Roadkill Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: She doesn't know either.. didn't feel a thing.. Her face still looks badly swollen, cant see her eyes for shit... or is that why she couldn't see the roundabout for shit? That or the diabetes she undoubtedly has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That or the diabetes she undoubtedly has. She's probably so thick that she thinks 'Sugar Diabetes' is a Welsh middleweight boxing champion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's probably so thick that she thinks 'Sugar Diabetes' is a Welsh middleweight boxing champion. Diarrhoea is Chris's brother 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Diarrhoea is Chris's brother They only get together once a year when he drives home for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They only get together once a year when he drives home for Christmas. I'm not getting involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You forgot wiz, it'll be drunk walking for punkers. Stumbling paralytic dragging a cardboard cut out of a range rover isn't illegal as far as I know. Sucking off horses and wanking off sailors for money however.... What if he's on his mobility scooter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for slander. Get you facts right mosquito brain. Can you hear my arse cheeks quivering in fear? Fuck off and die punky, nobody wants you, just as the moment you were conceived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 TBH she did the overtaking reasonably well and it had been a mini roundabout she might have made it straight across it without a problem. The fact that she is unbelievably ugly and should be rendered down for lard does not enter into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Stupid bint got pissed and drove her car at speed with her 19 month old in the back... I'd struggle to do better flips on GTA5 when pissed. Why are these people allowed to procreate? Love the guy at 1:08 showing up just so he has something to watch when he's eating his bag of chips lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Lifetime ban for her, she looks like she would never learn her lesson. May be wrong, but doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Lifetime ban for her, she looks like she would never learn her lesson. May be wrong, but doubt it. How much work needs to be done to get the car back on the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How much work needs to be done to get the car back on the road? Chassis straightened on a jig exterior panels replaced and 200 gallons of degreaser to remove whale blubber from interior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How much work needs to be done to get the car back on the road? 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chassis straightened on a jig exterior panels replaced and 200 gallons of degreaser to remove whale blubber from interior. No, 1kg of semtex. Make sure she's in and got the engine running.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 22 hours ago, Ape said: Change the record, you tiresome fucking turd. Is that a new word for the CC dictionary there Ape? "fuckturd". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 22 hours ago, Roadkill said: That or the diabetes she undoubtedly has. She bulimic,just doesn't like throwing up. 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Is that a new word for the CC dictionary there Ape? "fuckturd". That's what Spunkers does when he's balls deep in his Nigerian friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: She bulimic,just doesn't like throwing up. That's what Spunkers does when he's balls deep in his Nigerian friend. Outta likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Christ, what a munter. If her eyelids were as thick as her lips she wouldn't be able to see. Caption for that picture.. "Yep, he's still here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Christ, what a munter. If her eyelids were as thick as her lips she wouldn't be able to see. A face only Dian Fossey could love, it would certainly put the shits up Charlton Heston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 5:45 PM, DingTheRioja said: Stupid bint got pissed and drove her car at speed with her 19 month old in the back... I'd struggle to do better flips on GTA5 when pissed. Why are these people allowed to procreate? The woman was obviously looking for a far less painful release from the world after spotting the roadsign and realising she was on A1, heading "oop north". The only thing the soppy cunt did wrong was not ploughing into the back of the lorry in front of her and ending her life. I hope the stupid cunt still has to go up ding's way, serves her right. Shut up, ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: The woman was obviously looking for a far less painful release from the world after spotting the roadsign and realising she was on A1, heading "oop north". The only thing the soppy cunt did wrong was not ploughing into the back of the lorry in front of her and ending her life. I hope the stupid cunt still has to go up ding's way, serves her right. Shut up, ding. HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: The woman was obviously looking for a far less painful release from the world after spotting the roadsign and realising she was on A1, heading "oop north". The only thing the soppy cunt did wrong was not ploughing into the back of the lorry in front of her and ending her life. I hope the stupid cunt still has to go up ding's way, serves her right. Shut up, ding. On that road she could have been heading to london and so killed herself, or heading north and trying to get here as fast as possible. The most likely is she was off to Birmingham for 22 curries looking at the size of her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bubba C said: The woman was obviously looking for a far less painful release from the world after spotting the roadsign and realising she was on A1, heading "oop north". The only thing the soppy cunt did wrong was not ploughing into the back of the lorry in front of her and ending her life. I hope the stupid cunt still has to go up ding's way, serves her right. Shut up, ding. Yorkshire is not the North. It's a shit hole in the middle of the country that has no other characteristics other than hills. The locals just put on that wank accent because they're cunts. Fucking 't' everything. Insufferable cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yorkshire is not the North. It's a shit hole in the middle of the country that has no other characteristics other than hills. The locals just put on that wank accent because they're cunts. Fucking 't' everything. Insufferable cunts. And Yorkshire tea is disgusting and orange. Punkape likes Brooke Bond because he thinks Ian Fleming invented it, and normal people like PG Tips cos the adverts with the monkeys were well good innit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 6:09 PM, Punkape said: I drink and drive all the time. It's not illegal anyway. Fuck off. Drinking spunk when driving certainly isn't illegal, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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