Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 This is very working class, well bred folks always enter via the front door of their residence .. they do not use the tradesmens entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Pen, I think you need to let your tradesmen's entrance get used a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Fucking hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell You took the words right out of my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You took the words right out of my mouth. I'm going to bed. This fucking site is getting ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going to bed. This fucking site is getting ridiculous Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going to bed. This fucking site is getting ridiculous Give Eric his wallet back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Give Eric his wallet back! Fuck off; I need a new dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) Pen, is this a euphamism, and what you are really trying to say is you don't like it up the wrong hole? May I suggest you attempt to hook up with somebody from a higher social class. Try hanging out around your local golf club. Naturally it might be a risky tactic as I understand a high percentage of cunts who play with golf sticks also like the brown holes. Edited April 1, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps Shitty arseholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I use my garage door.It would be stupid to walk around to the front door when there is a perfectly useable door in my garage to my kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 This is veering perilously close to Prof fucking B territory. A few shitty emojis and you'd be there, you soppy old virago. Time for a reset. Travel broadens the mind, they say. Try going somewhere untouched by modern civilisation, without signal or wifi. Leicester perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Pen, please describe the mental processes you go through, if any, before deciding to create an utter pile of steaming shit such as this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 32 minutes ago, nocti said: Try going somewhere untouched by modern civilisation, without signal or wifi. Leicester perhaps? Rugeley, Ilkeston or Bramhall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Fucking hell,now she trying to emulate Punkers by pretending to be all upper class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Pen, is this a euphamism, and what you are really trying to say is you don't like it up the wrong hole? May I suggest you attempt to hook up with somebody from a higher social class. Try hanging out around your local golf club. Naturally it might be a risky tactic as I understand a high percentage of cunts who play with golf sticks also like the brown holes. Great work drew, you've nailed these golf cunts as shit stabbers correctly. Pen would get no action here from punkers and his ilk unless she strapped on a false beard. Or didn't shave for 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 As the front door faces on to the street and the back door opens in to the back garden, I would have to walk past the front door, 30 yards to the back door, 20 yards to the front door, a 90° turn into the front room and 3 yards to my seat. A total waste of 50 yards walking. If the house was the other way round, it would be the same but different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 20 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: This is very working class, well bred folks always enter via the front door of their residence .. they do not use the tradesmens entrance. Seeing as the 'back door' of your third-floor council flat probably opens onto a four-foot-square 'balcony' overlooking a squalid mess of social housing, the front door is probably your best option for ingress/egress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Seeing as the 'back door' of your third-floor council flat probably opens onto a four-foot-square 'balcony' overlooking a squalid mess of social housing, the front door is probably your best option for ingress/egress. You mean the unsafe fire escape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Seeing as the 'back door' of your third-floor council flat probably opens onto a four-foot-square 'balcony' overlooking a squalid mess of social housing, the front door is probably your best option for ingress/egress. I will use the back door then .. oh fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 One of my old neighbours was superstitious as fuck about going out the same door you came in (Neil... no.). If you went in through the front you had to go back out the front, otherwise if you went out the back you took all the good luck with you... if I went out the back I took all the jewellery and silverware given half the chance as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: One of my old neighbours was superstitious as fuck about going out the same door you came in (Neil... no.). If you went in through the front you had to go back out the front, otherwise if you went out the back you took all the good luck with you... if I went out the back I took all the jewellery and silverware given half the chance as well... That happened to me last week. I'm locking the back door and taking the key out next time Gyps pops round for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 On 01/04/2017 at 7:17 AM, Alfie Noakes said: I use my garage door.It would be stupid to walk around to the front door when there is a perfectly useable door in my garage to my kitchen. That sounds very american Alf. Do you have a front yard to go with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 48 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: That sounds very american Alf. Do you have a front yard to go with that? No I am lazy and the door is motorised. No I have a front garden then there is a pavement a kerb and then the road. I am definitely not American and I live near the cosmopolitan seaside metropolis that is Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I am lazy and the door is motorised. No I have a front garden then there is a pavement a kerb and then the road. I am definitely not American and I live near the cosmopolitan seaside metropolis that is Brighton. So you must see Punkers Kerb Crawling quite frequently when you pop into town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I am lazy and the door is motorised. No I have a front garden then there is a pavement a kerb and then the road. I am definitely not American and I live near the cosmopolitan seaside metropolis that is Brighton. Encyclopaedic knowledge of the Homo map of Great Britain. I'll get me chaps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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