Rev Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 This tawdry, faux-Irish skinhead cunt has been polluting the fucking airwaves far longer than should be permissible with the utter shite that is Big Brother and Bastard X Factor (among a veritable fucking cornucopia of other pish) that he presents in his tiresome and insincere Vaudevillian Essex wanker delivery. If the verminous imbecile hadn't got lucky, he'd have likely faced multiple arrest warrants for common assault in his local Boys' Brigade troupe for rubbing his badly shaven chins on impressionable children's Piffin's Bridges. I want him dead. Max Clifford's a cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 just married and even she doesn't want to kiss him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 I'd smash her fucking back doors in for him. That cottager hasn't got it in him. He should have his fucking clackerbag nailed to a saw-horse and be set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, Rev said: This tawdry, faux-Irish skinhead cunt has been polluting the fucking airwaves far longer than should be permissible with the utter shite that is Big Brother and Bastard X Factor (among a veritable fucking cornucopia of other pish) that he presents in his tiresome and insincere Vaudevillian Essex wanker delivery. If the verminous imbecile hadn't got lucky, he'd have likely faced multiple arrest warrants for common assault in his local Boys' Brigade troupe for rubbing his badly shaven chins on impressionable children's Piffin's Bridges. I want him dead. Max Clifford's a cunt. Do you accept likes on credit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 The only thing I can say in this cunt slick's defence is that he's probably not the worst thing in the shite he appears on. But that's not saying much when you consider his co-cunts consist of assorted cottaging mick dwarves, reach around in the shitters Siamese geordie dwarves, high waisted low titted helmet haired drowning in denial poofs and a couple of botox snorting slags. And Susan "Pride Of The Nation" Boyle. A woman so unattractive she could cause the Viagra infused cadaver of a priapic porn star in an advanced stage of rigor fucking mortis to go flaccid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 Everything Rev said, all I can add is that he has fat legs and a small torso, and I also want him dead, and that falsely over excited cunt Davina McCall... GUYS! GUYS! (Pull a silly face). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 I saw him presenting a programme last year (or the year before) where they were basically flying lots of Spitfires in formation to commemorate the Battle of Britain. They couldn't have found a guy that gave less of a shit about Spitfires, or history in general. O'Dreary had to pretend to find old guys talking about their war experiences interesting, even though it was clear that O'Dreary only gives a fuck about himself. You can tell that he is one of these cunts that got into the entertainment business because they are basically a psychopath that needs constant love and validation from total strangers. That photo of him and his wife at their wedding is telling. You can tell she is repulsed by him, and her natural instinct is to pull away from him. She looks uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 59 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I saw him presenting a programme last year (or the year before) where they were basically flying lots of Spitfires in formation to commemorate the Battle of Britain. They couldn't have found a guy that gave less of a shit about Spitfires, or history in general. O'Dreary had to pretend to find old guys talking about their war experiences interesting, even though it was clear that O'Dreary only gives a fuck about himself. You can tell that he is one of these cunts that got into the entertainment business because they are basically a psychopath that needs constant love and validation from total strangers. That photo of him and his wife at their wedding is telling. You can tell she is repulsed by him, and her natural instinct is to pull away from him. She looks uncomfortable. She hates him because he's got fat legs and his mouth smells of Simon Cowells bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I never seen him appear in anything I've watched, I must be a fucking intellectual or have absolutely fucking great taste in televisual entertainment (or both) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 07/04/2017 at 3:54 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Everything Rev said, all I can add is that he has fat legs and a small torso, and I also want him dead, and that falsely over excited cunt Davina McCall... GUYS! GUYS! (Pull a silly face). Davina McCall is a bloke, with tits ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 06/04/2017 at 6:34 PM, Rev said: I'd smash her fucking back doors in for him. That cottager hasn't got it in him. He should have his fucking clackerbag nailed to a saw-horse and be set on fire. Give the cunt the spanish donkey. In the meantime, here's one for Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 07/04/2017 at 11:53 PM, Eric Cuntman said: She hates him because he's got fat legs and his mouth smells of Simon Cowells bellend. I suspect quite a few men have the same breath. Surprising, really, when you consider Cowell is obviously straight and completely not gay in any way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I suspect quite a few men have the same breath. Surprising, really, when you consider Cowell is obviously straight and completely not gay in any way. I've said it for years, Cowell is the gayest gay it's possible to be, and no matter how much he pays fag hags like Sinnita to claim they've had relationships with him, it's still obvious. He's even gone to the lengths of paying some (already pregnant) tart to say he knocked her up. The world would respect him more if he admitted it and gave up on the 'Simon's straight' PR campaign. So far back in the closet that his postcode is NARN 1A. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 There's a programme on tele called "Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages". I knew she was a massive cunt, but entire villages? I've got to watch this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: There's a programme on tele called "Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages". I knew she was a massive cunt, but entire villages? I've got to watch this. Did you notice that when she was his next door neighbour, Richard Briers always had a demeanour about him that suggested he wanted to shove his cock in her mouth? Despite being shacked up with Top Tottie Kendall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you notice that when she was his next door neighbour, Richard Briers always had a demeanour about him that suggested he wanted to shove his cock in her mouth? Despite being shacked up with Top Tottie Kendall. Is Cockermouth one of the villages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Is Cockermouth one of the villages? No. Surbiton is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you notice that when she was his next door neighbour, Richard Briers always had a demeanour about him that suggested he wanted to shove his cock in her mouth? Despite being shacked up with Top Tottie Kendall. I always wondered that, with Felicity Felicity, You Fill Me With Electricity in his bed every night, why would he want the scrawny uptight cow from next door? Unless it was for a threesome then fair do's, one skinny arse and one slappable arse together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I always wondered that, with Felicity Felicity, You Fill Me With Electricity in his bed every night, why would he want the scrawny uptight cow from next door? Unless it was for a threesome then fair do's, one skinny arse and one slappable arse together... The 'posh birds are dirty' theory probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 4/12/2017 at 11:17 PM, Eric Cuntman said: The 'posh birds are dirty' theory probably. Posh birds are dirty, they only have a bath when there's a maid handy, lazy slags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, r-soles said: Posh birds are dirty, they only have a bath when there's a maid handy, lazy slags! A dirty posh bird and a scrubber dressed in a maids outfit... wahey!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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