Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 This is a cunt. Solely due to the fact that Cunts: Bob Gerdolph, Bonio & Midgey Errr, will no doubt record & bring out some poxy load of shite and bombard us with "Gi' Us Yer Fickin' Money" before rounding their troops for a Summer gig at the O2 Arena. As for the Columbians themselves. They can fuck off. I'd only just arranged a decent supply of Coke before this shite of a landslide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: This is a cunt. Solely due to the fact that Cunts: Bob Gerdolph, Bonio & Midgey Errr, will no doubt record & bring out some poxy load of shite and bombard us with "Gi' Us Yer Fickin' Money" before rounding their troops for a Summer gig at the O2 Arena. As for the Columbians themselves. They can fuck off. I'd only just arranged a decent supply of Coke before this shite of a landslide. Yep you can see it happening, but what pisses me off about it, is that if all these mega starts put some of thier own millions in instead of "donating" their precious free time, we would not only be free from putting up with the likes of gandolf and bonehead all the time, but would be free from at least half of the fucking begging ads at chrimbo on the TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Not just the professional bleeding hearts either. We have about £500 Billion quid of Cameron's slush fund to line the pockets of the un-needy in the foreign aid budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Charity cunts piss me off. The cunts who run them get most of the money. If they slapped a top earnings limit on none of the cunts would be doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Trust me, "SlideAid" tickets will be on eBay... Just as soon as I can locate my John Bull printing set . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: Not just the professional bleeding hearts either. We have about £500 Billion quid of Cameron's slush fund to line the pockets of the un-needy in the foreign aid budget. Indeed, whilst many Brits who were flooded the other year are still homeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Yep you can see it happening, but what pisses me off about it, is that if all these mega starts put some of thier own millions in instead of "donating" their precious free time, we would not only be free from putting up with the likes of gandolf and bonehead all the time, but would be free from at least half of the fucking begging ads at chrimbo on the TV. Don't be too sure about these cunts 'donating' their time, wankers like Obi Wan MaGregor, are probably paid thousands for their dewy eyed performances on the water aid appeals. And celeb charity quiz shows are a farce, they win 5 grand for their pet charity and pocket 3 times that amount for appearing on the show. Fucking utter slimeball greedy cunts, desperate to try and look like altruistic philanthropist heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't be too sure about these cunts 'donating' their time, wankers like Obi Wan MaGregor, are probably paid thousands for their dewy eyed performances on the water aid appeals. And celeb charity quiz shows are a farce, they win 5 grand for their pet charity and pocket 3 times that amount for appearing on the show. Fucking utter slimeball greedy cunts, desperate to try and look like altruistic philanthropist heroes. Exactly... Take a celeb, cause a landslide or another catastrophe, and wait for the $s to roll in. I've been trying to melt the Ice Cap for years, ever since my efforts to flood the Sahara failed me miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 11:59 AM, 'eavensabove said: Trust me, "SlideAid" tickets will be on eBay... Just as soon as I can locate my John Bull printing set . Laffin...slideaid Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 03/04/2017 at 1:13 AM, 'eavensabove said: This is a cunt. Solely due to the fact that Cunts: Bob Gerdolph, Bonio & Midgey Errr, will no doubt record & bring out some poxy load of shite and bombard us with "Gi' Us Yer Fickin' Money" before rounding their troops for a Summer gig at the O2 Arena. As for the Columbians themselves. They can fuck off. I'd only just arranged a decent supply of Coke before this shite of a landslide. Hope it's diet coke 'eavens. What with your diabetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 10:46 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Hope it's diet coke 'eavens. What with your diabetes. Diabetic, I am not... I don't do diet anything either. No need to and Its shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 I am diabetic and have been so for twenty years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am diabetic and have been so for twenty years Cannot imagine it. Mind you, its about the only damned thing I haven't got... Save for STDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Cannot imagine it. Mind you, its about the only damned thing I haven't got... Save for STDs The fact that I weigh 34 stones has got nothing to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: The fact that I weigh 34 stones has got nothing to do with it. Why are you weighing a box load of stones? Do you have some kind of mass related OCD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Why are you weighing a box load of stones? Do you have some kind of mass related OCD? Back in the 1700s there was a Yorkshire man who used to walk around with a stone on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Why are you weighing a box load of stones? Do you have some kind of mass related OCD? What does the average Pakistani weigh?........ Sweets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 On 4/2/2017 at 8:13 PM, 'eavensabove said: This is a cunt. Solely due to the fact that Cunts: Bob Gerdolph, Bonio & Midgey Errr, will no doubt record & bring out some poxy load of shite and bombard us with "Gi' Us Yer Fickin' Money" before rounding their troops for a Summer gig at the O2 Arena. As for the Columbians themselves. They can fuck off. I'd only just arranged a decent supply of Coke before this shite of a landslide. If there is even a slight chance that a second slide will claim all of these cunts, I say "Deixe o festival começar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Back in the 1700s there was a Yorkshire man who used to walk around with a stone on his head. Did he take to carrying the stone after dating you? Remind him of the constant headache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Wasn't this a rubbish dump that slid down a hill?,full of foul smelling waste and shit?,how the fuck do you distinguish the bodies from all that crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Wasn't this a rubbish dump that slid down a hill?,full of foul smelling waste and shit?,how the fuck do you distinguish the bodies from all that crap? The rescue team, follow the flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Reports from the site now say that the smell is overpowering but the rescuers must be left alone to do their jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 I was on the ferry to the Isle of Wight, and a Columbian was throwing coffee beans off the ship. I asked him why? "We have too many of the poxy things back at home" he replied... So I chucked the cunt overboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: Reports from the site now say that the smell is overpowering but the rescuers must be left alone to do their jobs It's the rescuers that stink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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