUPERMARKET, YEAH, IT'S SHIT!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 23 minutes ago, Manky said: Good point. I have often wondered about this one myself. Probably soft cunts scared of getting cancer of the brain off their mobiles. I remember when I saw my first ever mobile phone in real life. Some knob was talking shite into a black housebrick so all in the pub could hear his share deals, money transfers and dates with supermodels when it suddenly started ringing. To say the piss taking was ruthless would be an understatement. Hero to zero in a millisecond. Not sure if this was an urban myth, but there was a story about some nimrod on a train giving it large on his phone for ages so everyone could hear. All of a sudden some fellow has a heart attack and when they ask the bloke to dial 999 he sheepishly owns up that it's a toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the cunts who have those hidden phones which makes it looks like they're yelling to themselves that makes my piss freeze. It makes them look cunts and quite unnerving when they come up behind you yelling "yeah that's right, I'm feeling well pissed off innit bruv"? Put a curse on all these cunts gypo! Ever read thinner by Steven king? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Put a curse on all these cunts gypo! Ever read thinner by Steven king? Isn't that Karen Carpenter's autobiography? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Put a curse on all these cunts gypo! Ever read thinner by Steven king? 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that Karen Carpenter's autobiography? No, it's what Punkers sounds like in real life when he's on his catholic diatribe...."you thinners, thcoundrals and peathants..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 For me it's the burka wearing bumberclats who take up the whole pavement with fully loaded three seater buggies and another two kids in tow, they move along at a snails pace with the phone wedged in the burka gibbering away - these spoon faced fuckers only have two speeds, slow and fucking stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Also annoying are those cunts who switch the keyboard clicks on on their phones. So that all you can here is "click, click, click" as they text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 We really are wedded to these digital shit-farms aren't we? On the train the other day and these two herberts are cracking on about their phones, talking about them like they were talking about the sex they had last night. 'Bluetooth' this and '4G' that. Honest to God, if someone had butted in and mentioned 'Android Curved Screen Technology' the carriage would have drowned in a tsunami of techno-geek cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Let the cunts eat static. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 19 hours ago, Ape said: If you're going to use your fucking mobile phone in public then put it to your ear in the conventional manner. No one else wants to hear your stupid fucking conversation, you ignorant, attention seeking piece of shit. Fuck off. These people are extraordinary fucking cunts. Arrogant to unknown boundaries, these fuckwits are always the first with the latest and greatest gadgets, insecure in their own skin, and ripe for a proper public cunting! Excellent nom! 18 hours ago, Manky said: Good point. I have often wondered about this one myself. Probably soft cunts scared of getting cancer of the brain off their mobiles. I remember when I saw my first ever mobile phone in real life. Some knob was talking shite into a black housebrick so all in the pub could hear his share deals, money transfers and dates with supermodels when it suddenly started ringing. To say the piss taking was ruthless would be an understatement. Hero to zero in a millisecond. That's called Karma, Manky, and she is a cold fucking cunt. But for those of us who only get to observe her in action, she is a precious gem, especiallyy and wank stains such as these. YES, I MULTI-QUOTED...IN THIS CASE, IT HAD TO BE DONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Then there are also those cunts that queue up in all sorts of weather two days before the release of a new Iphone. Then take it back a week later because the software is faulty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: These people are extraordinary fucking cunts. Arrogant to unknown boundaries, these fuckwits are always the first with the latest and greatest gadgets, insecure in their own skin, and ripe for a proper public cunting! Excellent nom! That's called Karma, Manky, and she is a cold fucking cunt. But for those of us who only get to observe her in action, she is a precious gem, especiallyy and wank stains such as these. YES, I MULTI-QUOTED...IN THIS CASE, IT HAD TO BE DONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'd like to know who comes up the stupid names "Bluetooth, cookies, android". Twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 On 12/04/2017 at 7:29 PM, Manky said: Good point. I have often wondered about this one myself. Probably soft cunts scared of getting cancer of the brain off their mobiles. I remember when I saw my first ever mobile phone in real life. Some knob was talking shite into a black housebrick so all in the pub could hear his share deals, money transfers and dates with supermodels when it suddenly started ringing. To say the piss taking was ruthless would be an understatement. Hero to zero in a millisecond. Me and some mates were in Brighton back in the 90s when we saw Chris Eubank strutting along talking loudly on his phone. We were a little awestruck, he was still a big thing then. Exactly the same thing happened, it started ringing, we started laughing, he looked at us, held it out in front of himself all puzzled like, then sheepishly answered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 On 12/04/2017 at 7:56 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Not sure if this was an urban myth, but there was a story about some nimrod on a train giving it large on his phone for ages so everyone could hear. All of a sudden some fellow has a heart attack and when they ask the bloke to dial 999 he sheepishly owns up that it's a toy. Probably a Gypsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 "HELLO PUNKER'S ME OLD MATE HOW'S IT HANGIN' .. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH THE SEVERN TUNNEL!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: Me and some mates were in Brighton back in the 90s when we saw Chris Eubank strutting along talking loudly on his phone. We were a little awestruck, he was still a big thing then. Exactly the same thing happened, it started ringing, we started laughing, he looked at us, held it out in front of himself all puzzled like, then sheepishly answered it. "Me and some mates" You illiterate, fucking cretinous peasant. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: "HELLO PUNKER'S ME OLD MATE HOW'S IT HANGIN' .. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH THE SEVERN TUNNEL!". Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Fuck off. THAT'S NOT VERY NICE, EVERY FUCKER IN THE COACH CAN HEAR YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like to know who comes up the stupid names "Bluetooth, cookies, android". Twats A gay golfer in tweeds and plus 4s from Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: "Me and some mates" You illiterate, fucking cretinous peasant. Fuck off. What are your thoughts about the golf links at Haslington? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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