Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 At any social event that involves a bit of friendly competition - going 10 pin bowling with the team at work for example, there's always at least one Overly Competitive Cunt (OCC) that takes it all way too seriously. Rather than just enjoy the occasion, have a few drinks and take the piss, the OCC will line up for each shot like their whole fucking life depends on it. They will repeatedly examine the scoreboard, to see exactly what they "need to do" to secure a victory. They will also complain bitterly if some other cunt is deemed to have committed a foul, either accidentally, or, since it's for fun, deliberately. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Some cunt committed a foul on my drive on Friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: At any social event that involves a bit of friendly competition - going 10 pin bowling with the team at work for example, there's always at least one Overly Competitive Cunt (OCC) that takes it all way too seriously. Rather than just enjoy the occasion, have a few drinks and take the piss, the OCC will line up for each shot like their whole fucking live depends on it. They will repeatedly examine the scoreboard, to see exactly what they "need to do" to secure a victory. They will also complain bitterly if some other cunt is deemed to have committed a foul, either accidentally, or, since it's for fun, deliberately. Fucking cunts. A very loose translation Ape, you were, as usual pissed out of your TINY mind, and all the others were sober. Sober up, drink black coffee, and eat some baked beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Invite them to paintball and freeze your pellets before going in. Aim for the knackers and wipe out the cunt's entire potential family line to ensure there'll be less like them in the future. Works on ginger twats too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A very loose translation Ape, you were, as usual pissed out of your TINY mind, and all the others were sober. Sober up, drink black coffee, and eat some baked beans. You're a real master of this comedy lark, aren't you? Honestly, this is fucking hilarious! And eat some baked beans! Lmfao! I love the way you capitalised the word tiny too. Very, very clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Invite them to paintball and freeze your pellets before going in. Aim for the knackers and wipe out the cunt's entire potential family line to ensure there'll be less like them in the future. Works on ginger twats too. Does it work on spack-in-the-box French wankers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Some cunt committed a foul on my drive on Friday night. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Sorry. She said foul, not fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Does it work on spack-in-the-box French wankers? Sadly, no. Even in the presence of a paint gun the common Frenchman will instantly surrender and crumple into the foetal position whilst weakly waving a white flag quickly constructed by using the nearest suitable materials. Usually their own shit stained underwear. You could still go through with the plan but this would entail holding down a struggling and shitty Frenchie whilst you try and get the shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: She said foul, not fowl. If it was fowl, and it was a goose, I am interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sadly, no. Even in the presence of a paint gun the common Frenchman will instantly surrender and crumple into the foetal position whilst weakly waving a white flag quickly constructed by using the nearest suitable materials. Usually their own shit stained underwear. You could still go through with the plan but this would entail holding down a struggling and shitty Frenchie whilst you try and get the shot. I don't see a problem with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I don't see a problem with this. You get shit on you. French shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: At any social event that involves a bit of friendly competition - going 10 pin bowling with the team at work for example, there's always at least one Overly Competitive Cunt (OCC) that takes it all way too seriously. Rather than just enjoy the occasion, have a few drinks and take the piss, the OCC will line up for each shot like their whole fucking life depends on it. They will repeatedly examine the scoreboard, to see exactly what they "need to do" to secure a victory. They will also complain bitterly if some other cunt is deemed to have committed a foul, either accidentally, or, since it's for fun, deliberately. Fucking cunts. This sounds very much like a sour grapes nomination from a cunt who is shit at everything and has a huge axe to grind. The fact you go to ten pin pin bowling says everything....fuck off and die you preposterous, decaying lump of fly-blown anaconda uterus. fuck off..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: This sounds very much like a sour grapes nomination from a cunt who is shit at everything and has a huge axe to grind. The fact you go to ten pin pin bowling says everything....fuck off and die you preposterous, decaying lump of fly-blown anaconda uterus. fuck off..... lol indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: This sounds very much like a sour grapes nomination from a cunt who is shit ate everything and has a huge axe to grind. The fact you go to ten pin pin bowling says everything....fuck off and die you preposterous, decaying lump of fly-blown anaconda uterus. fuck off..... I was rather hoping you'd chime in with your predictably cretinous drivel. Don't tell me - people who go ten pin bowling are excluded from all your clubs? Edit: I tried to send you a PM, but you aren't allowed to receive them. Admin obviously still regards you as an untrustworthy piece of shit. And rightly so. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A very loose translation Ape, you were, as usual pissed out of your TINY mind, and all the others were sober. Sober up, drink black coffee, and eat some baked beans. Well fuck me sideways, I really didn't expect an instant reply to ape-a-loid from you laced with such venom. I really am shocked. It's almost as if you chaps don't like each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well fuck me sideways, I really didn't expect an instant reply to ape-a-loid from you laced with such venom. I really am shocked. It's almost as if you chaps don't like each other. That's all the stupid French cunt does. He's incapable of anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well fuck me sideways, I really didn't expect an instant reply to ape-a-loid from you laced with such venom. I really am shocked. It's almost as if you chaps don't like each other. I am certainly not a snob, but the man is so working class and thick to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Why was Punkers reply removed? it was better than his usual drivel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Why was Punkers reply removed? it was better than his usual drivel... I suspect the little prick is still under intense moderator scrutiny, what with him being a stupid little FlidSpack™. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I suspect the little prick is still under intense moderator scrutiny, what with him being a stupid little FlidSpack™. But he never mentioned poofs, golf or catholics once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: This sounds very much like a sour grapes nomination from a cunt who is shit at everything and has a huge axe to grind. The fact you go to ten pin pin bowling says everything....fuck off and die you preposterous, decaying lump of fly-blown anaconda uterus. fuck off..... I actually believe ape boy when he suggests he's been forced into ten pin bowling work nights where as all the shit you come out with is entirely made up. You've obviously been forced into many things in your life; being fisted, sucking off horses etc etc. The least said about your catholic school boy days the better. You snivelling little brown nosed cry baby. Grow a spine and take it just like you do up the shitter. Cunt for brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: But he never mentioned poofs, golf or catholics once! He was probably just re-booting at the time, and running some standby code before resuming his normal idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am certainly not a snob, but the man is so working class and thick to boot. You 2 really need to call a truce. I suggest PMing each other and arranging some male bonding. Naked wrestling and tequila slammers should do the trick for starters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: You 2 really need to call a truce. I suggest PMing each other and arranging some male bonding. Naked wrestling and tequila slammers should do the trick for starters That may say more about you than them, Stubbs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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