Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a stupid cunt as well. With a proud military family tradition, somewhat more noble than your lot polishing Mountbattens brogues at Gordonstoun. I believe they called it fagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hollis was a fucking badass, taking out 2 gunnery pillboxes, capturing 30 odd Krauts and then shooting another 2 in the back of the head while they were ducking to protect themselves from a grenade he lobbed, but forgot to yank the pin out of, and rescuing a couple of his mates on the way out. The only unfortunate aspect for him was he was in the Green Howards. A half arsed territorial upgrade unit. He was still harder than Audie Murphy though, the little yank attention seeking cunt. Certainly Hollis being the only cunt to win a VC on D Day is evidence of a degree of hardness (settle down Spunkers - I mean hard as in fighting), but that's nothing compared to his bravery after the war. He was mental enough to run a pub in North fucking Ormesby. Although he never spoke about his exploits local nobheads would turn up looking to fight the great war hero and would be promptly carried out after running into one of Stan's haymakers. They really don't make them like Stan anymore. The goofy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Imagine dreaming you were Martin Luther King dreaming about talking about his dream? Nanty narking chukaboo larkilies it would be, on realising your arse was black...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine dreaming you were Martin Luther King dreaming about talking about his dream? Nanty narking chukaboo larkilies it would be, on realising your arse was black...... The only reason Stevie Wonder is always smiling is because he thinks he is white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 9:10 PM, Ape said: I was always told that the correct length for a tie is when it ends in the middle of the belt buckle or waistband. Whenever I see that great cunt Trump with his absurdly long red ties, I feel an irrational anger. Combine this with a non-Windsor knot, and you've got a complete and utter fucking cunt. 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind the tie, he casts no reflection in the mirror behind him! why has that dope Can't Yeah aligned himself with a racist white dog? Oh wait a minute, he's thick trash created by a cynical music industry. Ah yes, that would explain it Ratto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: why has that dope Can't Yeah aligned himself with a racist white dog? Oh wait a minute, he's thick trash created by a cynical music industry. Ah yes, that would explain it Ratto. Can't Yeah, apparently believes himself to be a god of some sort. Perhaps Jupiter, his missus had a big arse too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hollis was a fucking badass, taking out 2 gunnery pillboxes, capturing 30 odd Krauts and then shooting another 2 in the back of the head while they were ducking to protect themselves from a grenade he lobbed, but forgot to yank the pin out of, and rescuing a couple of his mates on the way out. The only unfortunate aspect for him was he was in the Green Howards. A half arsed territorial upgrade unit. He was still harder than Audie Murphy though, the little yank attention seeking cunt. Based on your description, his 'badass-ness' is taken as read. However, he must have been quite a thick cunt to forget to pull the pin out of a grenade before throwing it. I wouldn't invite him to join my pub quiz team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Based on your description, his 'badass-ness' is taken as read. However, he must have been quite a thick cunt to forget to pull the pin out of a grenade before throwing it. I wouldn't invite him to join my pub quiz team. Neither would I, he's been dead for ages and would contribute fuck all, just sit there like Jimmy Whites' brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 I don't wear ties. I've never been successful enough, so I never even learned to tie one. Everyone thought I was trying to be trendy at my grandmothers funeral. Not that I cared. Never liked her much anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Based on your description, his 'badass-ness' is taken as read. However, he must have been quite a thick cunt to forget to pull the pin out of a grenade before throwing it. I wouldn't invite him to join my pub quiz team. It wasn't really heroism as such. One of his Teesside mates told him there was a bar in the pillbox but it was last orders in 2 minutes. The effect was roughly the same as kicking Bruce Banner in the nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hollis was a fucking badass, taking out 2 gunnery pillboxes, capturing 30 odd Krauts and then shooting another 2 in the back of the head while they were ducking to protect themselves from a grenade he lobbed, but forgot to yank the pin out of, and rescuing a couple of his mates on the way out. The only unfortunate aspect for him was he was in the Green Howards. A half arsed territorial upgrade unit. He was still harder than Audie Murphy though, the little yank attention seeking cunt. From, ahem, Yorkshire..... Case rests. 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It wasn't really heroism as such. One of his Teesside mates told him there was a bar in the pillbox but it was last orders in 2 minutes. The effect was roughly the same as kicking Bruce Banner in the nuts. He never spilled a pint either. (Boro was in Yorkshire back then, and the Green Howards are The Yorkshire Regiment, the museum in Richmond is quite good but run by complete tossers who should be parish councillors...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: You have tertiary AIDS and herpees. lol. I am very surprised you cannot spell Herpes right considering you have suffered with it most of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: I am very surprised you cannot spell Herpes right considering you have suffered with it most of your life. I thought you'd fall for that. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can't Yeah, apparently believes himself to be a god of some sort. Perhaps Jupiter, his missus had a big arse too. the cunt's dyslexic, and actually believes himself to be a dog of some sort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Now I know many cunts are a bit thick and not very good at counting, but there's only one artist called Geiger (Alien, ELP's BSS album etc.). Alright, there's a few family members too, but do you really need a GEIGER COUNTER to workout how many there are? Also, the cunt's been dead for 3 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: I thought you'd fall for that. lol. Fuck off. Incorrect tie length is obviously another one of you homo subtexts. It really means incorrect cock length; shoved up your arse as the standard size doesn't even touch the sides anymore or reach the parts jamahls forearm and fist can't. Filthy little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Incorrect tie length is obviously another one of you homo subtexts. It really means incorrect cock length; shoved up your arse as the standard size doesn't even touch the sides anymore or reach the parts jamahls forearm and fist can't. Filthy little cunt Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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