Guest Ollyboro Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 36 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: If that's Claire Danes then she can strip search me... she's an odd one but I wouldn't say no... Mmm..I really don't know, Ding. A rubber gloved fist up the ringer is still a rubber gloved fist up the ringer. To me, the sex of the person fisting me up the ringer is irrelevant; I've still got a fist up my ringer. It's a slippery fucking slope. One minute Spunkers is appearing in a "challenging" modern dance interpretation of Punch and Judy, with the director's fist up his ringer, the next minute anybody wanting to fist his ringer is fisting his ringer. Think on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 20 hours ago, nocti said: That was actually the only part that I meant as a compliment. The joystick vibrated and everything. Although I'm sure you know that. I bet most of them smelt of your fanny back in the day. ...you need to switch over to decaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Be careful Ding there are people here with friends in MI5 Ssssssh, you will blow my cover.......oh fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 I see that hes now going to double the fair for babies,I'd be happy if he fucking quadrupled it if it means the noisy little cunts dont get to travel,put the little shit cunts in the hold and i'll always use Ryanair,good on ya Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Neil said: I see that hes now going to double the fair for babies,I'd be happy if he fucking quadrupled it if it means the noisy little cunts dont get to travel,put the little shit cunts in the hold and i'll always use Ryanair,good on ya Michael I'd like him to start fining cunts who stand up and start pulling their fucking bags from the overhead lockers within a nanosecond of the seatbelt fucking sign going off. "Where the fuck do you think you're going!!" They're probably the same cunts who race to get to the departure gate whilst I sit nearby watching them whinge about having to stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 Yep,last through the gate,last onto the shuttle,first on the plane,thank you and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 21 hours ago, Neil said: I see that hes now going to double the fair for babies,I'd be happy if he fucking quadrupled it if it means the noisy little cunts dont get to travel,put the little shit cunts in the hold and i'll always use Ryanair,good on ya Michael Adult fare £15, Child/Toddler Fare £2,500.. Think that's about right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 On 07/04/2017 at 8:52 PM, Ollyboro said: I'd like him to start fining cunts who stand up and start pulling their fucking bags from the overhead lockers within a nanosecond of the seatbelt fucking sign going off. "Where the fuck do you think you're going!!" They're probably the same cunts who race to get to the departure gate whilst I sit nearby watching them whinge about having to stand. I always make sure I'm one of the last to queue. Because when you're the last on you don't have to wait while all the twats are fucking about putting their hand luggage away. They're all seated while us sly ole foxes have all the aisle space to dick about with our luggage. And it gives your lovely gypsy plenty of time to choose a pair of expensive sunnies in the airport shop. Marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 O'Leary is a foulmouthed bog trotting ninny and I'd no more fly in his shitty planes than eat my mum's poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 41 minutes ago, ratcum said: O'Leary is a foulmouthed bog trotting ninny and I'd no more fly in his shitty planes than eat my mum's poo No, I can't imagine excrement garnished with 57 varieties of sperm being particularly pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I always make sure I'm one of the last to queue. Because when you're the last on you don't have to wait while all the twats are fucking about putting their hand luggage away. They're all seated while us sly ole foxes have all the aisle space to dick about with our luggage. And it gives your lovely gypsy plenty of time to choose a pair of expensive sunnies in the airport shop. Marvellous I can only imagine that the cunts who like getting sat down first have a penchant for having people's arses and genitalia at eye level. Spunkers loves the experience so much he's planning on sawing his legs off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: No, I can't imagine excrement garnished with 57 varieties of sperm being particularly pleasant. my mum's dead but I can tell you how she smelled if you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: my mum's dead but I can tell you how she smelled if you like Before she died, or after she was found? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Before she died, or after she was found? I think you're confused OB. She would just get close to the object, then draw a little air into her nose, sometimes whilst making a fanning motion with her right hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 On 04/04/2017 at 8:22 PM, Lady Penelope said: Be careful Ding there are people here with friends in MI5 I got some furniture from there once. Or was it MFI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I always make sure I'm one of the last to queue. Because when you're the last on you don't have to wait while all the twats are fucking about putting their hand luggage away. They're all seated while us sly ole foxes have all the aisle space to dick about with our luggage. And it gives your lovely gypsy plenty of time to choose a pair of expensive sunnies in the airport shop. Marvellous Ahem? 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I got some furniture from there once. Or was it MFI? Either way, I bet it didn't last long enough to get it home, fucking shite that stuff was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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