Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary has warned that all flights between the UK and Europe could be suspended once Britain leaves the EU. (A copy and past cunting) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39484813 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 This leprechaun felching cunt's company is a pile of wank anyway. I don't mind thick cunts getting charged for not printing off boarding cards etc, but £50? Let's advertise flights for a quid then charge £50 a bag. My disabled Nan got turned away from one of his flights because her bag had more than 100ml of liquids inside. Fair enough, it was a faulty colostomy bag, but has this cunt any idea how bad the family felt abandoning the smelly auld cunt in Krakow? Has he fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 I genuinely couldn’t care any fucking less. The cunts at work booked me on a flight with these, and that was enough for me. I’d never use them again, even if they dropped their prices to pennies and I actually had enough room to scratch my fucking bollocks in one of their concrete shit-stained seats. The pilots always sound like they learnt to fly by playing After Burner a few times in the 90's, and the air “hostesses” look like rehabilitated silverbacks. I hope O'Leary's cock falls off, and he gets stuck in a lift with at least two members of East 17. On the same day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Bit specialist this, but he owns a fuckload (NB this is slightly more than a shedload, but less than a cuntload) of racehorses, most of which are pretty decent. However, this fucking cry-baby has refused to send any of them over for The Grand National, because he thinks the British don't appreciate them or want them to compete. Cunt likes playing with a rigged deck and takes his bat and ball home and stamps his rinky-dink size fives up and down if he doesn't get his own way, so fuck him sideways with a pricker bit and sheepskin noseband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: . The pilots always sound like they learnt to fly by playing After Burner a few times in the 90's... Ryanair has nonetheless an excellent safety record, due in part to the standard of flight and cabin crew training. That said, pilot Iain Inglis did cause some consternation when he posted a selfie of himself wearing a tin foil hat whilst in command of a Boeing 737... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ryanair has nonetheless an excellent safety record, due in part to the standard of flight and cabin crew training. That said, pilot Iain Inglis did cause some consternation when he posted a selfie of himself wearing a tin foil hat whilst in command of a Boeing 737... Nothing wrong with that. He said that it was to stop the Martian radio waves from entering his brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 O'Leary made an utter cunt of himself when flights were grounded during the volcanic eruption in Iceland. The prick was prepared to ignore all scientific advice from the very people who designed the engines on his aircraft and that of highly experienced pilots. O'Leary is a fucking crook who should be beaten to death with a baseball bat walking dead style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 I actually flew to Dublin with the missus once for 4p return,yep 1p each way ,subsequently I've realised that I was overcharged for the service.staff need arse fucking with a rough end of a pineapple,the Guinness was good though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, Neil said: I actually flew to Dublin with the missus once for 4p return,yep 1p each way ,subsequently I've realised that I was overcharged for the service.staff need arse fucking with a rough end of a pineapple,the Guinness was good though I don't think there is an easy end to a pineapple, Neil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Ryanair has nonetheless an excellent safety record, due in part to the standard of flight and cabin crew training. That said, pilot Iain Inglis did cause some consternation when he posted a selfie of himself wearing a tin foil hat whilst in command of a Boeing 737... That was actually the only part that I meant as a compliment. The joystick vibrated and everything. Although I'm sure you know that. I bet most of them smelt of your fanny back in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 What a bunch of whining cunts you all are. I use Ryanair Limoges to Stansted regularly. I book well in advance, the flight is only 1hour 15mins (I have sometimes take longer having a shit than that), and the cabin crew are the same as all airlines, painted cunts and poofs. I wear ear plugs and doze. Using them again the end of this month £ 19-99 return. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Another load of scaremongering Brexit shite. I doubt if anything will really change in 2 years anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Ryanair has nonetheless an excellent safety record, due in part to the standard of flight and cabin crew training. That said, pilot Iain Inglis did cause some consternation when he posted a selfie of himself wearing a tin foil hat whilst in command of a Boeing 737... I hope that's aircraft grade aluminium. Wouldn't want any stress fractures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What a bunch of whining cunts you all are. I use Ryanair Limoges to Stansted regularly. I book well in advance, the flight is only 1hour 15mins (I have sometimes take longer having a shit than that), and the cabin crew are the same as all airlines, painted cunts and poofs. I wear ear plugs and doze. Using them again the end of this month £ 19-99 return. Fuck off. What flight number? I need to know when to unpack the Rapier I nicked from Menwith Hill.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 53 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What flight number? I need to know when to unpack the Rapier I nicked from Menwith Hill.... Be careful Ding there are people here with friends in MI5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Bit specialist this, but he owns a fuckload (NB this is slightly more than a shedload, but less than a cuntload) of racehorses, most of which are pretty decent. However, this fucking cry-baby has refused to send any of them over for The Grand National, because he thinks the British don't appreciate them or want them to compete. Cunt likes playing with a rigged deck and takes his bat and ball home and stamps his rinky-dink size fives up and down if he doesn't get his own way, so fuck him sideways with a pricker bit and sheepskin noseband. 'Shitload' (as in "we need a Shitload of spare dicks for this wedding") trumps a fuck load I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Be careful Ding there are people here with friends in MI5 Where do you think I got the masterkey from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Where do you think I got the masterkey from? Timpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Timpsons. No, 6:15 from Paddington, coach C, seat 14. Speaking of which, anyone want to buy a nice laptop? Comes complete with carrybag, spare USB sticks and a login ID called Sneaky Pete, password is pa55word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, 6:15 from Paddington, coach C, seat 14. Speaking of which, anyone want to buy a nice laptop? Comes complete with carrybag, spare USB sticks and a login ID called Sneaky Pete, password is pa55word... Not very clever with the password .. the last one I logged into at Currys was W4nk3r5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Not very clever with the password .. Dunno, served MI5 well for years so far... they often swap it to "secret" to stay one step ahead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Dunno, served MI5 well for a for years so far... they often swap it to "secret" to stay one step ahead... 53cret surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: 53cret surely? Too complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Dunno, served MI5 well for years so far... they often swap it to "secret" to stay one step ahead... Reported to Agent 219, Langley Virginia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported to Agent 219, Langley Virginia. If that's Claire Danes then she can strip search me... she's an odd one but I wouldn't say no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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